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11-Pound Model Plane Vs. The Atlantic, Again

Luap Nanreffeh writes "Last year, (/. Story 1, /. story 2) Maynard Hill and some retired NASA buddies tried to set a record for flying a model aeroplane across the atlantic ocean (from Newfoundland to Ireland). Their plan, using GPS, onboard controllers, and a gallon of gas, would have been the first to cross the Atlantic under FAI rules. They didn't have much luck last year, but now they're at it again. The first launch should be tonight."

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  1. direct reference to Simpson's episode DABF02 by sweeney37 · · Score: 5, Funny

    all of us from slashdot send Charles "Lucky Hammy" Hamster our support.

    good luck and godspeed, brave hamster.

    Mike

  2. Wouldn't it be better... by Sir+Haxalot · · Score: 5, Insightful

    instead of giving an exact date, just waiting until weather conditions are perfect to fly it?

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    1. Re:Wouldn't it be better... by los+furtive · · Score: 4, Funny

      newfoundland also has the fame of being the birthplace of wireless communication, as the worlds first wireless transmission across the atlantic was recieved on signal hill back in 1901, so maybe that was another reason as well.

      And I'm sure that the fact that it's also about closest point between North America and Europe without getting your feet wet has absolutely nothing to do with it.

      But thanks for the trivia. Now quit your lollygaging ;-)

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  3. Drug running by GreenCrackBaby · · Score: 5, Funny

    So, how long until drug runners send little planes from Columbia to Florida?

    This gives me too many ideas...

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    1. Re:Drug running by Steffan · · Score: 5, Insightful

      What makes you think that they aren't already doing this. It's not like they'd post to Slashdot if they were successful.

    2. Re:Drug running by Ungrounded+Lightning · · Score: 5, Interesting

      So, how long until drug runners send little planes from Columbia to Florida?

      I remember, back when cruise missiles were first being developed, thinking how a strategic cruise missile (the one with the half-ton payload and restartable turbojet engine) would make a dandy drug smuggling vehicle. Load with a thousand pounds of cocaine, fly it below radar across the Gulf of Mexico and into the door of a large barn in some remote region of the US.

      The big problem would be if SAC happened to see it coming. It would look JUST like a strategic cruise misslle coming at the US over the Gulf of Mexico. B-)

      They might have gotten away with it back then. But these days the US keeps an AWACS over the Gulf all the time - to look for drug smugglers. Two can play at plowsharing.

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    3. Re:Drug running by stefanlasiewski · · Score: 5, Funny

      Are you kidding? Why would they try to swallow little airplanes when little balloons are much easier?

      Sheesh! Some people.

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    4. Re:Drug running by drinkypoo · · Score: 4, Funny

      So what you're saying is that they need to be building unmanned submarines instead.

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    5. Re:Drug running by Gherald · · Score: 4, Funny

      Which is why, by comparison, us nerds don't fare so well at clandestine activity.

    6. Re:Drug running by xanadu-xtroot.com · · Score: 4, Funny

      "I can't believe what nerds we are looking up money laundering in a dictionary."

      -Peter

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    7. Re:Drug running by cjsnell · · Score: 4, Interesting

      So, how long until drug runners send little planes from Columbia to Florida?

      Kind of pointless when they can send big planes. During the 1980s, Pablo Escobar's Medellin Cartel flew gutted 727s from Columbia to the States, loaded to the max with cocaine. Another one of his tricks was to send large numbers of small planes, each loaded with coke, towards the US. The DEA and Customs Service could only catch so many... You can read more about it in Mark Bowden's (author of Black Hawk Down) excellent book, Killing Pablo .

      Jimmy Buffett also discusses air smuggling in his book, A Pirate Looks at Fifty .

  4. In other news... by Valiss · · Score: 4, Funny

    ...my neighbor tried to make his toy remote control car across the street, only to be crushed by the UPS guy.

    So this is what a job market over-saturated with people with degrees and experience produces?

    Or maybe they were just tired of people laughing when they told people that they worked for NASA.

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  5. I've got an idea! by daeley · · Score: 4, Funny

    Get in touch with the English Channel skydiver and set up a cross promotion: Skydiver Flies (and Flies Model Plane) Across Atlantic.

    Q. Which reminds me of an old joke: what do you get when you cross the Titanic and the Atlantic Ocean?

    A. About halfway.

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  6. Why NASA's efforts failed the first time around.. by Bowie+J.+Poag · · Score: 5, Funny

    They forgot to add in the additional weight of the coconuts.

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  7. Re:No need for GPS by javiercero · · Score: 5, Funny

    Yeah, what onboard sensors would be those, intuition and luck?

  8. Thanks for the links by CracktownHts · · Score: 5, Funny
    (from Newfoundland to Ireland). Their plan, using GPS, onboard controllers, and a gallon of gas, would have been the first to cross the Atlantic under FAI rules. They didn't have much luck last year, but now they're at it again. The first launch should be tonight."

    You know you're reading Slashdot when "GPS" and "FAI" are assumed to require less background info than "Newfoundland".

  9. I can see it now. by MegaHamsterX · · Score: 5, Funny

    In the news today a nearly blind and deaf man was arrested for terrorist acts after his home built guided missile traveled the atlantic and started a fire at a shoreside housing complex, a terrorized elderly couple lost 16 cats in the fierce blaze.

  10. Or... by missing000 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    A potential terrorist device?

    I can see it now. Our next military campaign will be to eradicate model airplane building materials from the rest of the globe.

    1. Re:Or... by SmackCrackandPot · · Score: 5, Informative

      The Japanese did try something similar in World War II. They tried using paper balloons to carry incendiary bombs across the Pacific using the jet stream. Crazy idea, but a few bombs did get through.

  11. I can picture it now... by Valiss · · Score: 4, Funny

    After they make the flight and decide to sell the plane:

    "So, you boyus used to work for NASA, huh?"

    "Yep."

    "Well I dont really know if this is the kind of plane I'm looking for. You say it get's 3,000 miles per gallon?

    "About that."

    "I'm really in the market for something that gets more like 4,000 miles to the gallon. Plus it looks real used, what with all the bird crap and scratches on it. I'll give ya 50 bucks."

    "But we made a world record with this!!"

    "Yeah but the paint is chipped. 60 bucks is my final offer."

    "Fine, we'll take it. There's oour retirement!"

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  12. The NASA version... by Hawthorne01 · · Score: 5, Funny

    "Oh, wait, 11 *pounds*? Damn, we did all our calculations for an 11 *kilo* plane!" (sound of a spash)

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  13. Re:hm by Migrant+Programmer · · Score: 4, Informative

    They launched 3 last year, and are launching 4 this year. It would be really stupid to launch them an hour apart -- oops, one storm just took out all of your planes at once.

  14. And at the finish line.... by SoVi3t · · Score: 5, Funny

    Some poor Irish guy is gonna be standing on the beach all alone, get nailed in the head with a model plane, and get REALLY confused.

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  15. Re:Why NASA's efforts failed the first time around by jmoriarty · · Score: 4, Funny

    They forgot to add in the additional weight of the coconuts.

    The problem wasn't that they forgot. The problem was that one engineer used Metric Coconuts and another engineer used British Standard Coconuts.

  16. Re:By all other names by oGMo · · Score: 4, Insightful
    So this is a automatous GPS-guided long-range flying vehicle? Isn't that a cruise missle?

    So, a cat is a 4-legged mammal with hair? Isn't that a woolly mammoth?

    Nope, invalid logic.

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  17. Re:No need for GPS by John+Carmack · · Score: 4, Interesting

    >Based on the first two responses to this post, you'd think people had never heard of inertial
    >navigation. With MEMS accelerometers it ought to be pretty light, too.

    Pure 3 axis inertial navigation with a strapdown inertial measuring requires extreme precision. MEMS inertial units aren't even in the right ballpark. Mechanical stable platform inertial systems that actually rotated inside the vehicles didn't require awesomely accurate sensors, but they are big, heavy, and not as reliable.

    It is a useful programming exercise to write a simulation of a strapdown inertial system and play with bias, noise, and nonlinearity errors (add cross axis coupling and acceleration effects for micromachined gyros for bonus points). Pick reasonable ranges and quantize to 12 bits, then integrate at 100 hz or so. You can start the simulation motionless, but in a minute it will be cruising along at 60 mph in some random direction, hundreds of feet from the start position. An hour later, it will be heading for Mars.

    The low end inertial systems that have been moderately soccessful are done by removing gravity from the equation and just doing 2D navigation, and often using other sensors, like magnetometers instead of rate gyros for heading, or odometer readings instead of double integrating accelerometers. Double integration of interrelated noisy sensors with an implicit 1G acceleration is really more demanding than it would initially seem.

    The only reason you wouldn't want to use GPS in an ocean crossing is if you are afraid a Bad Guy might be jamming the signals.

    John Carmack