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Last Chance for Slashdot T-Shirt Contest

Posted by CmdrTaco on from the here-we-go-again dept.

This is your last chance to enter Slashdot's T-Shirt Design Contest that we announced a few weeks ago. The contest officially ends tomorrow. We've had over 200 submissions, and some of them are pretty cool, but I don't think there yet is a Lock for the winner. So if you've got what it takes to design a T-Shirt (we're too cheap/lazy to do it ourselves!) you can win store credit at ThinkGeek plus free shirts with your winning design on them! Here are the Official Rules. Read the original story for submission details.

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  1. Also "to cheap"... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    ...to buy a dictionary?

    1. Re:Also "to cheap"... by JUSTONEMORELATTE · · Score: 2, Funny

      ...to buy a dictionary?
      You're new here, aren't you?

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    2. Re:Also "to cheap"... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Those extra "o"s are a detriment to American productivity. They figured out that the Japanese don't NEED them, and the rest of the English speaking world ignores American ignorance anyway.

      Oops, did I just land in AssCraft's lap?

    3. Re:Also "to cheap"... by daeley · · Score: 5, Funny

      You're new here, aren't you?

      Really, that should have been "Your new here..."

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    4. Re:Also "to cheap"... by JUSTONEMORELATTE · · Score: 5, Funny
      You're new here, aren't you?

      Really, that should have been "Your new here..."
      I thought about that, but it'd have to be "Your new here, are'nt you?"
      And I couldn't bring myself to type that.

      oops

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  2. Yes, yes, I need this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Every time I go out in public, nubile young women maul me and molest me, my penis is rubbed nearly raw from their attacks.

    At least with a Slashdot shirt, I'll repel most of them.

    1. Re:Yes, yes, I need this by eclectic4 · · Score: 5, Funny

      "Most" of them? Pfffft.

      You'll be able to actually see them bounce off some invisible force field ten feet away.

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  3. How about by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    CowboyNeal option: Gone, but not forgotten.

  4. to/too by glenstar · · Score: 5, Funny
    we're to cheap/lazy to do it ourselves!

    Should be: "We are too lazy to put the extra 'o' on 'to':

  5. Re:Slashdot Poll for the 3rd? by gazoombo · · Score: 5, Funny

    Yeah who doesnt need a cowboyneal shirt?

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  6. How do you... by warpSpeed · · Score: 5, Funny
    How do you pictographicaly represent a web server being crushed, by a bunch of nerds, with hot grits down thier pants, drooling over Natlie Portman, in SOVIET RUSSIA where the T-Shirt wears you?

    And Where my CowboyNeil Option Damit?

    1. Re:How do you... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      How about a T-Shirt with onlt teh text:

      "Imagine a Beowulf-cluster of these"

  7. yeah by dmon · · Score: 5, Funny

    Wet T-Shirt contest!

    Oh wait, what's this slashdot thing?

    1. Re:yeah by Jack+Comics · · Score: 5, Funny

      Dear God, no! That would only reveal the large heaving man-breasts of largely overweight Slashdot readers. Even the Slashdot server would BSOD on that, just to replace the screen with something less vile.

      Jack

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    2. Re:yeah by llamalicious · · Score: 4, Funny

      I am Jack's fear of meatloaf's heaving man-breasts.

  8. All I want Is a shirt that says by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    "I got first post on Slashdot!" on the front, and "All I got was modded down and this lousy t-shirt" on the back.

  9. No! by slackingme · · Score: 2, Funny

    My designed infringed on patent #910310: "A cloth (or otherwise) device which covers the torso and some length of the arms without requiring a staplegun."
    Just a warning to other would-be t-shirt designers; there are alternatives, please use them!

  10. I have a shirt like that! by goldspider · · Score: 4, Funny
    Front: In Soviet Russia... (with classic hammer/sickle underneath)

    Back: T-shirts Wear YOU!!

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  11. My shirt by el_gregorio · · Score: 1, Funny

    BUCK GILL FATES

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  12. Re: Slashdot Poll for the 3rd? by Black+Parrot · · Score: 5, Funny


    > > There may be more than one winner if there are several good entries! I have permission to select as many as 3 winners if there are many good entries!

    > How about a Slashdot poll to pick the 3rd shirt?

    Actually, it's just going to be a repeat of the first shirt.

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  13. Re: Slashdot Poll for the 3rd? by B3ryllium · · Score: 5, Funny
    Actually, it's just going to be a repeat of the first shirt.

    Except, with a typo or two more than the original.

  14. Where's the time? by BWJones · · Score: 4, Funny

    Jeez, we're supposed to find time to perform our jobs, read Slashdot, post to Slashdot and now we are supposed to design T-shirts? Some folks have to work for a living ya know. :-)

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  15. As Original as Software Patents by Lije+Baley · · Score: 2, Funny

    1000+ submissions of:

    I'm with CowboyNeal
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  16. Design by elrick_the_brave · · Score: 3, Funny

    I participated in the Slasdot effect... ...and all I got was this lousy t-shirt.

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  17. HOWTO: Attract Girls with TShirts by GillBates0 · · Score: 2, Funny
    I have heard from my friends' friends that chicks dig well-built, charismatic guys. But since that doesn't help most of us here, I did a bit of research: Apparently, girls also have a soft corner for guys who like babies!!

    Now I know, babies suck BIG TIME....nothing like a whining baby to distract you while you're sitting at the computer reading /.. But girls needn't know that!! I would recommend a catchy phrase saying something like : "I love babies", or "I want to be a father" to attract females, who normally wouldn't step within 300 feet of you. Bold vertical stripes (purple or some such color), would also helpfully hide bulging beer bellies and give build a macho-escaped convict look.

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  18. I've got it... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    I've got it...
    here's the new t-shirt design:

    Mod this up!
    |
    |
    v

    i'll take it!

    1. Re:I've got it... by Tablizer · · Score: 5, Funny

      Is that the front or the back?

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  19. That's what you get... by TrollBridge · · Score: 5, Funny
    "We've had over 200 submissions, and some of them are pretty cool, but I don't think there yet is a Lock for the winner."

    Well that's what happens when you pay for grade-c hamburger and expect tenderloin steak.

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  20. Re:Slashdot Poll for the 3rd? by happycat64 · · Score: 4, Funny
    Yeah who doesnt need a cowboyneal shirt?

    Yea.. they make excellent bed spreads. :)

  21. Geeky RIAA/Slashdot Shirt by thedogcow · · Score: 4, Funny

    RIAA: "Show me your Subpoenas!"

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  22. A Question... by Javaman97 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Will the new Slashdot shirts have a 'Man Bra' sewn directly into the shirt? Or will that be extra? Just Curious :)

  23. My sayings by teamhasnoi · · Score: 5, Funny
    From the last time this was posted: Slashdot: +5 Troll (my fav)

    Others:

    Why Work? Slashdot!
    Slashdot: Helping IT stay out of the way since 1997!
    ./ : Uhvoiding speel cheek liek teh plahge
    Why thanks for asking! Yes! I have excellent karma!
    No thanks. I get my crack from the Mods at Slashdot.
    Slashdot, Nevada: Legalized Karma Whores since 1997!
    Slashdot: The internet's WMD
    /. : \/\/h3r3 73h 733t m337 70 b3 corrected.
    Slashdot: It's not just for the bathroom anymore!
    I got a story posted on Slashdot! But I'm still a virgin.
    +5 Troll, -1 Insightful, and chock full o' nuts. /.
    My mom says I have to clean the basement before I can post to Slashdot.
    RIAA, SCO, MS, RFID! Read about the stuff you hate on Slashdot!
    /. : Inciting kneejerk reactions since 1997.
    I heard that Slashdot killed a server just for opening a Window!

    and finally:

    Slashdot - post your opinion, and we'll tell you why you're an idiot.

  24. Slashdot Effect by UncleBiggims · · Score: 2, Funny

    The best shirt would be completely blank. Everyone wants to see the cool design but they can't because the shirt itself has been /.ed.

  25. T-Shirt Idea by Spacecase · · Score: 3, Funny

    Slashdot: Where nerds do IT best.

  26. Stuff by BlueLabel · · Score: 2, Funny

    The Slashdot T-Shirt contest is only a prelude to the much more widely anticipated Slashdot _Wet_ T-Shirt Contest!

    Mmmm ... geek boobs.

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  27. Will you make them big enough for this guy? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

    Will this gentleman be required to pay an extra dollar or two? Or is there an employee discount? :)

  28. Re: Slashdot Poll for the 3rd? by B3ryllium · · Score: 2, Funny

    Those who don't click through to read hyperlinked history, are doomed to repeat it.

  29. I want an open source t-shirt by DavidBrown · · Score: 2, Funny

    I want a t-shirt design released under the GPL.

    Oh, wait. SCO will claim that the design belongs to them, or Apple will claim that it infringes on their look and feel.

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