Well actually it's kinda slow today, cause most
people are still out from the 3-Day. Nazi-Youth
Rally, Hobo Slumgullion "Hooray For Everything"
Retreat they made all the soulless brain-washed
employees go on this week. Yep, it's been a
regular Bob "I'm a lazy sack of shit who's gonna
do nothing all day but stick my finger up my butt
day" here at MGM today.
And hey, speaking of Cop Porn, I'm sure that if I
was Asian, "Cop Porn" would be heralded as "A
dark look into the surreal inner world of a
tormented soul working on the other side of the
law. Chan Ferra Lee makes his directorial debut
in a startling film that stars an all Amer-Asian
cast filmed with a distorted lens that conveys
the distorted perceptions we Asian Americans are
forced to deal with on a daily basis."
Bob,
go fuck yourself. And seeing as how you
have both mail and female genitalia, this will
not be such a tall order.
Bob wrote:
shouldn't you be working or something? always
with the hurting, I guess I'll just sit home
and watch cop porn over and over again as
punishment, oh,and i don't have any fillings.
btw, Willamina vouches for the craft and comedy of
at least one of the directors.
eat me
On Friday, July 11, 2003 4:11 PM, Ryan wrote:
Bob:
OK, OK, its time to fess up. I admit, my
critique of the film festival was all a silly
rouse. I actually might've wanted to see
those shorts if not for the fact that I would have
to see them with you. I've...I've held my
silence about this for too long. Bob you are
unpleasant company. I would prefer hanging around the
Black Israelites in Times Square wearing a Ku
Klux Klan outfit then hang out with you. It'd
be infinitely more fun and the arguments would be
more enlightening then your interminable
devil's advocate routine. Have you ever bitten down
on a piece of tin foil with one of your fillings,
Bob? Well now you have some inkling as to what your
voice sounds like (except with the addition of
being kicked in the crotch with cleats while
wearing headphones blasting techno music).
And why is it that you always smell like you've
just fallen into a barrel of donkey shit? Please
answer me that? Oh please oh please oh please.
Go To Hell,
Your Mother
Bob wrote:
At risk of exaserbating an already ridiculas
rant; I don't assume ANYTHING about tonights
showing, they are indie pieces of film
supposedly revolving loosely around the idea
of foreign state oppression. They may suck
(and likely several will, judging from past
experience) I just find it pathetic to
dismiss them on the grounds that they won't be
"entertaining" or a "non-stop laff riot".
It also doesn't mean I don't indulge in
crappy mindless pop art either, just that theres
plenty of room for both and that a healthy
artistic diet consists of SOME things that
may be more on the make-you-think/confront-your-reality
side of things than the make-you-pee-your-pants-
laughing side of things.
The horse is complaining about too much teeth
and is requesting your skilled orafice, dick.
rb
On Friday, July 11, 2003 2:07 PM, Ryan wrote:
Bob, you are just as moronically elitist
for assuming that just because its going to be
oreign films, that they're going to be
"artistic". And speaking of being a
tireless patron of the arts, lest we forget this is
coming from a Limp-Bizkit-listening, That 70's
Show and American Idol watching, Pauly Shore movie
loving motherfucker such as yourself. Bob don't
just get off your high horse, get off it and
suck its dick, cause I know for a fact that you
would not be caught dead at this thing unless Willamina
wanted to go. Sir, I will leave you to you own
devices and beseech you thusly...
Shove It Up Your Art-Hole!
Bob wrote:
OK, got it:
non-stop fart jokes and s
Dear Apple:
by
Anonymous Coward
·
· Score: -1, Offtopic
Dear Apple:
I bought an Apple computer because of its native support for teledildonics. I bought a USB FUFME and MacOS immediately recognized it and installed drivers instantly! As a gay
Catholic priest who often can't be at the altar all the time, you can understand how the ability to have sex with children
whilst on the airplane with my Powerbook and wireless internet service is a lifesaver.
I just have a single question, will Apple be releasing a firewire version of the FUFME anytime soon?
With much gayness,
Father Michael "Arminass" Sims
Dear Father Sims
by
Anonymous Coward
·
· Score: -1, Offtopic
Dear Father Sims
Thank you for your kind letter! Being a former Catholic priest myself, I know exactly what you are talking about! It has been
our dream at Apple Computers ever since we began in the 80's to shape the homosexual experience with the ultimate computer.
I can answer your letter by saying that YES we will indeed be making a firewire version of the FUFME. With the additional
bandwidth offered by the firewire bus, we will be able to more accurately record and deliver more minute and subtle movements
that the USB FUFME simply couldnt support due to lack of bandwidth. You will be able to recognize our firewire FUFME in stores
by the fancy holographic logo of a cock entering an Apple.
We are glad to help loyal customers such as yourself. If you ever have any more questions, feel free to drop a line (or connect
to my teledildonic FUFME server on fufme://cockman.apple.com).
Hugh G. Cockman President Homosexual Liaison Services Apple Computer, Inc.
Hrm, I'm thinking they meant Jaguar
by
Luxviaest
·
· Score: -1, Offtopic
Unless of course Apple is making a habit of submitting public updates to an as of yet unreleased beta version of their new OS.
Re:updates to closed developer betas make news now
by
mrpuffypants
·
· Score: -1, Offtopic
Sinner! You obtained that file illegally!/forgive me....It's REALLY early here and I need a laugh. You can do it too if you want:)
Re:This just in! Exclusive news story! Stop presse
by
Anonymous Coward
·
· Score: 0, Offtopic
Wow, (-1, No Sense Of Humor) for whoever modded this post.
Panther?! Where!?
by
HaloZero
·
· Score: -1, Offtopic
"1957 brought to the silver screen his 'I Bianche Notre' adapted by Dostoyevsky, a mannered and romantic melancholy of snow and mist and moonlit encounters on canal bridges. 'Boccaccio 70' followed five years later and the following year saw 'The Leopard'! So impressed was I with this motion picture treatment of the Risorgimento that I went along to Somerset House and changed me own name to Leopard, preferring it to me original handle, 'Panther' (Aargh). I digress."
Big props to here for transcribing one of the best Monty Python episodes, ever.
-- "Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."
Re:updates to closed developer betas make news now
by
ChuyMatt
·
· Score: 0, Offtopic
Usernames being truncated?
by
Anonymous Coward
·
· Score: -1, Offtopic
Has anyone else noticed that the %n token in tcsh and the username field in ls (both GNU ls and BSD ls) is now limited to 8 chars?
i.e. "anonymous" is now "anonymou"
wtf? any fixes?
Re:This just in! Exclusive news story! Stop presse
by
Anonymous Coward
·
· Score: 1, Offtopic
What's your point? Microsoft released updates to its preview versions of XP via Windows Update, Debian uses apt-get for its unstable branch, and you can make world (after cvsuping in the standard manner) on the development branch of FreeBSD...
Sorry...how to get it?
by
Anonymous Coward
·
· Score: -1, Offtopic
The original post says Panther is available via Software Update. I just ran Software Update (running on OS X 10.2.6) and all I see is a new Security Update. Someone posted something about "closed developer version" which is not in the original post....
Can someone clearly explain how you get the upgrade from Jaguar to Panther?
Bob:
Well actually it's kinda slow today, cause most
people are still out from the 3-Day. Nazi-Youth
Rally, Hobo Slumgullion "Hooray For Everything"
Retreat they made all the soulless brain-washed
employees go on this week. Yep, it's been a
regular Bob "I'm a lazy sack of shit who's gonna
do nothing all day but stick my finger up my butt
day" here at MGM today.
And hey, speaking of Cop Porn, I'm sure that if I was Asian, "Cop Porn" would be heralded as "A dark look into the surreal inner world of a tormented soul working on the other side of the law. Chan Ferra Lee makes his directorial debut in a startling film that stars an all Amer-Asian cast filmed with a distorted lens that conveys the distorted perceptions we Asian Americans are forced to deal with on a daily basis." Bob,
go fuck yourself. And seeing as how you
have both mail and female genitalia, this will
not be such a tall order.
Bob wrote:
shouldn't you be working or something? always with the hurting, I guess I'll just sit home and watch cop porn over and over again as punishment, oh,and i don't have any fillings. btw, Willamina vouches for the craft and comedy of at least one of the directors.
eat me
On Friday, July 11, 2003 4:11 PM, Ryan wrote:
Bob:
OK, OK, its time to fess up. I admit, my
critique of the film festival was all a silly
rouse. I actually might've wanted to see
those shorts if not for the fact that I would have
to see them with you. I've...I've held my
silence about this for too long. Bob you are
unpleasant company. I would prefer hanging around the
Black Israelites in Times Square wearing a Ku
Klux Klan outfit then hang out with you. It'd
be infinitely more fun and the arguments would be more enlightening then your interminable
devil's advocate routine. Have you ever bitten down
on a piece of tin foil with one of your fillings, Bob? Well now you have some inkling as to what your
voice sounds like (except with the addition of
being kicked in the crotch with cleats while
wearing headphones blasting techno music).
And why is it that you always smell like you've
just fallen into a barrel of donkey shit? Please
answer me that? Oh please oh please oh please.
Go To Hell,
Your Mother
Bob wrote: At risk of exaserbating an already ridiculas
rant; I don't assume ANYTHING about tonights showing, they are indie pieces of film
supposedly revolving loosely around the idea
of foreign state oppression. They may suck
(and likely several will, judging from past experience) I just find it pathetic to
dismiss them on the grounds that they won't be "entertaining" or a "non-stop laff riot".
It also doesn't mean I don't indulge in
crappy mindless pop art either, just that theres plenty of room for both and that a healthy artistic diet consists of SOME things that may be more on the make-you-think/confront-your-reality side of things than the make-you-pee-your-pants- laughing side of things. The horse is complaining about too much teeth
and is requesting your skilled orafice, dick. rb
On Friday, July 11, 2003 2:07 PM, Ryan wrote: Bob, you are just as moronically elitist for assuming that just because its going to be oreign films, that they're going to be "artistic". And speaking of being a tireless patron of the arts, lest we forget this is coming from a Limp-Bizkit-listening, That 70's Show and American Idol watching, Pauly Shore movie
loving motherfucker such as yourself. Bob don't
just get off your high horse, get off it and
suck its dick, cause I know for a fact that you
would not be caught dead at this thing unless Willamina
wanted to go. Sir, I will leave you to you own
devices and beseech you thusly...
Shove It Up Your Art-Hole!
Bob wrote:
OK, got it:
non-stop fart jokes and s
Dear Apple:
I bought an Apple computer because of its native support for teledildonics. I bought a USB FUFME and MacOS immediately recognized it and installed drivers instantly! As a gay
Catholic priest who often can't be at the altar all the time, you can understand how the ability to have sex with children
whilst on the airplane with my Powerbook and wireless internet service is a lifesaver.
I just have a single question, will Apple be releasing a firewire version of the FUFME anytime soon?
With much gayness,
Father Michael "Arminass" Sims
Dear Father Sims
Thank you for your kind letter! Being a former Catholic priest myself, I know exactly what you are talking about! It has been
our dream at Apple Computers ever since we began in the 80's to shape the homosexual experience with the ultimate computer.
I can answer your letter by saying that YES we will indeed be making a firewire version of the FUFME. With the additional
bandwidth offered by the firewire bus, we will be able to more accurately record and deliver more minute and subtle movements
that the USB FUFME simply couldnt support due to lack of bandwidth. You will be able to recognize our firewire FUFME in stores
by the fancy holographic logo of a cock entering an Apple.
We are glad to help loyal customers such as yourself. If you ever have any more questions, feel free to drop a line (or connect
to my teledildonic FUFME server on fufme://cockman.apple.com).
Hugh G. Cockman
President
Homosexual Liaison Services
Apple Computer, Inc.
Unless of course Apple is making a habit of submitting public updates to an as of yet unreleased beta version of their new OS.
Sinner! You obtained that file illegally! /forgive me....It's REALLY early here and I need a laugh. You can do it too if you want :)
Wow, (-1, No Sense Of Humor) for whoever modded this post.
I WANT IT! :-X
Informatus Technologicus
"1957 brought to the silver screen his 'I Bianche Notre' adapted by Dostoyevsky, a mannered and romantic melancholy of snow and mist and moonlit encounters on canal bridges. 'Boccaccio 70' followed five years later and the following year saw 'The Leopard'!
Big props to here for transcribing one of the best Monty Python episodes, ever.So impressed was I with this motion picture treatment of the Risorgimento that I went along to Somerset House and changed me own name to Leopard, preferring it to me original handle, 'Panther' (Aargh).
I digress."
"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."
Wink, wink, nudge, nudge. knowwhaddimean? knowwhaddimean?!
Has anyone else noticed that the %n token in tcsh and the username field in ls (both GNU ls and BSD ls) is now limited to 8 chars?
i.e. "anonymous" is now "anonymou"
wtf? any fixes?
What's your point? Microsoft released updates to its preview versions of XP via Windows Update, Debian uses apt-get for its unstable branch, and you can make world (after cvsuping in the standard manner) on the development branch of FreeBSD...
The original post says Panther is available via Software Update. I just ran Software Update (running on OS X 10.2.6) and all I see is a new Security Update. Someone posted something about "closed developer version" which is not in the original post....
Can someone clearly explain how you get the upgrade from Jaguar to Panther?
Thanks.