Robot Balloon Escapes In Britain
tjake writes "Theres an interesting story running about a intelligent robot balloon that escaped its handlers while being transported around the Magna Science Adventure Centre. "The flyborg has a computerised brain which allows it to avoid obstacles. " It was freed by "a very strong freak gust of wind which ripped the airship out of the hands of its handlers". I'm thinkin, is this a random mistake or the start of the attack?"
"On July 15, 2003 Baloon Net became self aware."
Badly rehashed movies of a baloon-hosted machine intelligence sending assassin droids back in time soon to follow.
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Floating in the summer sky
Panic bells it's red alert
There's something here from somewhere else
The war machine springs to life
Opens up one eager eye
Focusing it on the sky as 99 red balloons go by
But people will remember her hairy armpits for decades after they've forgotten the lyrics!
When I am king, you will be first against the wall.