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Software Archaeology
Plug1 writes "Salon (day pass needed) has an article about preserving software for historical purposes. It discusses source code archiving, and the effect the DMCA is having on attempts to catalog and analyze legacy code. It will be a shame if in the future a wealth of information is locked away because knoweldge of the underlying technology is lost."
This would explain the pyramids, if in the past IP laws of ancient cultures prevented sharing of ideas.
10 PRINT "HELLO WORLD"
20 GOTO 10
30 END
At which point you have created your first programming boo boo.
"It's the height of ridiculousness to say for those 9 lines you get hundreds of millions."
Indiana Jones and the Raiders of the Lost Archive
10 print "Hello World"
20 beep
30 goto 10
Even years ago I was much more 1337 than yu0 !
It's the burning of the library of Alexandria all over again. This time, on the fires of corporate profit. Just remember, as we slide into another dark age, you're the ones that used Microsoft Office!
the preceding comment is my own and in no way reflects the opinion of the Joint Chiefs of Staff
The SWAT team is on its way. Please wait until such time as they have surrounded your location. I hope you enjoy getting assrammed in the big house.
Sincerely,
Salon.com
Yeah, and every copy of it I ever saw had been pirated.
It'll just beget a new academic field: Nerdiology.
Consider conferences on Geek Culture someday, where Prof. Bipperton Fusslebeak delivers a sad, acedmic commentary on contemporary culture:
"An Analysis of the Correlation between Increased Use of Open Source Software, and Slashdot Posts Centered Around Deviant Sexual Behaviors in the Post-.Com Era".
Get thee glass eyes, and, like a scurvy politician, seem to see things thou dost not.--King Lear
"The only problem, of course, is that they don't know it. All the images are recorded in an obsolete digital format, JPEG, and nobody knows how to unscramble the data."
I'm doing my part to make sure that the porn images of the Internet don't meet this similar fate. I have recorded my voice describing each of the images in my collection, and encoded it into the open-source OGG format. Much of the recording has consisted of little more than "Mmmmmmmmmmm, yeah baby", but I think that speaks volumes.
This article reminds me of a joke one of my CS professors told us (I hope I remember it right):
The year was 2015. Joe, a programmer, was getting up in years and decided he wanted to have his body frozen after he died. He made the arrangements, and when the time came, he was frozen and placed in a government facility. Time passed, and he was forgotten.
Jump ahead a few centuries... suddenly Joe finds himself conscious again! He is on a lab table surrounded by strange looking people in uniforms. Their leader, speaking through a translator, welcomes Joe back to life.
Joe is amazed! There are so many questions he wants to ask, but first he says, "Why did you bring me back to life?"
The leader answers, "Well, the year is 9999. Y10k is coming up, and your file says you know Cobol."
I was wondering how they were going to use an aged Harrison Ford in the next Indiana movie! Obviously, he will have become a "software archeologist," and thus never have to leave his cubicle.
*snaps whip*
"Fetch me another Mountain Dew, Shorty!"
You know, it really isn't fair-use to repost an entire article from another website site
Yes, and jaywalking is illegal, too.
Kaa
Kaa's Law: In any sufficiently large group of people most are idiots.
Alright fine, I'll handle it. Just need everyone in the word to donate their time, money, and energy to making ME live forever. From there I'll be able to answer any format questions for future generations. I promise to make sure I remember everything...
What about CD-R's exposed to mountain dew?
After all, in five years Salon.com may be gone from the web, and since neither Google nor the Internet Archive have a paid subscription, this story will be forever lost to the ages.
So kudos for reposting this valuable information to Slashdot! Without the efforts of others like you, internet surfers in generations to come might never understand the importance of, well, the efforts of others like you.
Bits, ALUs, machine code, assembly, C, logic, algorithms? I can see you've only had experience with computers at a very high level.
Electrons. That's what computer programming is all about.
Damn young upstart whippersnappers.
I can just see some Indiana Jones of the future in this dusty, abandoned tomb, having to feed some ancient paper script into a change machine to get a token to put into the DVD player which will reveal the diety's secrets. However when he tries to circumvent it, a trap door opens up and the decayed skeleton of a SCO lawyer comes swinging out and pins his collar to the wall.
try { do() || do_not(); } catch (JediException err) { yoda(err); }