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Frontal Assault Shows Impressive Assets

Posted by simoniker on from the carry-on-sniggering dept.

Thanks to InsertCredit for pointing out the freely downloadable PC game, Frontal Assault, which has been entered in the same Finnish Assembly demo-scene party games competition as the recently-covered Truck Dismount. Frontal Assault is a puzzle-action game where "The idea is to perform various moves on breasts. The move icons float [on] to the screen and you must make the move before the icon disappears." Moves you must replicate by on-screen bosom twirling, using the PC's mouse, include the 'bounce' and the 'helicopter' in this decidedly bizarre title, which has also been tested by the authors to work under Wine for Linux users.

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  1. Moves on Breasts by narratorDan · · Score: 2, Insightful

    "The idea is to perform various moves on breasts."

    Wow, thats not a typo.
    Bouncing boobs.

    NarratorDan

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    1. Re:Moves on Breasts by narratorDan · · Score: 5, Funny

      Thank god that someone made this game, I was running out of girlfriends trying to get a better high score in real life.

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  2. Fascinating, from a purely adolescent standpoint. by Tediak · · Score: 4, Informative

    Delete the file NO-XRATED in the Data folder. I think the effect is probably self-explanatory.

  3. Hooookayyyy.... by skinfitz · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Looks like someone needs to get himself a girlfriend...

    1. Re:Hooookayyyy.... by 0x0d0a · · Score: 3, Funny

      Girlfriends have a low initial price, but a surprisingly high TCO.

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    2. Re:Hooookayyyy.... by immanis · · Score: 2

      Believe it or not, they have a rather high ROI.

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  4. Stuff that matters by Kris_J · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Slashdot, where the editors celebrate the opening of an envelope.

  5. Frontal Assault II by Chuck+Chunder · · Score: 4, Funny

    Presumably involves knees and testicles.

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  6. Nude Patch by 0x20 · · Score: 4, Informative

    Remove the file "NO-XRATED" in the Data folder. then when you run the game, right-click instead of left-clicking. (If you're, uh, over 18.)

  7. Punishment by immanis · · Score: 4, Funny

    I think it's great that Slashdot can keep abrest of these things. I mean, these guys deserve a trophy, or at least a cup.

    The way they manage to implant a story like this amongst the other titillating headlines... One wouldn't think they had the rackspace to allow for little stories like this.

    I probably look like I'm sucking up, and I do feel a bit of a boob. But I really have to say, things have really perked up around here.

    Ok, it's official. This post is a bust.

    I'm done now.

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  8. Re:/. needs a pr0n section? by Echnin · · Score: 2

    Did you try the game? It's fun. :-)

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