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Gates Provides Windows Crash Statistic
cybercuzco writes "In an otherwise innocuous article at they NYT (FRRYYY) Bill Gates says that according to error reporting software in windows, 5% of all windows installations crash two or more times every day. Gates goes on to state that Microsoft is looking at charging for some of its software updates that it now distributes for free."
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Mr. Gates,
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P.S. CmdrTaco, you banned my other user account from logging in for some reason. I still get emails from Slashdot whenever a friend writes in his/her journal. I cannot login to disable these emails. This is quite gay.
Not a troll, just say no to zealotry.
Redhat has announced that the 2.4 kernel has a HUGE remote exploit (Open BSD turns in its grave)
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Why the fuck was I marked "Troll" for posting my thoughts?
1) You used the F-word
2) Your post wasn't anti-MS. If you see the cyborg-Bill logo on the article, you should realize that any post that isn't blatantly anti-MS will be marked Troll or Flamebait.
"Quotation is a serviceable substitute for wit." --Oscar Wilde
if you want "No More Hiroshimas" then I say "You First. No More Pearl Harbors."
I'm not as funny as the grandparent post but I'm hoping my wry comment will win mod points nonetheless!
Yeah, check out what Europe is doing now.
Typical EUian stupidity. I'm glad that Canada turned the tables on them. I hope the US, Australia and Canada say a big "Fuck You, EU".
-- You see, there would be these conclusions that you could jump to