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Request for Cosmic Collision Insurance

Posted by michael on from the playing-the-lottery dept.

HobbySpacer writes "According to this article a group of distinguished citizens has sent an open letter to Congress, the President, and other world leaders to request that they begin a serious program to protect the planet from the possible impact of a comet or asteroid. The petitioners include Freeman Dyson, Apollo 17 astronaut Harrison Schmitt, Neil Tyson (Director of the Hayden Planetarium) and others. They say that for "the first time in human history, we have the potential to protect ourselves from a catastrophe of truly cosmic proportions." A three phase program is urged that includes detection, exploration, and contingency planning. See the full letter at www.CongressNEOaction.org"

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  1. Affordable coverage, available today! by JUSTONEMORELATTE · · Score: 4, Funny

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  2. I read th letter and ... by Arthaed · · Score: 5, Funny

    I think they are implying that the US plan of having a group of oil rig drillers ready to go, won't save us ...

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  3. Cosmic proportions by Xylocain · · Score: 4, Funny

    Really, am I the only one to think that even if our whole solar system would be devastated by a gigantic cosmic body (however unlikely that is) it would hardly qualify for cosmic proportions?

    Maybe if a galaxy cluster was destroyed it'd be of cosmic proportions, but a tiny planet?

    Nope, heh, talk about inflated self-importance. :-)