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Ocean Sponge May Be Best for Fiber Optics
TheViffer writes "ABC News is reporting that scientists say they've identified an ocean sponge, living in the darkness of the deep sea, that grows thin glass fibers capable of transmitting light better than industrial fiber optic cables used for telecommunication. 'You can actually tie a knot in these natural biological fibers and they will not break - it's really quite amazing,' said Joanna Aizenberg, who led the research at Bell Laboratories."
Cool, fiber optics up to 7 inches long! That'll be effective! I can finally connect my computer to... uhh... to my uhh... what the hell, 7 inches! WTF!
Hrmm... what lives in a pineapple under the sea... sponge bob fiber light... wait no.. er... DOH!
Are we still allowed to copy nature? I thought reverse engineering was made illegal under the DMCA.
The theory of relativity doesn't work right in Arkansas.
yet another specie we can drive to extinction in the name of technology.
But seriously, won't this sponge smell funny especially when trunking it in dark and dry spaces like under floorings?
Just a thought.
Welley Corporation - SLM Scammers
EE 1: We need a better fiberoptic cable.
EE 2: Let's look at organisms deep in the ocean!
EE 1: That's just crazy enough to work!
SCO announced that their name actually stands for "Sponge, Cable - Optic" and asserts they evolved this function first, 23 million years ago.
First SCO post!
Does anyone know where I can pick up some Athlon seeds?
But do they glow in the dark in slowly changing multi-colored patterns. That's the important thing.
Who makes fiberglass cables under the sea?
SPONGEBOB GLASSPANTS!
Flexible, clear, with sodium has he.
SPONGEBOB GLASSPANTS!
If flexible fibers be something you wish,
Dive under the ocean and look for some fish!
- None can love freedom heartily, but good men; the rest love not freedom, but license. -- John Milton
...now Verizon customer service is gonna be all, "Sorry, sir, it will take a week for us to replace the sponge."
Libertarians somehow believe that private businesses should be stronger than governments but weaker than individuals.
SCO recently copyrighted Walrus DNA, and both creatures use the pattented Symmetric Multi-Cell technology.
Anyone using a sea sponge better pay up and admit their blatent violation of others' IP.
You can't judge a book by the way it wears its hair.
and if they could reproduce what bees' do, a flying machine that weighs half a gram and sees what's going on.
and if they could synthesize what chickens do, you could eat things out of my ass
just that we know it exists, doesn't mean it can be synthesized (ot should be)
every day http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:Random
Have you thought that if we can figure a way to grow these ourselves, quickly and cheaply, that this would be what brings fiber to your doorstep? It's not cheap to make a spool of fiber cable right now, but what if we can just flip a few genetic switches in some sponges in a lab and have them start growing these things by the miles? Or even better, we learn how they make the glass, and duplicate it industrially. I can only see good things comin from this (well, maybe not for the sponge with a 3 mile long glass strand growing out of its ass, but it's a sponge, I doubt anyone at PETA will come calling on it's behalf).
Space for rent, inquire within
"Sponges grow in the ocean. That kills me. Make's me wonder how much deeper it'd be if that didn't happen."
to "internet cleaning day"
Thank god aliens haven't discovered that humans grow the best spligduglizacks.
LS
There is a fine line between being a cultivated citizen and being someone else's crop. - A. J. Patrick Liszkie
I hope this isn't in any way related to sponge bob :-)
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So once again we're sponging off Mother Nature.
In that case, call me when we discover the deep sea ocean creature that produces complete, piping hot, ready-to-eat In-n-Out burgers.
Great. 25 years from now, some company from Utah will be demanding I purchase a license to wash my dishes.
So you mean all this time we were trying to build sponges when we thought we were making better networks?
welcome our sponge overlords!
what made them try?
"Hey Bob, we got another load of crap from the bottom on that trawl. want me to throw it overboard?"
"Nah, let's try hooking part of it up to our router and see what happens!"
Those clever scientists never cease to amaze me.
Argh! Nature will take over the world!
Let's launch a nuclear attack an annihilate it before it annihilates us.
/.Mattsson - My native language is not English, so please don't whine over linguistic errors. (That's lame anyway...)
Talk about saturating the network!