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HavenCo In Trouble?

Evil Al writes "News.com is reporting on the talk given by Ryan Lackey, former CTO of HavenCo, at DefCon. Lackey claims that the company is teetering on the edge due to internal upheaval and lack of customers. Oh, and 9/11, of course."

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  1. RIAA Air Force by AtariAmarok · · Score: 3, Funny

    Not only that, this place would be an early target for the RIAA to test out the bombers in its new air force.

    "The king called up his jet fighters
    He said you better eaarn your pay
    Drop your bombs between the minarets
    Down the Casbah way"

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  2. no wonder they're in trouble! by drgroove · · Score: 5, Funny

    given by Ryan Lackey, former CTO of HavenCo, at DefCon

    Even their ex-CTO was a Lackey!

  3. Re:i think... by acehole · · Score: 3, Funny

    Well that's what you get for having your office 10 miles out to sea.

    I heard the investor prospectus came with some floaties.

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  4. Re:It was only a matter of time... by grennis · · Score: 3, Funny
    So you could host copyrighted and pirated videos, plans on how to make the newest mobile nuclear bomb and things like that.

    Wow, sounds like a great business plan.

  5. Business and lunatics by duffbeer703 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Who in the hell is going to do business with some lunatic who fancies himself as the "Prince" of a gun platform?

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    1. Re:Business and lunatics by mr_luc · · Score: 4, Funny

      That is a very funny question, and I have to think that the only business that could consider it seriously would be a casino. That kind of flashiness would seem to fit right in. I can hear the TV ads now:

      "Wanna know just how Exciting our Online Gambling Site is? OUR site is hosted on a rusting gun tower 6 miles off of the coast of England, run by a man that claims it as his own sovereign nation. That's right -- this gambling site is hosted out of a basketball-court-sized country called Sealand!"
      "Reliability? Security? Just remember that all of your financial transactions are subject to the whims of a man that fancies himself a king!"

      I like those odds.

    2. Re:Business and lunatics by Tackhead · · Score: 5, Funny
      > "Reliability? Security? Just remember that all of your financial transactions are subject to the whims of a man that fancies himself a king!"

      And how'd 'e get to be king, eh? By exploitin' the geeks! Supreme authority 'as got to come from a widely distributed peer-to-peer network, not from some farcical aquatic hosting company!

      I mean, if I went around sayin' I was king just because some moistened bint threw a bunch of servers and a fiber-optic link at me, they'd put me away!

    3. Re:Business and lunatics by arkane1234 · · Score: 4, Funny

      What in the hell is a moistened bint?

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  6. SARS by gr8_phk · · Score: 4, Funny
    Oh, and 9/11, of course.

    But what about SARS? Blaming 9/11 is old-school.

  7. Help your friends at Sealand! by mblase · · Score: 5, Funny

    They're short on money, but I'm sure someone would be willing to send them a few million to keep afloat.

    They're just another victim of the dot-com fallout, really. Yet another company that completely missed the boat.

    I mean, their business directors must really be lost at sea as to how to resolve these problems.

    Perhaps they'd succeed with a new software strategy? Say, pier-to-pier filesharing?

    Oh, I kill me....

    1. Re:Help your friends at Sealand! by Zak3056 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Oh, I kill me....

      I hope you finish that particular task soon, the puns are killing me!

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  8. Re:Bad Publicity? by dasmegabyte · · Score: 4, Funny

    Does "quirky fellow" mean "complete idiot?"

    Now I feel really insulted. I'm always getting called quirky!

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  9. Could I Get a Bunch of My Red-Neck Cousins.... by bayers · · Score: 3, Funny

    get them liquored up and invade Sealand?

    What would happen?

  10. Re:It was only a matter of time... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Did you happen to read the article?

    No, s/he didn't. Why should s/he when s/he gets her/his posts modded up anyway?

  11. Re:i think... by garcia · · Score: 2, Funny

    what does this have to do with anything? When Sealand was claimed it was more than the 3 miles off shore that the UK had claimed as it's territorial waters. It later expanded those territorial waters but it could not also claim Sealand as it was already a soverign state at the time.

    I seriously doubt that the UK is terribly interested in a reclaiming a rusted gun platform in the middle of the ocean with a single toilet.

  12. Re:i think... by Deusy · · Score: 2, Funny

    The HavenCo employees all went to and from the platfom through Heathrow airport. They could have been arrested by the UK authorities any time they wanted to. Lackey was working in the UK without a work permit.

    You're giving the our government way too much credit by implying a lack of action due to apathy.

    The reality is that they probably haven't got a clue who Robert Lackey is. He flashed his US passport at customs. The only record of who he is and how long he's been here will be in his passport.

    I think much of British prosperity comes down to the incompetence of our politicians allowing business to go on relatively unencumbered.

    I mean, really, where else is it written in law that there's fine of a loaf of bread if you throw your faeces out of your balcony window and hit a passer-by in the street.

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  13. Haven Undersea Defenses by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    "Friggin Sharks With Friggin Lasers on their heads"

  14. Re:Oh Please...... by smcavoy · · Score: 5, Funny

    Sending royal marines into a "sovereign" nation would be a violation international law, oh wait never mind.

  15. Re:It was only a matter of time... by sxltrex · · Score: 5, Funny

    Did you happen to read the article?

    You're new here, aren't you? ;-)

  16. bored bored bored... by magarity · · Score: 2, Funny
    another problem was the Sealand family's tinkering with the network connection

    Well, duh. Have you seen a picture of the place? It's two concrete pilings with a construction shack on top. WTF else is there to do after someone puts in some server racks with a fibre optic network uplink?

  17. Re:i think... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    > posted with: Mozilla Firebird

    Lamest. Sig. Ever.