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Ask the 'Geek Candidate' for California Governor
No, not Arnold Schwarzenegger. We're talking abut Georgy Russell, who studied computer science at UC Berkeley, often wears ThinkGeek clothing, has a blog, reads Slashdot, and knows how to run Linux. Since this California electoral free-for-all has turned into a worldwide spectator sport as bizarre as any other 'Reality TV' show currently airing, Slashdot might as well get in on the media frenzy and interview a candidate, and Georgy is the obvious choice. We'll email Georgy 10 of the highest-moderated questions, and publish her answers (and, yes, the chosen questions in the same post) as soon as she replies.
You are so NOT a democracy.
Good lick, Romans, you are beginning to fall!
Being elected Governer of California
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Sex with a mare
Do you even lift?
These aren't the 'roids you're looking for.
After reading over the views and opinions of all the candidates I have to admit I like yours the best and in a perfect world you would be elected. But, in the real world elections aren't about political viewpoints and intelligence their about popularity. So, why even bother?
I'm not a California resident but even if I was I would have to vote for Arnold... just for the fact he's Arnold. I'm 22, though I'm lazy and haven't exercised my voting privileges in this lifetime yet, if I did get off my ass, I couldn't ever look another man in the eye again if I didn't vote for him. I can't count all the nights of enjoyment he's brought us drinking beer and watching action movies.
He's the badass of our generation if the law was changed and he could be elected president he would; total landslide. I mean who would fuck with us... Fidel Castro? Yasser Arafat? We wouldn't need the army Bush likes to use so much. Arnold could go and crush them all himself... well not really but who would you talk back to him? No one exactly!
On top of all this, every time he says "California" everyone laughs and he gains another 1% of the vote. Thinking of him being elected and doing this all the time makes me feel warm and fuzzy inside. I can't wait until I hear him say it on TV when I'm high.
So what point are you trying to prove... because deep down you have to know you really can't win? I got $100 on it though that you will get a greater percentage of the vote then Venus Williams.
Maybe in Utah or somewhere else you would have a grain of hope but come one California save your money and try another state.
Nyquil = Nectar of the devil
This issue doesn't matter to the average californian but it will make or break my support of you.
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Will you marry me?
Pretty, and geeky. There's only one question that the legion of slashdotters must ask... Will you marry me? Please?
I think the burning question in all of our minds, which most of us are afraid to ask for fear of being bombed into oblivion is, if you are elected, will you grant asylum in California to Saddam Hussein? Will you allow him to live in Silicon Valley, or force him to live in L.A.? Will you give him a job? Will you give him a redwood tree? Will you allow him to appear in public in a speedo?
If these questions are too loaded for you to answer, could you at least tell us whether you would have the courage to thumb your nose at George W. Bush, regardless of your views on this burning issue, or will you simply be his puppet, his lap-dog, a feeble echo of The Man?
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Even for a /. geek, you're an idiot.
perhaps you should get better at giving blowjobs. then you would get paid more for it.
Please die you anti-america "enlightened" piece of worthless contribute-nothing scum, thanks.
Solar panels on roofs, money on trees...it's all the same to me!
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