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NASA Mars Rover Opportunity Lifts Off

Joost Schuur writes "At 11:18 PM EDT on Monday, Opportunity, the second of 2 NASA Mars Exploration Rovers took off aboard a Boeing Delta 2 Heavy rocket after several delays and begun its 305 million mile trip to the Red Planet, where it will join its sister vehicle Spirit, which launched June 10th. Spirit and Opportunity will land on opposite sides of Mars, travelling up to 40 meters a day, and use a series of instruments to search for water, including the Rock Abrasion Tool, which will grind into rocks to give scientists a peak inside. Things are going to get crowded next January in orbit, as both NASA missions join the European Mars Express mission also launched this month and the Japanese Nozomi probe, which would finally complete its troublesome 5 year journey. Those stuck on Earth can take advantage of the closest Mars opposition in 60,000 years and watch with a telescope, or follow the images provided by the International MarsWatch 2003 group."

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  1. Poor martians by kinnell · · Score: 4, Funny

    With all these alien robots landing and wandering around probing things, they'll think it's an invasion.

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    1. Re:Poor martians by Surak · · Score: 3, Funny

      It isn't? Oh, right...it's a "preemptive strike". Sorry, Mr. Bush.

    2. Re:Poor martians by alnapp · · Score: 1, Funny

      No, no-one will believe them and they'll all get really paranoid

    3. Re:Poor martians by leshert · · Score: 4, Funny

      In a recent appearance, the Martian information minister released the following statement:

      "There are no infidel alien robots on Mars! Never! We have already destroyed one of their stupid vehicles, and we have another one surrounded on all sides! Let the Earthlings bask in their own illusion! They have not landed, and those that have landed, we will welcome with bullets and shoes!"

    4. Re:Poor martians by falzer · · Score: 2, Funny

      These robots make me very angry, very angry indeed.

  2. Terrorist metric system will crush NASA mission ! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Hehehe.

  3. Probe Names by dcw3 · · Score: 5, Funny

    So, we've got Red Rover, I suppose we'll be sending Goofy to Pluto, and Lincoln to Mercury, Chevy to Saturn, and I'm afraid to ask what kind of probe well be using on Uranus.

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    1. Re:Probe Names by Stephen+Maturin · · Score: 2, Funny

      Charmin?

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  4. Just imagine the surprise... by scsirob · · Score: 3, Funny

    ... if one of those rocks they drill in turns around, screems "OOUUCH!!" and hits back...

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    1. Re:Just imagine the surprise... by Muad'Dave · · Score: 2, Funny

      ... if one of those rocks they drill in turns around, screems "OOUUCH!!" and hits back...

      ...or burns "No Kill I" into a nearby rock...

      ...or challenges Kirk, Spock, President Lincoln, and the Vulcan god-like dude to fight a bunch of outlaws.

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  5. Don't Disturb The Natives! by Josuah · · Score: 5, Funny

    Sounds like these rovers are going to do some "damage" to the habitat of those Martians. Is that such a good idea? Grinding into so-called "rocks". Trampling around on big wheels. All going, "Show me the water!" and "Take that, dust-particle sized life-form!" I think we're in for some heavy retaliation. Me, under the bed sounds like a good place right now.

    1. Re:Don't Disturb The Natives! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      I can see a little martian saying on martian tv.. "the earthlings are being defeated as we speak. their probes have been destroyed and we are taking over their planet right now." big drill go through his head.. muhahah, the probes with their massive size (compared to them) start being worshiped as gods.

  6. Re:good to see nasa doing some serious science by dylan_- · · Score: 4, Funny
    Atlantis? What happened to Atlantis?
    Their entire civilisation was destroyed by a flood, which is pretty disasterous by any reckoning! I'm surprised you hadn't heard about it...
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  7. Please tell me..... by JaJ_D · · Score: 4, Funny

    ....they have picked between metric and/or imperial to give measurements in so they don't park the thing at high velocity into Mars.

    Remeber...... Faster, Better, Cheaper

    Please delete as applicable.

  8. With apologies to HG Wells by IWantMoreSpamPlease · · Score: 2, Funny

    "The chances of anything coming to Mars, are a million to one they said, but still they come."

    With the luck Nasa has had recently exploring Mars, I don't think we're going to disturb anyone there.

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  9. oh, the name is opportunity... i thought... by *weasel · · Score: 1, Funny

    ...maybe that you were just suggesting that this was an opportunity to get another rover on mars.

    because after the last couple attempts, just because they launch doesn't seem to mean a guaranteed placement.

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  10. Damn... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Could that Boeing Delta 2 Heavy rocket link *have* more popups? Who do they think they are, a porn site?

  11. First transmission from probe as it leaves Earth by The+Evil+Couch · · Score: 2, Funny

    wheeeeeeee!

  12. Should we be going there? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    I don't think we've really seen enough evidence to suggest that Water might exist in a Measurable and Detectible (WMD) manner.
    Without such hard evidence, I don't see justification for going in there and invading like that.

  13. Heard on the radio this morning... by TheAmazingRando · · Score: 2, Funny

    Since it's a Delta rocket, they're going to have to stopover at the hub in Atlanta before continuing on to Mars...

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