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Ask the 'Geek Candidate' for California Governor
No, not Arnold Schwarzenegger. We're talking abut Georgy Russell, who studied computer science at UC Berkeley, often wears ThinkGeek clothing, has a blog, reads Slashdot, and knows how to run Linux. Since this California electoral free-for-all has turned into a worldwide spectator sport as bizarre as any other 'Reality TV' show currently airing, Slashdot might as well get in on the media frenzy and interview a candidate, and Georgy is the obvious choice. We'll email Georgy 10 of the highest-moderated questions, and publish her answers (and, yes, the chosen questions in the same post) as soon as she replies.
Will you be back for "The Recall 2: Revenge of the Grays?" ;-)
The right to offend is far more important than the right not to be offended. (Rowan Atkinson)
Your campaign seems to have the momentum of a runaway freight train. Why are you so popular?
Boxers or briefs?
Worst. Sig. Ever.
lol, no wonder why it isn't working
The true test for the ability to run a state government is whether or not your website can withstand being slashdotted.
Dear pathetic little girly-man,
What is stopping ARN-ald from crushing your little girly-man body with his pumped-up biceps? I mean really, listen to me now and hear me later, how do you expect to beat ARN-ald when are a pathetic little girly-man?
Sincerely,
Hanz & Franz
All your base are belong to us!
Well, because!
I'll do it for cheesy poofs.
Almost sounds to me like your .sig answered your own question.
Informatus Technologicus
What if their potential was to smoke weed?
Did you pay for your Linux licenses?
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"Outlook not so good." That magic 8-ball knows everything! I'll ask about Exchange Server next.
Long live /.
My God, have you people seen her picture? I think I speak for most /.ers when I ask:
Um, are you seeing anyone?
Are you living tissue over metal endoskeleton too?
No seriously. As a candidiate for California - the most tech-heavy state in the US, can you give assurances that if you get into office, you will categorically make sure that Skynet is not built?
Can I get the whole "California Elections" comedy series on DVD?
Will there be a computer game?
Will I be able to buy candidates' portrait cups at Mc Donald's?
Know any good erotic fan-fiction sites?
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Do you understand Dselect? That program scares the poop out me. But I figure if you can handle dselect, you can handle being govenor.
I assume you disagree with him on his fundamental principles. (See what is best in life)
Do you believe in the open steppe, fleet horse, falcon on your wrist, wind in your hair, or do you espouse some strange "third party" best-in-life principle?
I think I speak for almost every man here when I ask you the one question every guy here wants to ask you...
/.er here but self, as self is already engaged to other magical wonderful woman).
Will you marry me?
(well, every
A/S/L?
No, Bush personally came to my house and took my job away. I shook my fist at him while he did it, but there's only so much you can do while a Secret Service agent has his boot on your neck. I was told my job was going to given to Bush's cash-loaded oil buddies in Texas, because they collect 'em or something.
Really, it was a nice experiment. Other tactics turn up many more promising leads, but this one mostly gets people who are interested in the idea and want to know if it works. I guess nobody wants $1000.
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Despite being Mr. Universe and having married a Kennedy, what other qualifications and leadership experience do you have to politically lead the fifth largest economy of the world?
Fuck Beta. Fuck Dice
Have you ever been in a turkish prison?
Have you ever been to a turkish prison?
*PANT PANT PANT*
Hot, sexy, female geek? This hasnt happened since Asia Carrera!
yeah, that sounds more like presidential candidate material.
"faster then the captain of the cheerleading team takes off her prom dress" How could a person posting on slashdot possibly know how fast that is?
Dear Georgy
Do you think there should be a CowboyNeal option in the CA Governor's race?
Or should I not complain about lack of options?
* Please do not read my signature.
What about spelling? Will this subject be stressed in schools?
If not, what's your number? Hell, gimmie your number, even if you do!
"Your superior intellect is no match for our puny weapons!"
the LADDER? AHAHHAHAH! Congratulations, you are the dumbest person on Slashdot today! Post your credit card information to claim your prize!
THANK YOU CHEEZEDAWG (Score:1)
by Militant Libertarian (696302)
Of course this guy has a balanced view that considers multiple possibilities beyond A=A, right?
He'd have been hung, an approval rating below 25% is a capital offense in Texas...
its the obvious question.
What better way to understand the political skills of a geek?
Can I donate to the "See the hot chick on his site naked" campaign fund?
Is "Damn you fine!" a question? :D
I'm in the hole of the broadband donut.
What are you looking for in a "First Husband" for California?
--ken
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