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The Thermal Paste Revolution

arhines writes "ZZZ is running an article about an interesting new thermal paste which surpasses even solder in thermal conductance by 33 percent. If this paste makes it to the market sometime soon, we'll all surely be thinking about putting it in our boxes. In fact, if use of the paste becomes commonplace, it may even give the semiconductor industry a little speed boost."

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  1. Thermal Paste needs a revolution? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    surpasses even solder in thermal conductance by 33 percent. If this paste makes it to the market sometime soon, we'll all surely be thinking about putting it in our boxes.

    I dunno, personally, I really think Astroglide Is just fine for my purposes as it is.

    1. Re:Thermal Paste needs a revolution? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

      You must really love your computer.

  2. Re:Hmmm. by Kenja · · Score: 2, Funny

    But without the lead, wouln't it taste rather bad?

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  3. I'll Take a Barrel -- Over to SCO by Nom+du+Keyboard · · Score: 4, Funny
    Give me a barrel of it to take over to SCO headquarters and hose those guys down to maybe cool them off.

    Thought about doing the same to the RIAA, but I'd need a whole tanker truck load at least there.

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  4. The Revolution by Biomechanoid · · Score: 5, Funny

    The Thermal Paste Revolution

    Oh you bet, it will be like 'before and after', a marking point in history. As in; I remember back in the days, before the revolution.

    Remember these days people, its one of those great turning points in history and you are part of it.

    1. Re:The Revolution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny
      The Thermal Paste Revolution

      Yes, but who will be first against the wall?

  5. Paste. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    You know, that's just perfect. Just yesterday I was looking at my Power Macintosh G4 and saying "You know, if there's one thing this computer's missing, it's paste. If only there were some way I could just take paste and smear it all over the inside of this computer."

    And now here we are!

    1. Re:Paste. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

      You misunderstood something.

      It's not about applying that paste all over your computer - it has to applied to *special* parts in your computer in order to cool it down:

      The fan of your power supply unit, for example.

      It does a great job taking care that the temperature in your computer will not rise too high.

      1. Make sure that your computer is turned off !!!

      2. Just apply some of the paste (e.g. 10-15 table spoons) to the fan.

      3. No need to wait any longer. Turn that thing on again.

      4. Watch the great effect that this new thermal paste will have.

      You may also use the paste with water cooling systems. Just mix the water/paste 30/70 - don't worry about any strange noises.

      As said in another thread, tuning your computer might void your warranty - instead, you can still ask your PC dealer to do it for you (and remember: 10-15 table spoons, otherwise the effect of the paste will not "visible".)

  6. Only on /. by RHIC · · Score: 5, Funny

    Only on Slashdot would you ever see the words "interesting" and "thermal paste" used together.

  7. Well I'm disappointed... by NanoGator · · Score: 2, Funny

    "If this paste makes it to the market sometime soon, we'll all surely be thinking about putting it in our boxes."

    I was expecting a flurry of +3, Funnies over that line.

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    1. Re:Well I'm disappointed... by tommck · · Score: 3, Funny
      Yeah, I asked my wife if she'd put it in her box, but she just ignored me...

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  8. 9 out of 10 dentists agree by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    When you brush with thermal paste you can overclock your mind by 11.5%

  9. Re:Clock speeds up by archeopterix · · Score: 4, Funny
    the net amount of heat generated by the processor will remain the same, so I'd suggest moving either the box or your legs to solve that one...
    I suggest covering your legs (the side away from the CPU) with the thermal paste.
  10. Other uses by Ed+Avis · · Score: 1, Funny

    I predict that this thermal paste will be useful for putting down one's pants. In order to conduct heat away from any hot grits present.

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  11. Re:Messy by Linker3000 · · Score: 2, Funny

    linker's rules of white thermal paste: No matter how hard you try, some paste WILL always end up on your clothes. Do not try to avoid it-you can't. You will only spot the paste mark that evening when removing your clothes. The paste could not have made it to where it is on your clothes unless you were doubled over backwards and standing on your head at the time you applied it to the equipment.

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  12. Tried it by Hoi+Polloi · · Score: 2, Funny

    I lapped the heatsink mirror smooth then I lapped the CPU until bare metal circuitry was exposed and put them together but now it won't boot up. Please advise.

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  13. Low Temp KY by Hoi+Polloi · · Score: 3, Funny

    It would be a breakthrough for heat dissipating sexual lubricants.

    "Honey, don't use so much, the Slashdot guys said to use a thin layer."

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  14. Curse thermodynamics! by Hoi+Polloi · · Score: 3, Funny

    (Said in best Charlton Heston voice)

    Damn you entropy! DAMN YOU TO HELL!!!

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  15. Can't help it by Tomster · · Score: 2, Funny

    "Second, the data tables indicate a strong pressure bias - increases in pressure lead to great increases in thermal conductance:"

    I can see it now, overclockers looking for ways to increase the pressure applied to the heatsink/die interface. Here's a future post from an overclocking forum:

    "Hi peeps, I'm trying to put more pressure on my heat sink and need some advice. I've fabricated some titanium supports for the chip socket and motherboard with holes threaded on all four sides for even pressure, and welded supports onto the heat sink. But I'm not sure what setting to use on my torque wrench when I put the bolts on. Here are some pics of my setup (url1, url2, url3). Any thoughts?"

    -Thomas

  16. thermal paste by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Its great on a BLT keeps the hot side hot and the cold side cold.

  17. Re:Cool, but I won't do it myself... by FrzrBrn · · Score: 2, Funny
    "I won't be doing this. Such a think could void warranties."

    So, what you're saying is you're worried about the thought police cracking down on rogue warranty violators? May I suggest a tinfoil hat; perhaps without the thermal paste option?
    You are correct, however, that conductance is not very good in resistors. Hence the name resistors.

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