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The "Techie" Vote?

Ironica writes "This Los Angeles Times article discusses a compelling trend: techies are making their collective voice heard in politics. Quote from the article: "After years as political agnostics, the programmers and engineers who orchestrated the technological revolution of the 1990s are trying to reboot government...They have money, earned during the boom. They have time, found since the bust. And they are using their technological savvy to recruit even casual Internet users to their causes." Perhaps instead of "boxers or briefs," our next presidential candidate will have to answer "POP3 or IMAP?""

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  1. need proof, look at the most recent /. poll.... by sweeney37 · · Score: 1, Funny

    and may god help the candidate who does an interview on Slashdot and voluntarily claims to use a Microsoft product....

    Mike

    1. Re:need proof, look at the most recent /. poll.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Anti-Microsoft Zealout!

  2. Nope by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    The techie votes are/
    Emacs or VI
    Gnome or KDE
    Linux or BSD
    Gimp or Photoshop
    Slashdot or Fark.

    1. Re:Nope by L.+VeGas · · Score: 4, Funny

      missed one...

      vaseline or baby oil

  3. Al Gore invented the Internet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Since Al Gore invented the Internet, it is only natural that he get the geek vote, and if there is any chance he might lose, the electronic voting machines must be hacked.

  4. Larry Flynt and Mary Carey by elliotj · · Score: 2, Funny

    Perhaps instead of "boxers or briefs," our next presidential candidate will have to answer "POP3 or IMAP?

    Considering some of the candidates, perhaps a more appropriate question would be "spit or swallow?"

  5. POP3 vs IMAP by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

    So if I voted for the IMAP candidate... ...does that mean everyone gets to see my vote, until I purge it?

  6. We do? by numbski · · Score: 4, Funny

    But that would insinuate we care enough to leave our homes and go to the polls! Wait, online voting systems are coming down the pipe!

    Err...wait, online polling systems aren't secure. I know! We can hack the polling systems to accomplish our goals!

    Pinky, are you thinking what I'm thinking?

    I think so Brain, but how you going to get Larry Flynt to strip for you at 2 a.m. on such short notice?

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  7. Re:Instant reponse by L.+VeGas · · Score: 4, Funny

    Allows us to rally, colaberate and plan things quicker better and more effectively.

    True, true. It always warms my heart to see so much cooperation among techies. Just look at any usenet group or irc channel! You can practically feel the love.

  8. Nah. by Black+Parrot · · Score: 2, Funny


    > Perhaps instead of "boxers or briefs," our next presidential candidate will have to answer "POP3 or IMAP?"

    No, the difference will show up when some sexual indiscretion is discovered, and the usual "Who?" will be replaced by a geeky "How?"

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    Sheesh, evil *and* a jerk. -- Jade
  9. The real debate... by Whispers_in_the_dark · · Score: 5, Funny

    Perhaps instead of "boxers or briefs," our next presidential candidate will have to answer "POP3 or IMAP?"

    No way. We need to resolve the whole "vi" vs "emacs" issue first. After that, "tabs" vs "spaces", then the whole issue of placement of braces (not to mention brace-less languages like Python). After all thats settled then maybe we'll be ready for email transport preferences if the browser wars don't flare up again first.

  10. Screw all that... by Dog+and+Pony · · Score: 3, Funny

    We want jobs, dammit! ;-)

  11. What about our candidates? by slackr · · Score: 5, Funny

    I'm one techie who's not voting for *anything* unless there's a CowboyNeal option.

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    * Please do not read my signature.
  12. Re:Boxers or Briefs... by plover · · Score: 3, Funny

    And what if he answers "CowboyNeal"?

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    John
  13. Use your vote in CA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    If you want someone to represent the little guy, vote for Gary Coleman for governor.

  14. Re:Boxers/IMAP by Salgak1 · · Score: 2, Funny
    Well, according to "Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back" . . .

    "The internet is a amazing communication system used primarily to diss movies and share pornography. . ."

  15. Re:This reminds me... by turnstyle · · Score: 3, Funny
    Soon we will turn into a technocracy (and then robots will kill us all, but let's not get ahead of things).

    Try this in your robots.txt file:

    User-agent: *
    Disallow: /

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    Here's what I do: Bitty Browser & Andromeda
  16. Re:Instant reponse by Ironica · · Score: 2, Funny

    kids trying to look k33l

    Did you mean l33t or k3wl?

    - from the leetspeak grammar police

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    Don't you wish your girlfriend was a geek like me?
  17. Re:Damn hippies! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Er, as far as we in europe can tell, americans are on the 1930s germany path, not us...

  18. Re:"We techies " by Sylver+Dragon · · Score: 4, Funny

    Recall we have laws against bribery. Enforcement on the other hand...

    Yes, but we still allow lobbying. It's not the same thing you say? Oh that's right, one is giving money/favors/etc to someone so that they will use their position to help you. The other is giving a congress-critter money/favors/etc so that they will use their position to help you. Those two things are very different, we must always make certain to keep them straight. One is illegal, the other is the way our govenment works.

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