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Drink Coffee, Support Mozilla
MikeCapone writes "Heavy coffee-drinking Mozilla fans take notice, MozillaZine has a story on how some coffee company has dedicated a selection of gourmet coffees to helping the Mozilla foundation. Only half the profits go to Mozilla, but the coffee seems good..."
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Mozilla doesn't need coffee. It needs scissors to cut out all the pointless redundant lines of code that cause the "Web browser" to take two millon years to compile. A web browser, IMO, should be stripped to only what it needs. This is one area in which Microsoft has got it right.
- Stomach problems.
- Migraine.
- High blood pressure.
- Addiction to caffeine.
I think it's irresponsible to raise money for OSS by that way. As the cathechism of the catholic church teaches us: an action will be evil even its goal is good when evil actions are committed for reaching this goal.I mean: there are zillions of other, good ways to raise money for OSS. You could e.g. sell t-shirts or tea instead.
So there is really no need to sell coffee.
Owner of a Mensa membership card.
It's not a good deal! Mozilla is OPEN SOURCE software, do you know that? Open source software is some gay fucking fad that sucks. Get a decent browser like IE. Oh and take a shower.
Oh yeah, if you mod the truth down, maybe Mozilla will suck less...
Step 1. Look down at your keyboard.
Step 2. Notice that the "c" and "v" keys are right next to each other.
Step 3. Quit being a spelling Nazi and do something with your life.
Amen, Brother!
When millions disappear from earth, it's not aliens, it's the rapture.
I feel sorry for you; you were so close at giving us the first on-topic Soviet Russia joke ever! ;-)
Beware: In C++, your friends can see your privates!
In Soviet Russia, the Preview button uses YOU!
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In Soviet Russia the topic is on you.
How's that?
"They that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety."
It is official; Netcraft confirms: Mozilla is dying
One more crippling bombshell hit the already beleaguered Mozilla community when IDC confirmed that Mozilla market share has dropped yet again, now down to less than a fraction of 1 percent of all web browsers. Coming on the heels of a recent Netcraft survey which plainly states that Mozilla has lost more market share, this news serves to reinforce what we've known all along. Mozilla is collapsing in complete disarray, as fittingly exemplified by failing dead last in the recent Sys Admin comprehensive networking test.
You don't need to be a Kreskin to predict Mozilla's future. The hand writing is on the wall: Mozilla faces a bleak future. In fact there won't be any future at all for Mozilla because Mozilla is dying. Things are looking very bad for Mozilla. As many of us are already aware, Mozilla continues to lose market share. Red ink flows like a river of blood.
Netscape 7 is the most endangered of them all, having lost 100% of its core developers. The sudden and unpleasant firing of all 50 Netscape developers by AOL only serves to underscore the point more clearly. There can no longer be any doubt: Mozilla is dying.
Let's keep to the facts and look at the numbers.
Mozilla.org leader Mitchell Baker states that there are 7000 users of Mozilla. How many users of Firebird are there? Let's see. The number of Mozilla versus Firebird posts on Usenet is roughly in ratio of 5 to 1. Therefore there are about 7000/5 = 1400 Firebird users. Camino posts on Usenet are about half of the volume of Firebird posts. Therefore there are about 700 users of Camino. A recent article put Netscape 7 at about 80 percent of the Mozilla market. Therefore there are (7000+1400+700)*4 = 36400 Netscape 7 users. This is consistent with the number of Netscape 7 usenet posts.
Netscape went out of business and will probably be taken over by AOL who sell another troubled browser. Now AOL is also dead, its corpse turned over to yet another charnel house.
All major surveys show that Mozilla has steadily declined in market share. Mozilla is very sick and its long term survival prospects are very dim. If Mozilla is to survive at all it will be among browser dilettante dabblers. Mozilla continues to decay. Nothing short of a miracle could save it at this point in time. For all practical purposes, Mozilla is dead.
Fact: Mozilla is dying
I drink tea, you insensetive ....oh never mind
for the last time people, I am "frodo from middle eaRTH", not "middle eaST".
No I didn't - I thought it was just some guy being a dick. I apologize to...uh, ahem- "Professor Booty" but in my own defense will continue to advise him to no longer be a self-hating grammar Nazi (the worst kind! :P) and to do something with his life.