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Webcams Watching The Classrooms?

embarcadero writes "Webcams will be tuned to watch over 500 classrooms in the Biloxi, Mississippi school district this year, according to a story in USA Today. The goal is to make classrooms safer, but there's a lot of speculation about how the recorded info could be used for or against teachers in disputes or teaching reviews. I can just see Mrs. Waters pointing towards the camera, 'If I don't catch you cheating on this spelling test, that camera will! Don't even think about it.'"

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  1. Crap! by larry2k · · Score: 5, Funny

    No more smoking while the teacher is out!

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    1. Re:Crap! by in7ane · · Score: 2, Funny

      Actually, back in secondary school (UK yay!) rumors kept on going round that there were cameras/microphones in the toilets to catch people smoking. Then again the rumors seemed more/less likely depending on what you were smoking.

      This is true, read: NOT a funny post (ok, maybe the second part is an attempt).

  2. Life imitates Casino by Ralph+Wiggam · · Score: 4, Funny

    The teachers watch the kids...the principals watch the teachers...the superintendant watches the prinicpals...and the eye in the sky watches them all.

    -B

  3. You can watch these webcams on the net by Hogwash+McFly · · Score: 4, Funny

    Someone emailed me the other day and apparently I can view "High School Girls" in the changing rooms and showers having fun and splashing out. I tried to subscribe but my credit card was refused, which seems weird as it worked when I bought some Viagra off of a Nigerian prince.

    Any other slashdotters managed to view these high school webcams?

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  4. 150 Cameras Per School? by mikeophile · · Score: 2, Funny

    That's a lot of spitball targets.

  5. When they tried this... by Scalli0n · · Score: 4, Funny

    They tried this at my college, especially in the computer science labs since so much stuff was stolen.

    Here's what happened - my roomie stole the actual camera and used it to monitor the hallway for police/RA's when we were drinking.

    Obviously not a huge problem in high school (the use) but I'm sure some will get stolen.

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  6. Wonderful hacking opportunity.... by Hogwash+McFly · · Score: 4, Funny

    Get together a group of geeks who have a broad range of skills in electronic engineering and computer science. Give them each a few copies of Playboy, Hustler and the like as a sort of 'payment' for their duties. Then sit back as they concoct some sort of bypass device that can be hooked up to the camera. This device will play back a constant loop of say, maybe 10 seconds of footage. You might need Keanu Reeves to come into the classroom and look nonchalant to add to the effect. Now, whatever you do in the classroom, the grunts in the monitoring room will just see a class full of kids with their heads in the books, and a teacher that looks supsiciously like papier mache

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  7. This ought to be exciting... by uberdave · · Score: 2, Funny

    Watching classes through a camera would be about as exciting as watching the House of Commons channel. That's one of the first things I delete from my channel "hotlist".

  8. Simple geeky parade. by Pig+Hogger · · Score: 4, Funny
    Just wear a (preferably leather) jacket studded with infrared LEDs. The glow from the diodes, while invisible to teacher, oughta overwhelm the camera's CCD...

    Of course, if you get caught, you can always moan about that terrible pain in all the diodes in your left side...

  9. Re:I can defeat this. by Pig+Hogger · · Score: 2, Funny
    Watch the hilarity as little Johnyy is called to the principal's office to see a blown-up, enhanced photo of his face, taken by the webcam just before he put tape over the lens.
    Back in the time when VCRs were a rarity, and being the IT department made you the custodian of the lone VCR in the (fortune 500) company head-office (there wasn't even a fax machine!!!), I was once asked to cart the contraption to the boardroom. Once I plugged it in, I wanted to test it, so the suit there reluctantly let me watch the tape he was showing the vice-president of something-or-other, under promise not to tell anyone*.
    It was a security tape, shot from a "hidden"? camera cleverly hidden in the factory ceiling duct/conduit/wiring/plumbing mess.
    After a few seconds of nothingless, you see a guy coming with a crow-bar, and dutifully lop-off a big padlock on a door.
    The kicker was that this guy was not stealing anything at all, but just opening the door so he would have not to walk an extra 100m to go to the bathroom!!!
    Well, it seems that when shown the incriminating tape, just prior to his firing, the guy only said " boy, do I walk funny "...

    * Since this was more than 20 years ago, there is prescription (and the company doesn't exist anymore anyway).
    ? Since the VCR was a U-Matic 1 inch tape, you can guess how "small" the camera was, back then!!!

  10. This was a You Can't Do That on Television skit. by BitwizeGHC · · Score: 4, Funny

    remember that one?

    The teacher points out a new surveillance camera designed to monitor the kids' bad behavior. The kids point out it could also monitor the teacher's bad teaching, and the teacher runs over to cover it with his jacket.

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  11. Educational Decree Number Thirty by ralphclark · · Score: 2, Funny

    Professor Dolores Umbridge strikes again! Evil old b^H witch!

  12. I'm in favor of by reboot246 · · Score: 2, Funny

    cameras in the girls' dressing room.