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Flash Mobs: Peaceable Assembly for Spontaneous Fun
Schmendr1ck writes "The Orlando Sentinel is carrying a story on the growing trend of 'creating a crowd on a moment's notice for no particular reason' knows as a flash mob. Recent flash mobs (sometimes hundreds of people) have wandered into into an upscale NYC shoe store acting like confused tourists from Maryland, gathered at the Hyatt near Grand Central Station for 15 seconds of spontaneous applause, and converged on the Macy's carpet department to debate the quality of the rugs for sale. Check
cheesebikini? for pictures and info on past mobs, as well as links to sites that organize these events. Sounds like a fun, harmless, and Constitutionally-protected way of blowing off a little steam."
Sounds like a bunch of hippies!
Let's spontaneously "get together," if you know what I mean. It'll be fun!
You need to restart your computer. Hold down the Power button for several seconds or press the Restart button.
How the hell do these people have enough free time on their hands for this shit?
Can't they program the mob in proper W3 approved HTML instead of Flash? Until they do this, I won't want to join, even if it's a CowboyNeal fan mob.
... a lot of these people, especially the ones organizing on the web, are recently laid off techies, with copious amounts of free time on their hands.
People SPAM.
And it's probably all a crafty plan to meet chix0rs.
The cake is a pie
...but people who think assembly is fun are just weird.
In the old days. This was our best approximation. Back when I was a kid we'd get one or two people on side of the road, and each "team" would pull on an invisible (virtual/imaginary) rope across the road. Most cars would slow down or stop thining there really must be a rope there, they just couldn't see it. Then we'd just walk away.
I guess we should have tried recruiting other mine-wannabes.
flash mob, meet slashdot. ooo look! i see your server already knows us. don't worry, we'll be gone in 15 minutes.
but it looks like the site has been. . .umm. . .flashmobbed.
I want the fire back.
An old idea.
The new twist seems to be that no one is getting killed.
Someday, you're going to die. Get over it.
BYOB!
"Sounds like a fun, harmless, and Constitutionally-protected way of blowing off a little steam." ;)
Looks like this site wasn't constitutionally protected from Slashdot.
Seems like a real life representation of a slashdotting.
Does the first one there yell 'FP!' ?
Why? What's the point?
Because it's there. Jeez, pay attention!
Please help metamoderate.
I'll have pictures up shortly.
If you're ever at a concert or any event like that, get like ten people you know to start doing something that makes noise (applauding, chanting something, whatever). It will spread infectiously in a matter of seconds. This works in just general crowds sometimes too but at a concert or similar event it's almost ensured.
I know this because I discovered it by accident once. For no particular reason I began clapping abnormally loud and in a pattern, long after people had stopped applauding. A group of my friends joined in as a joke and within say 20 seconds the whole room of people was clapping along. We tested this a couple other places as well.
In retaliation, several flash mobs will coverge on the Slashdot offices. (They have offices right?)
One line blog. I hear that they're called Twitters now.
BYOB! Is that Bring Your Own Bash_shell, or Bring Your Own Bandwidth?
There are a huge number of yeast infections in this county. Probably because we're downriver from the bread factory.
Crash Mobs. That's where a group of angry bystanders views a Flash Mob forming, and beats the living fuck out of each and every member. Problem solved.
Would you mind it if a bunch of slashdoters came over and slashdoted your private property?
I can just imagine the 4 guys peeing on your lawn, in the shape of the letters "FP"
Don't Tread on Me
"Hey!! You kids!! .. What are you DOING? Hey, I don't know who you are or what the heck that is you're pouring into your pants, but get off my lawn..!! Yeah, you heard me, if you're going to be doing that do it somewhere else..!! ... wait, don't leave your trash here! ... HEY! .. stupid kids.. leaving behind their.. what the heck is this thing, anyway, looks like some kind of statue.. uhh..
WTF, Is this supposed to be Natalie Portman??"
Irritable, left-wing and possibly humorous bumper stickers and t-shirts
If you see 150 people doing a robot dance outside of a Sony store (as was seen in the Mall of America flash mob), it's fairly safe to assume that the guy in front of you doing a robot dance is involved in it.
The title of the story had me confused. At first, before reading the article, I thought the story pertained to mobs getting together to see people flash themselves. Shucks, I was wrong.
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