Here, whenever a criminal appears on the TV, their face is always partially obscured whereas everyone else looks normal.
Why not site these cameras at ports and airports as any dodgy people would appear with their faces obscured so you could just arrest them...
Re:A UK Solution...
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untaken_name
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It will be more worrying when they fit the guns straight to the cameras in order to weed out the inefficient human in the loop.
Yes, but there exists a highly valuable training video which presents the risks of doing exactly this: Robocop. That's what they did with ED-209, but it turns out that your highly-armored killing machine of a cop must have a human core, or it'll just wax a bunch of highly-paid corporate stooges..er, wait. Now I can't remember why ED-209 wasn't a success.
I want cameras in New Orleans
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beacher
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Cameras on every corner. Web based cameras. Pan and zooming cameras... With some recognition software.. We could build something that dispenses beads when it recognizes... umm...
Finally!
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Anonymous Coward
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This is awesome... finally I can visit Tampa again!
Re:Not surprising
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DemoLiter1
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I can recognise a particular face from a 2D photograph
You want that job? Positions are free, but you must be able to climb walls and pillars...
Re:Another Story on the Subject in The Reg.
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markom
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Spend an afternoon in London if you don't believe me that Scots have `substance dependance` issues.
Uhm, I hate to bring it to you, but London is not in Scotland...
Well, they had one guy with a Groucho Marx mask, one with a Ronald McDonald mask...
Re:Doesn't work
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Anonymous Coward
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Don't forget the other point you need to make. The govt dept spending the money NEEDS to spend the money on something. Whether it works or not is beside the point.
Why you ask do they NEED to spend the money. Simple, if they don't spend their entire budget (on stupid crap or not) they will get cut the next budget cycle. However, if they run out of money early then their rewarded the next budget cycle with a larger budget.
Wouldn't it be nice if our jobs work that way. "Yes, I spent my entire months budget in two days. That means next month I'll get 15 times as much to spend!"
Not one positive? Cheezus...
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jabbadabbadoo
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They should have put CowboyNeal in front of a camera. At least they would have one positive ID... ("hey, that's the f***er who stole all those pizza's and portables last week")
that they have lost face?
But after two years, it yielded no positive identifications
I'm sorry, I didn't catch that... how many false positives did you say the system had?
Why not site these cameras at ports and airports as any dodgy people would appear with their faces obscured so you could just arrest them...
Cameras on every corner. Web based cameras. Pan and zooming cameras... With some recognition software.. We could build something that dispenses beads when it recognizes ... umm...
This is awesome ... finally I can visit Tampa again!
I can recognise a particular face from a 2D photograph
You want that job? Positions are free, but you must be able to climb walls and pillars...
... because every time the governor and the voting inspection officials walked by, they would be flagged as criminals for fraud and racketeering...
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Well, they had one guy with a Groucho Marx mask, one with a Ronald McDonald mask...
Don't forget the other point you need to make. The govt dept spending the money NEEDS to spend the money on something. Whether it works or not is beside the point.
Why you ask do they NEED to spend the money. Simple, if they don't spend their entire budget (on stupid crap or not) they will get cut the next budget cycle. However, if they run out of money early then their rewarded the next budget cycle with a larger budget.
Wouldn't it be nice if our jobs work that way. "Yes, I spent my entire months budget in two days. That means next month I'll get 15 times as much to spend!"
They should have put CowboyNeal in front of a camera. At least they would have one positive ID... ("hey, that's the f***er who stole all those pizza's and portables last week")
Paint ball guns seem to work pretty well, also.
Why, yes, I AM a Pagan Libertarian.
Hey, I'm not George W Bush, you know!
When I am king, you will be first against the wall.
After 10 beers, I too have given up my "facial recognition" system.
So many false positives, so many regrets, so much itching and burning....
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Police are at a loss to explain why the software wasn't effective, since it seemed to work fine in controlled testing, Guidara said.
"Though," Guidara elaborated, "We did think it odd that all of the test subjects had barcodes tattooed across their foreheads."
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When they tested out the system at Super Bowl XXXV in Tampa, and it didn't pick up Ray Lewis.