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A Water Molecule's Chemical Formula Isn't Really H20

hackwrench writes "According to this article in Physics News Update, a water molecule's chemical formula is really not H2O, at least from the perspective of neutrons and electrons interacting with the molecule for only attoseconds (less than 10-15 seconds). According to new and recent experiments, neutrons and electrons colliding with water for just attoseconds will see a ratio of hydrogen to oxygen of roughly 1.5 to 1, so a more accurate formula for water under these circumstances would be H1.5O."

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  1. Still water! by trompete · · Score: 5, Funny

    Well, as long as it's still wet, there's no reason to panic.

  2. Re:H2O, H3O, and OH by otuz · · Score: 3, Funny

    The big deal is you'd end up with a glass 125% full of water.

  3. Scientist to struggling chemistry students... by quandrum · · Score: 3, Funny

    Just kidding!

  4. Re:water in time by Creepy+Crawler · · Score: 5, Funny

    And if it was H2O.99999973 , we'd know what CPU they used to count it with....

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  5. Re:Question. by Lady+Jazzica · · Score: 3, Funny

    Mabe cp30?

    It can't be that, since water doesn't contain phosphorus.

    C3PO:


    C

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    C = C - P = O

  6. H-2-WHOA!! by quinkin · · Score: 4, Funny
    But that will mess-up up the name of the waterslide in the Simpsons...

    H-2-WHOA!

    Q.

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  7. Re: H2O, H3O, and OH by Black+Parrot · · Score: 3, Funny


    > The big deal is you'd end up with a glass 125% full of water.

    It keeps you from getting bogged down in the half-empty/half-full debate.

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  8. Change water all you want by 1nv4d3r · · Score: 4, Funny

    H-2-0, H-3-0, H-1.5-0 I don't care.

    But consider yourselves warned: Leave my caffeine molecule alone!

  9. Be careful by isn't+my+name · · Score: 4, Funny

    See this lengthy thread from years ago.

  10. Re:H2O, H3O, and OH by jonadab · · Score: 5, Funny

    > The big deal is you'd end up with a glass 125% full of water.

    Ah, but if you take a couple of sips, then you'll have a glass that
    is three-quarters full and three-quarters empty. Get another glass
    just like it, drink yet a few _more_ sips out of it, until it's
    one-quarter full and one-quarter empty, pour them together, and the
    glass will be full and not full. You know, the full glass that
    cannot be empty is not the true full glass, and all that zen rot.

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  11. Re:Question. by jx100 · · Score: 3, Funny

    CCCP=0? hmm... I guess the Soviet Union did fall...