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Darwinian Poetry: From Bad to Verse

For those who say design cannot take place through the process of selection, behold: Darwinian Poetry. Cull the prosaic or nonsensical snippets of text, reinforce the rest, and, slowly... genius? Guess we'll find out. Yes, the poems actually have sex.

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  1. poetry generated by... by FryGuy1013 · · Score: 3, Funny

    Having sex? And this is posted to slashdot? I doubt many readers here will have experience in this area.

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    1. Re:poetry generated by... by Rude+Awakening · · Score: 5, Funny

      His dangling participle slowly conjugated her verb. There was a pregnant pause...

    2. Re:poetry generated by... by Ankle · · Score: 2, Funny

      I've RTFA but I'm confused, whats this 'sex' thing?

    3. Re:poetry generated by... by Tablizer · · Score: 4, Funny

      Having sex? And this is posted to slashdot? I doubt many readers here will have experience in this area.

      Oh, we have plenty of sex. It is the, um, partner thing that we need to work on.

    4. Re:poetry generated by... by UserGoogol · · Score: 2, Informative

      While cells typically reproduce by splitting in half and copying the contents to each half, this is a sloppy method for making complex organisms, and doesn't produce the genetic variety one might like.

      Sexual Reproduction is the proccess by which a cell splits WITHOUT copying its contents. The half cell then meets another half cell, which fuse to form a new cell with a brand new genetic code which contains a 50-50 mix of each former cell.

      This method is used to perfection in multicellular organisms. Each half-cell is prepared especially to do its job, and when they unite, the cell begins to rapidly divide and reproduce using the traditional Asexual Reproduction method, but while still remaining in contact with its "brother cells."

      Slight chemichal variations causes each cell to utilize its genetic code differently, and the cells become specialized. The cells eventually form a gigantic single organism formed of millions and millions of cells working together in tandem.

      "Sex" is the proccess by which these organisms send the "half-DNA cells" (or gametes) to each other. In humans, (to pick a species at random) the proccess involves two humans of opposite "gender" (each gender produces a different form of gamete, and the opposite kinds have to come together for the proccess to work) line up their bodies. After the male's body is stimulated, the male's gamete enters the female's body, where the cell, equipped with a flagella, approaches the female's gamete. After the cells unite, the newly formed organism grows in the female for approximately 24 Megaseconds (9 "months"), after which the organism exits the female's body.

      Typically, for approximately 560 Megaseconds (18 "years"), the organism is often under the gaurdianship of the parent organisms.

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    5. Re:poetry generated by... by zurmikopa · · Score: 4, Funny

      Sex: Check
      With a Partner: Check
      During the period since I started reading Slashdot: No Check

      I guess he has a point.

    6. Re:poetry generated by... by arvindn · · Score: 3, Funny

      Parent reminds me of the adventures of Polly Nomial

    7. Re:poetry generated by... by duffhuff · · Score: 4, Funny
      Yeah!

      We've mastered the singleplayer levels and done the campaign over and over (and over). Now we want to try out this multiplayer thing we keep hearing about.

      Disclaimer: That was blatantly ripped from a User Friendly comic. Sadly, their search engine doesn't seem to be working quite as well as the Penny-Arcade one.

    8. Re:poetry generated by... by evn · · Score: 3, Funny

      I've got the partner thing covered too!

      Girls are great,they just takes a little while to download, that's all.

    9. Re:poetry generated by... by richie2000 · · Score: 5, Funny
      I doubt many readers here will have experience in this area.

      Nevermind, we rarely have experience in any area, but we still comment on them. After all, it's the way of the Slashdot.

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    10. Re:poetry generated by... by mestar · · Score: 3, Insightful

      If one could evolve poems, one could do the same with all other forms of written human language, since poetry seems to be the hardest of them all. And you would have AI.

      It is obvious that even the code for this evolution would have to be evolved, and program that would do this evolution could be breed too, etc, etc, up to some pretty simple program that will start it all.

      This is the missing key: When you evolve programs, they must include both the code that produces results, and code that evaluates those results. This way your results have no ceiling and can surpass humans.

      If human intelligence is used to judge the results, then how can we get anything beyond human intelligence (apart from a faster human intelligence)?

    11. Re:poetry generated by... by Uart · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Its hard to have sex while you are posting comments about Beowulf Clusters and Natalie Portman's boobs to Slashdot all day...

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  2. no waiting for 2050 by Duncan3 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Looks like machines have replaced all poets by 2003. They can spew meaningless junk that noone wants to read with the best of them.

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    1. Re:no waiting for 2050 by flogger · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Not only is poetry machine driven. Take a look at This Post-Modern Research Paper Generator.

      Go ahead and read it...It looks just like the garbage I had to read and write in college...

      Then hit the reload/refresh button.

      More useless machine driven garbage.

      As an added bonus, If you are in college and you need to impress that good looking Literature TA...then print off a copy. She'll never know.

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    2. Re:no waiting for 2050 by aaamr · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Ever read Stanislaw Lem's "The Cyberiad"? One of my favorite stories in that collection concerns the creation of an electronic bard. My favorite excerpt:

      Klapaucius thought, and thought some more. Finally he nodded and said:

      "Very well. Let's have a love poem, lyrical, pastoral, and expressed in the language of pure mathematics. Tensor algebra mainly, with a little topology and higher calculus, if need be. But with feeling, you understand, and in the cybernetic spirit."

      "Love and tensor algebra? Have you taken leave of your senses?" Trurl began, but stopped, for his electronic bard was already declaiming:

      Come, let us hasten to a higher plane,
      Where dyads tread the fairy fields of Venn,
      Their indices bedecked from one to n,
      Commingled in an endless Markov chain!

      Come, every frustum longs to be a cone,
      And every vector dreams of matrices.
      Hark to the gentle gradient of the breeze:
      It whispers of a more ergodic zone.

      In Riemann, Hilbert, or in Banach space
      Let superscripts and subscripts go their ways.
      Our asymptotes no longer out of phase,
      We shall encounter, counting, face to face.

      I'll grant thee random access to my heart,
      Thou'lt tell me all the constants of thy love;
      And so we two shall all love's lemmas prove,
      And in our bound partition never part.

      For what did Cauchy know, or Christoffel,
      Or Fourier, or any Boole or Euler,
      Wielding their compasses, their pens and rulers,
      Of thy supernal sinusoidal spell?

      Cancel me not -- for what then shall remain?
      Abscissas, some mantissas, modules, modes,
      A root or two, a torus and a node:
      The inverse of my verse, a null domain.

      Ellipse of bliss, converge, O lips divine!
      The product of our scalars is defined!
      Cyberiad draws nigh, and the skew mind
      Cuts capers like a happy haversine.

      I see the eigenvalue in thine eye,
      I hear the tender tensor in thy sigh.
      Bernoulli would have been content to die,
      Had he but known such a^2 cos 2 phi

  3. Sick of it by Snoopy77 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Many /. readers are already sick of hearing about other people having sex. Now our only refuge is mocking us, rubbing our face in it, cause even poems have sex! Am I not prettier than a poem? I guess not.

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    1. Re:Sick of it by bigberk · · Score: 2, Funny
      Many /. readers are already sick of hearing about other people having sex.
      In case you aren't, here are some ways to get laid:
      • Find a nice girl and date her a long time
      • Find a girl that wants to be wild and fulfill her fantasy
      • Find a confused girl and work quickly while she's still baffled
      • Find a slut and do shots with her (while you cheat)
      • Find an artsie girl and read shitty poetry to her that you found on /.
      Oh wait -- that last one probably won't work.
  4. In anticipation of /. effect by RidRash · · Score: 3, Informative

    Darwinian Poetry
    Welcome to Darwinian Poetry! The goal of this project is to see if non-negotiated collaboration can evolve interesting poetry using (un)natural selection.

    Huh?

    Ok, here's the idea: starting with a whole bunch (specifically 1,000) randomly generated groups of words (our "poems"), we are going to subject them to a form of natural selection, killing off the "bad" ones and breeding the "good" ones with each other. If enough generations go by, and if the gene pool is rich enough, we should eventually start to see interesting poems emerge.

    The cool part is that YOU are the arbiter of what constitutes "good" and "bad" poetry. Once you start, you will be presented with two poems. In all likelihood they will both be abysmal pieces of nonsensical garbage. That's ok. All you have to do is read them both and pick the one you find more appealing, for whatever reason. Your decision might be based on a single word that you happen to like. It doesn't matter. Just pick whichever one strikes your fancy.

    Once you choose a poem, your vote will be recorded and two more poems will appear. Keep doing this for as long as you like, and definitely come back frequently.

    Over time the poems picked by you, and I hope by thousands of other people, will interbreed and more and more interesting poems will emerge. It could take a while. Weeks...months...I don't know. It all depends on how many people participate, and how often.

    Keep coming back, for (I hope) the population will evolve steadily, so each day could bring increasingly interesting poems.

    That's it. Just click on the "Get Started" link below to dive right in. Or click the "Get Report" link to find out what the current highest rated poem is, as well as to see other statistics.

    THE HOW IT WORKS PAGE:

    How it Works
    "Many poems were butchered in the making of this site."

    The Darwinian Poetry software relies primarily on a mechanism called "crossover", similar to the process that operates on chromosomes in biological evolution, except that here the basic genetic units are words rather than nucleic acids. When the program sees that there is room in the population for new poems (because some unfit poems were...um...culled from the herd) it randomly chooses two surviving poems to serve as parents. These two poems are then crossed over, producing two new offspring.

    Here is an example to illustrate. These are two poems that I just grabbed off a test version of the site (color coded for convenience):

    forest storefront semifinished decrees confirmed
    scheming he congestive curdles refulgent
    sceptered not of miffs syncretism
    lose the but longer floor

    the of but judgeship the
    forty troweling him sufficing lysolecithin
    of from when esurience they
    rest timely wounded the perpend

    If these two poems were chosen for breeding, the first thing the program would do is decide how many "snip" points to use. Currently this number ranges between one and five. Let's say 2 came up randomly. Now each poem gets randomly cut in two places. Note that this is different than biological crossover in that the cut points vary between the parents. Whereas real chromosomes need to maintain a constant length, our poems will evolve in length as well as content.

    forest storefront SNIP! semifinished decrees confirmed
    scheming he congestive curdles refulgent
    sceptered not SNIP! of miffs syncretism
    lose the but longer floor

    the of but judgeship the
    forty troweling him SNIP! sufficing lysolecithin
    of from when esurience SNIP! they
    rest timely wounded the perpend

    Now the software performs the crossover operation resulting in two new poems:
    forest storefront suffcing lysolecithin
    of from when esurience of miffs syncretism
    lose the but longer floor
    the of but judgeship the
    forty troweling him semifinished decrees confirmed
    scheming he congestive curdles refulgent
    sceptered not they
    rest timely wounded the perpend

    That's

  5. A Slashdot Haiku by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    Only on Slashdot Read of poems having sex While still I get none

    1. Re:A Slashdot Haiku by flogger · · Score: 4, Funny

      Let's format this a little better:

      Only on Slashdot
      Read of poems having sex
      While still I get none


      Not bad. Now lets take another one:

      While reading bad stuff
      thought about the creative:
      Was a waste of time.


      Ok, that isn't good, but let's through them in the sack and see what pops out...

      While reading slashdot
      Read about creative sex
      While still I waste none.


      My head hurts now. :-)

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  6. Having actulay played with it by Nf1nk · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I say interesting and the more I played the more I realized that this is in many ways better than the stuff that I had to read in english class.
    Another advantage is that no teacher could ever ask;
    What was the authors motivation in writing this particular poem?
    I hate that Question

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    1. Re: Having actulay played with it by Black+Parrot · · Score: 3, Funny


      > Another advantage is that no teacher could ever ask; What was the authors motivation in writing this particular poem?

      Yeah, but I bet I could have written an essay that answered it!

      Everything I know about bullshitting I learned in English class. I once got an A on a pop quiz essay about a poem I hadn't even read; I just extrapolated from the title.

      If they taught more literature classes in business school then those MBAs would be a lot better at explaining their scandals away, and maybe not get carted of to jail for their crooked dealing. To say nothing of politicians; those guys should be English majors instead of lawyers.

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  7. Well that took 5 minutes by KU_Fletch · · Score: 2, Funny

    The front page is still functioning, but the applet is down for the count.

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    1. Re: Well that took 5 minutes by Black+Parrot · · Score: 5, Funny


      > The front page is still functioning, but the applet is down for the count.

      Sadly, the poetry evolved to the point where it attracted a predator's attention, and now it's gone extinct.

      This is why I'm against broadcasting our presence to the stars.

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    2. Re:Well that took 5 minutes by PetWolverine · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I like the front page:

      System Requirements

      None. Well, a computer and a browser. Any browser. Netscape, IE, Safari, Opera, whatever. It could be NCSA Mosaic on a 386, GistIt on your Blackberry, or Lynx on a VT100 terminal. (Or, as I've just been informed by a reader, WAP on your cell phone.) Pure HTML, baby. Javascript is for sissies and posers.

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  8. Re:Hmm, Darwin Fish evolve... by MrEnigma · · Score: 2

    I guess I missed the point. :)

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  9. Obligatory... by clambake · · Score: 4, Funny

    "It was the best of times... It was the BLURST OF TIMES?!?! Stupid monkey!"

  10. Darwinian server by deuist · · Score: 5, Funny

    By process of natural selection, we have just eliminated the weaker servers by use of what ecologists call "The Slashdot Effect." Appearantly, only the stronger servers such as the mighty Google can produce further page views.

  11. Call me a cynic, but... by Magic+Thread · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I rather doubt any good poetry will actually come out of this. It seems to me that two good poems with parts interchanged at random "snip points" will be statistically very likely to become bad poems. A more advanced system is probably necessary before anything worthwhile will be produced.

    The idea of having people vote on which poems are best is a good one, though. Maybe the same principle could be applied to other computer-generated word stuff.

  12. This is how we elect politicians... by subliminal_fugue · · Score: 2, Insightful

    ... and we all know how well that worked out. Yeah, I know the process is a little different, but the notion that art can come from voting is as silly as thinking democracy pushes the best leaders to the top.

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  13. So.... by whiteranger99x · · Score: 4, Funny

    can anyone tell me the Prose and Cons of Darwinian Poetry? :P

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  14. Genetic Algorithm Poetry? or just Dadaism? by SystematicPsycho · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Genetic Algorithms and Genetic Programming use the principles of natural selection to evolve solutions to problems that hopefully get better and better.
    Dadaism "A western European artistic and literary movement (1916-23) that sought the discovery of authentic reality through the abolition of traditional culture and aesthetic forms."

    Here is an example Dadaist poem -
    People who can't develop a taste
    for the primeval
    but rather wrangle in this world
    and in their noseless faces
    daily brush and paint and lacquer
    three abundant heraldic
    stylized moustaches
    one above another.


    Now, let's find something in between, jwz has just done that - DADADO..

    DadaDodo is a program that analyses texts for word probabilities, and then generates random sentences based on that. Sometimes these sentences are nonsense; but sometimes they cut right through to the heart of the matter, and reveal hidden meanings.
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  15. Re:Monkeys Can do it too! by acermate433s · · Score: 2, Funny

    and then produce another generation of monkeys until we have enough monkeys to create the greatest poem in history

  16. "Related Links" by Jonboy+X · · Score: 2, Funny

    I'll bet that "have sex" link on the right side will be seeing some action...

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  17. Not much to do with Darwin... by WegianWarrior · · Score: 3, Insightful

    To qoute; The goal of this project is to see if non-negotiated collaboration can evolve interesting poetry using (un)natural selection.



    Darwinism is all to do with natural selection, while this is un-natural selection. It's about breeding poems, nothing more. That aside, I must say I find the idea interesting, and the end result can't be worse than what a lot of modern poets spew out (these days, it seems like "art" is defined as what the selfproclaimed artist manages to sell).



    For a true darwinistic approach thought, it ought to be possible do analyze a heapload of poems written by humans, derive a handfull of rules as to what defines a 'good' poem (lenght, avrage lenght of words etc etc etc) and write a program that 'culls the herd' strickly on basis of those rules, ie: the 50% of the population which come closest to fullfilling the rules (best adapted to their enviromant) are allowed to breed and give rise to the next geneartion, at which point the process repeats.

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  18. Vogon poetry by Aropax20 · · Score: 5, Funny
    The samples above could almost pass for vogon poetry which is, of course, the third worst poetry in the universe

    O freddled gruntbuggly, thy micturations are to me...

  19. A sample... by corporatemutantninja · · Score: 2, Informative
    Fortunately Safari kept a snapshot of the report page. If you're interested, here's what it looked like just before the slashdotting: (By the way, does anyone know if Tomcat will recover on its own, or do I have to pay a visit to the server and restart things?)

    --David

    Darwinian Poetry

    Code as Art:Poetry:Darwinian Poetry

    Generations (Avg)4.502 Total Number of Poems6969 Top Ranked Poems#2496 where ghost sleuth with lingo
    of the long with helicopt bodies
    where eyes tore devilish covered

    #4951 your victims come

    #1486 when sometime the life loved
    to be throne revoking of shield in blood

    #4722 secretiveness her to sins even
    send it and woe to

    #4808 though eyes closed
    helmets stood not

    #2216 gone to signify when terribly
    untidily of whom suffered him
    the come befool in kissing onside he mere
    fluidic of her fleetest yet

    #861 of either to forgo conclusions
    seen reordered hosts my to
    tend of me his footprints
    but infest lost people lies

    #3054 when sometime the life loved
    to be throne revoking of shield in blood

    #4257 went here bisecting splendid lists
    blood of quieting tressed
    prince held by posers blood
    slumber secretion drink in scene

    #4578 into the the lightning divide which
    bolstering through stricter
    lies

    Total Hits76146

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    1. Re:A sample... by AvitarX · · Score: 2, Funny

      #4808 though eyes closed
      helmets stood not

      That has to be the best one.

      I'm sure plenty of people here can relate.

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  20. Slashdot fucks me all the time by nzyank · · Score: 2, Funny

    All I have to do is try to try to post something, anything and I'm fucked. Is that the same as sex?

  21. Prose by tcdk · · Score: 5, Funny

    In all likelihood they will both be abysmal pieces of nonsensical garbage. That's ok. All you have to do is read them both and pick the one you find more appealing, for whatever reason. Your decision might be based on a single word that you happen to like. It doesn't matter. Just pick whichever one strikes your fancy.

    I like it!

    Could somebody please add this to the /. moderation guidelines?

    Oh, wait...

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  22. Wrong by boomgopher · · Score: 4, Insightful

    No, it's human interpretation the makes something poetry.

    Computers/processes are quite capable of producing works we percieve as art.

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    1. RE: Wrong by BelugaParty · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Right. My human interpretation does not recognize this to be poetry. (I'll adapt my response to the AC who responded to this too, because I think he made a good point. So I'll suppose there is no human input to select the phrases.) Quit co-opting human terms for computer processes! Just because a computer CAN string words together or CAN make something that might (however I doubt universally) make something resemble a work of art, this is irrelevant; these are not examples of poetry or art. Whatever a computer produces independent of humans is its own thing -- NOT poetry and NOT art (these terms are reserved for HUMAN expression). The fundamental difference here is WHAT creates the prose/poetry; art (poetry included) is created by humans; even if you fool an over-opinionated jerk into believing something is a work of art and created by a human, does not make it a work of art - it just makes for one more rediculous candid camera sketch. So yeah. I'm wrong. Get Turing out of your butt.

    2. Re:Wrong by TroyFoley · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Computers/processes are quite capable of producing works we percieve as art.

      I'll believe it once a poem comes out adequately describing the computational condition.

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    3. Re: Wrong by Pendersempai · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Ah: a proof by redefinition. Most of us think of art as "that which is succesful in its purpose of being aesthetically pleasing," while you have defined it as "that which is succesful in its purpose of being aesthetically pleasing AND is made by humans." Fine. You're only begging the question. If you insist on your definition, of course it's not art. Regardless whether you're technically right, you've not said anything of merit.

  23. No, no, no. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    You seem to think that it isn't 'natural' selection if humans pick the poems. But there is nothing wrong with having humans do it. In fact, it's the most interesting thing they could do with this. The evolutionary environment, in this case, is determined by many human minds. This psychosphere or whatever you want to call it is unpredictable and dangerous, just like real jungles.

    1. Re:No, no, no. by WegianWarrior · · Score: 2, Interesting

      But it isn't natural selection if the selection is made by a sentinent beeing. By your logic, you might as well call the process that took a wolf (a wild predator, beutyfully fit to savagly tear elks into tiny bits) and turned it into a chihuahua (a teeny little thing most suited to be put out of it's misery) for a natural selection.

      My statement stands. Evolution is unguided by intelligence, breeding is guided. Thus, this page of poems has nothing to do with evolution, and all to do with breeding. Off course, the end result is dependent on the first generation (just as you can say that the chihuahua exists in potentia in the genes of the wolf), but that don't turn the process into something it is not.

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    2. Re:No, no, no. by aziraphale · · Score: 2, Interesting

      > you might as well call the process that took a wolf (a wild predator, beutyfully fit to savagly tear elks into tiny bits) and turned it into a chihuahua (a teeny little thing most suited to be put out of it's misery) for a natural selection.

      How many wolves have you ever come across? Okay, how about chihuahuas?

      So, who's to say the wolf is fitter?

      The way I see it, the gene in ancient proto-dogs that said 'when a human being takes you in and feeds you, and occasionally asks you to have sex with another dog, just go along with it' has been a pretty darned successful gene.

      Like it or not, human beings form a very large part of the competitive landscape for animals nowadays.

      But what we're talking about here is poems, not animals, so your argument just falls right over and lies on the ground, twitching, anyway. The only fitness criterion to judge a poem by is whether it says something to the soul of a human being. You can't simulate it by quantitative measurement - it's a qualitative judgement based soleley on the human condition. So, selecting poems for survival based on their suitability for acceptance in the human mindscape by asking people to pick the one that speaks to them is the best fitness test they could use.

      If it makes you feel better about the mechanism in use, consider the human readers as primitive predators, hunting down and killing the weaker poems, so only the strong survive to breeding age.

  24. Re:Two Comments from the Creator by jamie · · Score: 5, Funny
    "Why did Slashdot reject me when I submitted this myself a couple of days ago?"

    Your's not to make reply,
    Your's not to reason why,
    Your's but to crash and die:
    Into the valley of delete
    Rode the six hundred submissions.

    "The poor little Pentium 600 hosting this has already succumbed."

    Alas, poor server! I knew him, Mutantninja: a CPU
    of Intelish host, of most excellent fancy: he hath
    borne clients on his backbone a thousand times; and now, how
    abused on my internet it is!

  25. Sex!! by PetWolverine · · Score: 2, Funny

    I don't know about the rest of you, but i just clicked on "have sex" straightaway. I don't even know what the article is about yet, I just opened it in a new Safari tab to type this while it loaded.

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  26. Hmmm by zobier · · Score: 2, Informative
    If you find Darwinian Poetry a worthwhile idea, PLEASE tell your friends about it; this is only going to work if many, many people participate.

    Or not at all.

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  27. Re:It's not poetry by ChopsMIDI · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Maybe it's not "inspired" poetry, but it is an interesting experiment, nonetheless. If people moderating "generations" of peoms, can produce something that people would be interested in... well then it's good poetry, regardless of it's origins.

    I remember reading a few years ago about a pogram that was written to randomly write music in the style of certain composers (in this case, Bach and Mozart). Then as an experiment, they held a concert for music scholars. This concert had three pieces played: a very obscure piece by Bach (which is easy to find, since his repetiore has well over 1000), a piece written by someone in the style of Bach, and a piece generated by this program in the style of Bach. Then they were asked to guess which piece was the one composed by Bach....and as I'm sure you guessed, the computer generated one was the winner.

    If I can find a link, I will post it, but this was a few years ago.

    It's a noble experiment, I think, and not something that should be immediatly shunned just because it wasn't written by humans.

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  28. Re:It's not poetry by UserGoogol · · Score: 2, Informative

    Except this IS made by Humans. We're doing the selecting, ergo we're making it, just as we made Dogs.

    So of course it's not the same as "Natural Selection," but it's still pretty evolution-like.

    And at any rate, it is fastly approaching coherence, and I think it IS art. Before it got slashdotted, I saw grammar, and stuff sort of made coherent sense, in a moody surreal sort of way.

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  29. Interesting, but... by Nucleon500 · · Score: 4, Interesting
    In sentencnces (and even poems), words have complex interdependencies, and sometimes even meanings. So instead of evolving a poem, it would be better to evolve a poem-making machine.

    I see two possible designs: One is to evolve many simple, deterministic algorithms which produce one poem when run. This is most similar to what Darwinian Poetry does, evolving individual poems. The other approach is to evolve a smaller population of algorithms with access to an entrophy source, which produces many different poems. I think the latter approach would lead to machines with a basic, ingrained understanding of what makes a good poem.

    So what I'd do is make virtual machine, neural network, or cellular automata, with access to a random number generator, which somehow outputs indexes into a word list. Each time the page reloads, two machines from the population would be run, and their output presented, and the user would select the best one.

    Unless the algorithm allows for the individuals to understand what they write, it's little more than a bunch of random paragraphs moderated by a bunch of random people. Hmm.

    1. Re:Interesting, but... by searleb · · Score: 2, Interesting

      exactly what I thought. In a sense the poems are just mixing words through breeding (much like you breed dogs to get shiny fur). What it doesn't do is mutate the words, or the way words are chosen, over time which would allow some movement in the "gene pool". As it stands, the poems can never get better than what was initially in the pot to begin with. Training a neural network poem generator would be interesting, but more easily accomplished by training it on a dataset of Norton's Anthology of Poetry. Furthermore, you'd probably get better results.

      It could be possible to take an artificial life approach where instead of words in poems shifting, phrase forms (noun, adverb, verb, noun) could shift and the words and the forms get randomly "mutated" over time. Sounds like fun.

  30. Re:Putting down creation? Evolution is a religion. by Black+Parrot · · Score: 5, Insightful


    > Evolution is a religion. It is a set of beliefs.

    I believe the sun will rise tomorrow just about the same time it rose today; is that also a religion?

    > Most evolutionists say things like "we have reason to believe", or "we believe that foo is x years old". It is still called a "theory", not a proven fact or scientific Law. Actually it is mathematically improbable even.

    Actually, if you put imperfect replicators in a rich environment evolution is almost a certainty.

    > Just like the early church, the evolution religion changes its views on matters of "fact" and change the timeline and tree of life to fit in with their new findings.

    That's a Prime Directive for science: if your model doesn't fit the facts, you have to keep the facts and change the model. That's how science makes progress.

    > Those who don't adhere to the beliefs are excommunications and sometimes attacked and discredited. Just ask any creationist with a Ph.D.

    That's not excommunication, that's "bullshit walks". Creationists are welcome to submit their articles to the same peer review process that real scientists are. How many do you know of that do so, and what were the reviewers' comments on the rejection notices?

    Conspiracy theories are the last refuge of kooks.

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  31. Re:It's not poetry by mcrbids · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I remember reading a few years ago about a pogram that was written to randomly write music in the style of certain composers (in this case, Bach and Mozart)....

    It's a noble experiment, I think, and not something that should be immediatly shunned just because it wasn't written by humans.


    Oh, but it was written by humans! Just not directly. A human had to take the time, and develop some sort of algorithm for determining what comprises a "Bach" piece of literature.

    Humans then had to encode this - had to develop the intimate understanding of what it means to be "Bach" and then write the software that conforms to this vague, entirely subjective concept of "Bach".

    The program, once written, wasn't acting on its own. It's clearly acting in accordance with explicit and careful instruction on the part of the programmer(s) who put it together.

    Just because we can make a machine that can do X, that machines do X and aren't somehow human - they are as human as their creator.

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  32. A major facet of evolutionary programming... by devphil · · Score: 3, Interesting


    ...is that you have to have faith in a stochastic process.

    Now, I haven't looked at their code, so I don't know what the selection fitness criteria are. Obviously humans play a part in selection for survival; selection for reproduction seems to be completely random -- and that's okay.

    But, assuming that the selction mechanism isn't completely asswacked, I feel sure that some "good" poetry will be eventually produced. ("Good" in the eyes of the same people who made the selection choices, of course. If you never vote, you have no place to complain.) Why do I feel this?

    Because I have faith in evolutionary programming. It's remarkably good at solving problems with a nonlinear fitness landscape. Finicky local minima, discontinuous fitness evaluation -- all that nasty stuff that kills traditional problem-optimization algorithms, and tends to show up in all the "interesting" problems -- genetic approaches are all over that stuff. It isn't completely random, of course, and that's the saving grace. That's the part that we have faith in.

    Yes, as you say, two good poems interchanged at random snip points will statistically be likely to become bad poems. But bad poems die. (Again, assuming the selection mechanism isn't horked over by a sixth-grader who votes for anything containing the word "boobies" no matter how poor the poetry.) And there will be lots and lots of poems. Most of them will be bad. They die, and over time, eventually, statistically, the good ones gain an edge.

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  33. Mama, my job has been automated! by heironymouscoward · · Score: 3, Funny

    ... and I was studying to be a poet, driven by dreams of fame and fortune. "Learn Meter", my teacher told me, "understand the rhythm of the soul", he repeated as he hit me over the knuckles with a 2 by 4 when I miscounted my syllables. And now, after ten long years of poet school, I find that I have been replaced by a machine! Not any machine, even, but a mere Pentium 600!
    Perhaps one day we will be able to meet, my machine opponent and I, for a final match. Yes, the machine has sex, and I have not, but I have drugs, and that is a lot. The crowd will decide: is poetry the expression of my purely human soul, or just (as I always suspected before my teacher beat the idea out of me) a jumble of pretty words?

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  34. /. effect by Kelz · · Score: 2, Interesting
    Well at least he takes his Slashdotting like a man :)

    *snip from website*

    Well, it's happened: I've been Slashdotted. Which I suppose is good news. But the poor little 600 mhz pentium under my desk hosting Darwinian Poetry can't handle the strain. Connectivity may be bad until the Slashdot crowd backs off. Sorry.

  35. I'm a Creationist poet. by frankjr · · Score: 3, Funny

    There's no way 'evolution' can form a poem, from the looks of it.

  36. Re:Putting down creation? Evolution is a religion. by chthonicdaemon · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I suppose if you think that science is a religion, you could argue your points. However, the definition of religion I get in Meriam-Webster implies faith, which my Sunday school teacher always defined as belief without proof.

    Now the idea of science as religion is not new. In fact, there is a nice bit about it in Contact by Carl Sagan, in which the religious guy tells the atheist that she believes in science and does a cool experiment with a Foucault pendulum.

    The difference between science and religion is then not that they believe but what they believe. Everyone believes in something. That's what humans do. Science just attempts to get proof, while most religions (I would say all, but I don't know all religions) are characterised by the lack of proof.

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  37. Slashdot poetry by richie2000 · · Score: 2, Funny
    Syrver! Syrver! burning bright,
    in the colos of the night,
    What immortal ping of DDOS
    could crash thy fearful RAID array?

    A happy Vogon, am I. Sorry, Blake.

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    1. Re:Slashdot poetry by Drakkenfyre · · Score: 3, Funny

      Little User who made thee
      Dost thou know who made thee
      Gave thee logon & bid thee hack.
      By the watercooler & o'er the back;
      Gave thee clothing of delight,
      Softest clothing bought online;
      Gave thee such a tender type,
      Making all bloggers gripe:
      Little User who made thee
      Dost thou know who made thee

  38. darwinism? by SKPhoton · · Score: 2, Funny

    now that it's been /.ed, i'll bet we will slightly skew the results for the "good" words and "bad" words. i can see it now. "We have noticed a 400% increase in the number of poems created including penguins and oddly enough, the letter 'C'".

  39. Re:Putting down creation? Evolution is a religion. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

    By referring to people who believe one thing as "real scientists" you have just excomunicated them, yourself. This is precisely what he means. Papers referring to intelligent design are mocked in peer review because they do not think of such as "real science." You have just given an excellent case in point.

    I'm a scientist. The reason I have a problem with the idea of "Intelligent Design" is that it doesn't have predictive power. Science is all about explaining what's going on in the universe - and the main way we test whether we understand something or not is to use a theory we've developed based one one set of evidence to make predictions about experiments we haven't tried yet.

    Evolution has passed the test of time because it explains the existing data and one can make predictions based on it that tend to be surprisingly true.

    Intelligent Design is one equally valid way to explain the existing data. But by definition it doesn't give us any idea about what to predict regarding new data. It in effect tells us "stop trying to understand it, it's like this because somebody made it this way".

    I'm open-minded enough to entertain the possibility that there might be a Creator who designed all of the creatures on the Earth. But there sure is a lot of evidence that says that the creatures evolved, and are continuing to evolve, and in quite dramatic ways over enormous timescales.

  40. Sexual selection by mestar · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Not true.

    Lately it is becoming clear that sexual selection is playing a much greater part than previously thought. In fact, Darwin himself had this in his work, but was largely ignored later, probably because it was about sex.

    It is logical. To have children, you must both survive AND reproduce. In the second part of this, the largest influence in your success is in the hands (or better say minds) of the opposite sex. The human instance of your opposite sex does have intelligence (although it often does not look so.)

    There is also an excellent theory that says that, in fact, the human mind itself is a product of sexual selection, and this nicely explains humor, art, poetry, language, as those are all things that attract us to the opposite sex.

    Also, if you actually take a look at the situation of humans, including most intelligent animals, the biggest competition comes not from some random environmental factors, but from the members of your own species. You compete against other guys for sex. Even survival itself is not "intelligence free", as some of your predators can be, and usually are, intelligent.

    I recommend those two books on this topic: "Mating Mind" and "Red Queen".

  41. David Cope's EMI Program by dcuny · · Score: 2, Informative
    I believe you are referring to David Cope's program EMI - "Experiments in Musical Intelligence."

    You can find examples of Cope/EMI compositions in MIDI and PDF format here.

    Cope has written extensively about EMI in Computers and Musical Style and Experiments in Musical Intelligence. In the second volume, he includes a "mini" version of EMI called Sara, which is written in LISP and will run on a Mac. You can also find the source here.

    Sara works by reassembling works of a composer to form new works. Basically, Cope "distills" a composer's work by simplifying the texture, changing the key, and doing other things that make it more amenable to recomposition.

    Then the work is fed into Sara, which analyzes each bar based on harmonic function, melodic function, and so on. These analyzed chunks are then stored in a database.

    To "recompose" a work, Sara picks a composition to use as the base. It then replaces each bar in the composition with a functionally equivalent bar from the database, based on harmonic function, melodic direction, and so on. The result is a composition which follows the same general contours of the original work, but has a different melody, texture, and often changed harmony - yet still follows the same stylistic rules of the composer.

    EMI is significantly more powerful than Sara. At it's core is a rules-based composition engine, which can generate proper - and perhaps a bit bland - compositions in many styles following music compositional rules. For example, it can even generate a 'proper' four part fugue. EMI's pattern matcher is more sophisticated than Sara's, and EMI is much more subtle in how it weaves a composer's work into it's own. It's even difficult for Cope to tell where the material comes from.

    EMI was written primarily to help Cope through a writer's block, and in The Algorithmic Composer he details Alice (ALgorithmically Integrated Composing Environment), yet another incarnation of EMI, which functions as a composer's assistance (included with the text).

    Cope is an excellent author, and he makes much of his work understandable to people without a degree in Music Composition or Artificial Intelligence. He's is quite willing to acknowledge and discuss the shortcomings of his programs. In a field where some people consider using fractals as "composition" because the results resemble music, Cope has managed to create something that not only "resembles" music - it's fooled a lot of experts, too.

    That's quite a feat.

  42. Re:Putting down creation? Evolution is a religion. by jorleif · · Score: 2, Insightful

    As you say, science is all about explaining what we see in the universe

    Well then what is the difference between science, religion and philosophy?

    The difference, in my opinion, is that in science you can measure what we can see in the universe and prove theories wrong. The only explaining power of science is in the theories which may be created by any means from intuition to coin tossing. The scientific part is predicting data from the theory and then measure some real data and see if the theory stands the test. Even if the theory explains some data-set it is in no way a guarantee that the theory is true, because the underlying real reason might just give similar output for the measured data-set.

    Therefore science does not explain anything, it works through disproving, not proving. So whatever the motivation is, there is certainly nothing wrong with "poking holes" into theories from a scientific point of view. If there is, then the theory has become religion.

  43. Well, of course this will work. by b-baggins · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Of course this will work, but all it will prove is something we've known for a couple of thousand years: Selective breeding will bring out desired characteristics.

    What this study does NOT address:

    Irreducible complexity. We already have the groups of words. Well, where did they come from? How do we get the group of words in the first place? We can't do selection on the words until we have the words, so, how do we get the words?

    Intelligent design. Intelligence (namely the humans running the model) is determining what we start with and is determining what the desired results (what constitutes acceptable survival),

    Cost of mutation. There is no attempt to factor in mutational "drag" if you will. All mutations are either considered neutral, or beneficial. The reality is, most mutations are HARMFUL. Any mutation which does not directly improve the organism, will almost certainly harm the organism, greatly increasing its chance of death. If the mutation rate is too high, the species will die out (known as Haldane's dilemna).

    Informational Loss. Nearly all mutations result in a LOSS of information, in this case, the elimination of a word. Once the word is gone, how will it ever come back?

    So, this little exercise is nothing more than a cute gimmick that blind adherents to evolution as the source of all life will point to, smile, and say: See you idiot creationists, one more thing to prove your stupid, unthinking mindset wrong.

    But the reality is, it won't prove or demonstrate anything other than the time-tested truism that trial and error will eventually get you what you want.

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    You can tell a great deal about the character of a man by observing those who hate him.
  44. Re:Putting down creation? Evolution is a religion. by chthonicdaemon · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Sorry, I guess I didn't express myself very well in my post. Science also uses indirect proof. I have seen pictures of New York. I have actually been to New York and am now telling you I saw it.

    If you want to get all philosophical about it, we can argue about the existance of existance all we want and still just be convinced that we can think but not much else. That's all semantics. Science seeks proof of all theories, and if new facts come to light that contradict the theory it is refined or discarded.

    So, inasmuch nothing in this world is provable beyond doubt (are you dreaming right now/are you in the Matrix/have you been hypnotised or conditioned to see things that do not exist?) everything is about faith. Some proof is just a tad more believable to most people than others. And religious faith is about belief without any proof.

    Think about it this way: God asks us to believe. It should be simple for him to prove his existance, but he chooses not to, because belief in New York just does not require as much faith as belief in a Being we cannot see.

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  45. Re:Two words: Stanislaus Lem by SharpFang · · Score: 2, Funny


    Seduced, shaggy Samson snored.
    She scissored short. Sorely shorn,
    Soon shackled slave, Samson sighed,
    Silently scheming,
    Sightlessly seeking
    Some savage, spectacular suicide.
    -- Stanislaw Lem, "Cyberiad"

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  46. Darwin, goddess, or philistine? by gobbo · · Score: 4, Informative
    Since this isn't 'natural' selection, but cultural, what are we really measuring with this process? I mean it's good unclean fun, but randomly seeded geek poetry will wind up being just that, no illusions, right?

    Initially, the snippets remind me of unedited "l=a=n=g=u=a=g=e" poetry from the late '80s, but I suspect they'll be verging towards formal and stylistic standards like R.Frost or ee cummings, since that's what people got in school (and usually remember). I don't have faith that this will wind up with anything like the avant-garde direction that the newness of the generation technique suggests is possible.

    There's a good tradition of last century's poets experimenting with generation techniques. Bryan Gyson and William Burroughs played with cutups, and someone's even automated the process with TextBlender Pro (disclaimer: haven't tried this one). I had a gas with this idea, and once had a month off so sequestered myself with a typewriter (yeah I'm getting old) and source texts by Buckminster Fuller, Nietzche, Attar, and some histories of WW2, in order to generate some centos for fun and non-profit (never published, needless to say).

    William Carlos Williams claimed that poetry is a word machine:

    • To make two bold statements: There's nothing sentimental about a machine, and: A poem is a small (or large) machine made out of words. When I say there's nothing sentimental about a poem, I mean that there can be no part that is redundant.


    • Prose may carry a load of ill-defined matter like a ship. But poetry is a machine which drives it, pruned to a perfect economy. As in all machines, its movement is intrinsic, undulant, a physical more than a literary character. From: Williams's introduction to The Wedge, in Selected Essays of William Carlos Williams
    Anyway, the Darwinian P. reports indicate that the process has a long way to go. So what will literary critics (before their descent into hell) claim about the validity and category of these poems? Is it just one more disintegration of the canon that comes with the post-post-modern post mortem? Will the poems stand the test of seven layers of meaning? O machine, wax!

  47. copying contents by dpilot · · Score: 3, Funny

    Are you trying to tell us that mitosis is a violation of the DMCA, but meiosis isn't?

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  48. Erasmus was a poet... by Lux · · Score: 3, Interesting


    Interestingly enough, prior to the whole "theory of evolution" thing catching on, the Darwin family already had a claim to fame. Erasmus Darwin, Chuck's father (or was it grandfather?) was a moderately successful poet. A lot of his stuff is reportedly pretty lewd too. So I guess this stuff is just coming full-circle in a weird sort of way. :)

    -Lux