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TAM 5 Has landed

bzant writes "TAM 5 The model airplane, (see our previous story), has successfully landed in Ireland. This was the second plane they launched. Other than some slow speeds and a concern over a lean fuel mixture the flight seemed to go as planned."

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  1. Wow by Quasar1999 · · Score: 1, Funny

    That's impressive. Now when are they launching a radio controlled rocket to the moon? Obviously it's the next step.

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    1. Re:Wow by DataCannibal · · Score: 4, Funny

      Nope, the next step is to kidnap the baby of the guy who flew the thing. Using a remote control getaway car, of course

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  2. Re:Help us out a little by grug0 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Dude, wait for all the extra info in the dupes.

  3. Is this a good thing? by Walrus99 · · Score: 0, Funny
    OK, hasn't anyone seen the Terminator series? With pretator drones already in existence it is only a matter of time before the machines take over and man will become a hunted animal, hiding from swarms of robot drones circling overhead.

    And isn't anyone suspicious of Arnold Schawartzenegger's race for governor. Wait until he is elected and peels off his humanoid skin to reaval that he is leader of the first wave of machines poised to enslave mankind.

    1. Re:Is this a good thing? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

      So, going by recent Slashdot stories, they will be small model plane vampire robots, that will charge you $699 to avoid a leeching?

  4. Nooooooo! by grug0 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Now the leprechauns can escape to other countries!

  5. In related news by teamhasnoi · · Score: 0, Funny

    after landing, the plane went out with its mates, got royally pissed, and managed an altercation with the local constabulary.

    1. Re:In related news by rde · · Score: 2, Funny

      after landing, the plane went out with its mates, got royally pissed, and managed an altercation with the local constabulary.

      Yet another slur on we humble Irish. At least, that's the way I'm going to take it. I'll just point out two things...
      a) s/royally/republicanically
      b) s/constabulary/gardai.

      Typical bloody yank. Not only assumes that Irish stereotypes are correct, but confuses us with the Brits at the same time.

  6. Just the beginning by ch-chuck · · Score: 4, Funny

    This is great news, but like all pioneering events, it's just the beginning of a brave new future. Someday, regularly scheduled model airplane flights over the Atlantic, as well as to other destinations, will be a commonplace occurance. In the future, everyone will have unmaned aerial vehicle service available right in their backyards. Soon, inexpensive GPS programmable reusable UAV's with automatic colision avoidance will be available to anyone for less than the price of an automobile at stores everywhere.

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  7. When does the invasion begin? by DrXym · · Score: 5, Funny

    Now that Ireland is clearly within range to launch an UAV attack on the US, we can expect the invasion to happen shortly.

  8. Somehow by Timesprout · · Score: 4, Funny

    I cant see it surviving the return trip carrying loads of duty free Guiness

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    1. Re:Somehow by samhalliday · · Score: 2, Funny

      its spelt "guinness": and how many times do we have to tell you bloody foreigners... IT DOESNT TRAVEL!!! ;-)

  9. Re:so where are the details? by Inflatable+Hippo · · Score: 2, Funny

    > yet all it can say on the site is 'the plane has landed' wheres all the info?

    Yeah, they've been wasting their time on the technology and engineering rather than a REALLY COOL website.

    Anyway, I'm sure someone reading this forum can donate them a Casio wrist watch running Apache that they can insert right into the plane for live updates.

  10. Only way to stop drug smuggling by panurge · · Score: 3, Funny
    Satellite guided self navigating smart missiles equipped to detect those sneaky little model aircraft and zap them right out of the sky...but wait, the armaments industry will need to get involved:

    Model aircraft engine $50
    As above to JAN spec with testing $15000

    Model aircraft fuselage $50
    As above, built by Lockheed, say $25000

    Home made navigation system $1000
    As above, built by Martin Marietta... oh, just make the whole thing a round $100000.

    Yes, folks, the threat from model aircraft carrying drugs could kickstart the entire US tech economy, just like Star Wars was going to in the 80s.

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  11. Re:Second Plane, Let's see TAM 5 what about 1-4 by The+Grassy+Knoll · · Score: 2, Funny

    Listen, lad, I built this plane up from nothing. All I had when I started was swamp ... other kings said I was daft to build a plane on a swamp, but I built it all the same ... just to show 'em. It crashed. So I built a another one ... that crashed into the swamp. I built another one ... That fell over and THEN crashed .... So I built another ... and that made it across the Atlantic. ...

    It's a slow day at work...

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  12. Re:Amazing by Fear+the+Clam · · Score: 3, Funny

    Yeah, but can he play pinball?