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SoBig: Worst is Yet to Come

Posted by ryuzaki0 on from the get-your-worm-on dept.

bl8n8r writes "Experts say when vacationers get back to work Monday, Inboxes will unleash the worms worst attacks. Sunner said that most of the problems caused by SoBig involve the time and cost of cleaning the worm from computer systems. "

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  1. Cost Benefit Analysis by Transient0 · · Score: 5, Funny

    If the majority of the cost comes from cleaning the system, I would recommend (in my professional opinion) simply letting the systems remain infected.

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    1. Re:Cost Benefit Analysis by jmv · · Score: 5, Funny

      Great idea! Do you have a degree at the Enron Institute of Business? :)

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    2. Re:Cost Benefit Analysis by borgdows · · Score: 3, Funny

      no, he has a degree at the SCO Institute of Business!

      why bother with computer viruses when the only thing you need is a big mouth and lawyers?

    3. Re:Cost Benefit Analysis by BWJones · · Score: 4, Funny

      If the majority of the cost comes from cleaning the system, I would recommend (in my professional opinion) simply letting the systems remain infected.

      That's my plan. Just pull the plug on the Wintel stuff, toss em in the trash and replace them with Macs running OS X. :-)

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    4. Re:Cost Benefit Analysis by whoever57 · · Score: 3, Funny

      I have known many people that actually know they have a virus on their computer and don't make it the first priority in using their systems... if it is usable by them, they don't care.

      Could it be that they are planning to use the "virus downloaded the pr0n/mp3/..." defense should they ever be challenged about exactly what is on their computer?

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    5. Re:Cost Benefit Analysis by Otter · · Score: 3, Funny

      Naw, he's thinking too small. A few years ago, dot-coms would have come up with a way to book viruses as some form of asset -- maybe as a proprietary database of Internet users? -- and used it as the foundation of a succesful IPO.

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    6. Re:Cost Benefit Analysis by Rob+Simpson · · Score: 3, Funny

      Shouldn't that be "So F. Big"?

    7. Re:Cost Benefit Analysis by EverDense · · Score: 5, Funny

      Try this one:

      "Some these viruses have been known to attmempt to destroy the computers of various military installations. The penalty in many countries for this is death. The penalty in YOUR country is a federal jail term. You may want to consider purchasing a $60 upgrade to your computer to help you avoid this problem in the future."

      Thank God!

      They've FINALLY started jailing people for being too stupid to own computers! ;-)

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    8. Re:Cost Benefit Analysis by paranoic · · Score: 4, Funny
      This is slashdot, shouldn't

      You may want to consider purchasing a $60 upgrade to your computer to help you avoid this problem in the future.


      read

      You may want to consider installing Linux on your computer to help you avoid this problem in the future.


    9. Re:Cost Benefit Analysis by GoRK · · Score: 4, Funny

      If I get someone who doesnt care, I just tell them the virus e-mails, at random, their web history and any files/photos/etc. it can find on the hard drive to any address it can find in the e-mail application.

      This works suprisingly well. Even though it's a lie, they are spooked about it. If they pester me, I'll tell them the truth but add that viruses in the past have done this and probably will do it again.

    10. Re:Cost Benefit Analysis by Natty+P · · Score: 5, Funny

      This should be Microsoft's next big marketing campaign!

      I'm sure it'll be more successful than .NET or that stupid WinXP commercial with the Madonna song and people flying around....

      "Where do you want to go today?!?! Federal prison?!?! If not, upgrade now!"

    11. Re:Cost Benefit Analysis by mekkab · · Score: 4, Funny

      ... that's eight grand worth of new Macs ...

      Yeah, and just think what both of those machines could do!

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  2. Worms worms and more worms by Lane.exe · · Score: 5, Funny
    Is 2003 the year of the Worm on the Chinese calendar? I'm confused!

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  3. SoNice.ToSee.YouBack by blcamp · · Score: 5, Funny


    Don't complain.

    With SoMany.IT.Workers unemployed, SoBig.And.ItsVariants have a strangely positive side effect... ...job security.

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  4. Re:lesson by Farley+Mullet · · Score: 4, Funny
    isn't the lesson here that people shouldn't go on vacation?
    nope. it's that people shouldn't come back from vacation.
  5. Re:Finally. by coffee_admin · · Score: 4, Funny

    Did your mom help you think of that comment?

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  6. Slashdot Headline Concat Fun by JonTurner · · Score: 5, Funny

    String the last two 'default' headlines together and whaddaya get?

    "New Longhorn Screenshots Leaked. Sobig. Worst Is Yet To Come."

    Yep. That just about says it all!

  7. Re:school's in! by Jacer · · Score: 5, Funny

    This isn't funny, I work on campus tech support. It's move in week, and the 30 of us on staff are working 60+ hours this week. 8,000 or so computers are coming back, of those, we expect about 5,600 to be unpatched, and we expect that of those 5,600, that only 1,400 or so will be able to follow our documentation. That leaves us with 4,200 machines to patch, and clean before Monday (and here I sit on Slashdot)

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  8. Where I work... by Znonymous+Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    We haven't seen the virus. But then again, we're admins who know what we're doing...

    That's right, we run $CO UnixWare. And since there are only 2 or 3 other copies of $CO UnixWare being used in the world, we don't have to worry about worms and viruses.

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  9. Re:RPC Patch by cK-Gunslinger · · Score: 5, Funny

    Also keep in mind that refilling the washer fluid in your car will not prevent you from getting a flat tire.

    Just this morning I changed a flat tire on a car that had a full tank of washer fluid and discovered this.

  10. Re:Finally. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny
    They named a virus after my penis.

    No, child, it's a worm. That's why they named it after your penis.

  11. Re:Procmail finally by gid · · Score: 3, Funny

    Ya, and as a plus, it'll also block all those annoying clients, sending you word docs and spread sheets, wanting you to do work.

  12. How did you get SoBig? by og_sh0x · · Score: 5, Funny

    I had a user that called me because he actually got a copy of SoBig in his inbox. Usually our mail scanners are really good at filtering out even the newest viruses. What I didn't realize is that our AutoUpdate had failed that day, so it didn't have the SoBig update. So I asked him, "Well how the heck did you get SoBig?" and he answered, "From eating so many sandwiches."

  13. A great new slogan by McAddress · · Score: 4, Funny

    Linux during a virus epidemic, it's like being out of the country during the blackout.

  14. Re:Anti-virus Programmers Crack IP Encryption by SheldonYoung · · Score: 3, Funny

    By chance did this "crack" of encrypted IP addresses happen to involve tcpdump and setting to clock ahead? Just asking.