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NZ Spammer Shutdown Makes Big Difference
lump writes "A notorious spammer, based in New Zealand, who had his name and other personal info released first in a national newspaper, and then on the web, has shut down his operation, citing harassment. What interests me about this case is that, in the 5 or 6 days since he has supposedly stopped operating, I personally have had one (1) spam email, to an address which had previously averaged around fifty per day. Colleagues report a similar reduction in spam. All I can say is 'excellent.' Hate to say it, but in this case, vigilante type action seems to have had the desired result. This needs to be publicised, as anything which slows down spam can only be a good thing."
By Tim Copperfield
New York, NY - GNAA (Gay Nigger Association of America) today announced acquisition of The SCO Group for $26.9 million in stock and $40 million in gay niggers.
GNAA today announced it has signed a definitive agreement to acquire the intellectual property and technology assets of The SCO Group, a leading provider of Fear, Uncertainty and Doubt, based in Lindon, Utah. GNAA's acquisition of SCO technology will help GNAA sign up more members worldwide. In addition to developing new solutions, GNAA will use SCO engineering expertise and technology to enhance the GNAA member services.
"I'd love to see these GNAA types slowly consumed by millions of swarming microbes and converted into harmless and useful biochemicals." said an anonymous slashdot poster, blinded by the GNAA success in achieving first post on a popular geek news website, slashdot.org.
"This GNAA shit is getting out of hand. Slashdot needs troll filters. Or better yet a crap flood mod that I can exclude from my browsing. Seriously, a good troll is art, what you dumb fucks are doing is just plain stupid." said spacecowboy420.
macewan, on linuxquestions said "Thanks for that link to the SCO quotes page. My guess is that they want to be bought out. Hrm, think they want GNAA to buy them??"
After careful consideration and debate, GNAA board of directors agreed to purchase 6,426,600 preferred shares and 113,102 common shares (the equivalent of 150,803 ADSs) of SCO, for an aggregate consideration of approximately US$26.9 million and approximately $40 million for gay niggers that were working in Lindon, Utah offices of The SCO Group.
If all goes well, the final decision is to be expected shortly, followed by transfer of most SCO niggers from their Lindon, UT offices to the GNAA Headquarters in New York.
About GNAA
GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which
gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.
Are you GAY ?
Are you a NIGGER ?
Are you a GAY NIGGER ?
If you answered "Yes" to any of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member.
GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of America. You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join today!
Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!
First, you have to obtain a copy of GAY NIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE THE MOVIE and watch it.
Second, you need to succeed in posting a GNAA "first post" on slashdot.org, a popular "news for trolls" website
Third, you need to join the official GNAA irc channel #GNAA on EFNet, and apply for membership.
Talk to one of the ops or any of the other members in the channel to sign up today!
If you are having trouble locating #GNAA, the official GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA irc channel, you might be on a wrong irc network. The correct network is EFNet, and you can connect to irc.secsup.org or irc.isprime.com as one of the EFNet servers.
If you do not have an IRC client handy, you are free to use the GNAA Java IRC client by clicking here.
About S
Running
Dawn shines light upon my torture
Tommorow, dawn breaks upon a new me
What was yesterday, is
What was yesterday, I carry
And for some reason, even though it pains me...
I wish it that way
My evils pervade today
I know them
I see them
I hear them
I can even taste them
But I can not feel them
Unending is the hurt, the shame, the guilt
Unending are.....their pride
They echo in my mind
I treasure their daily repeat, their taunting grasp
They bring me pleasure
Escape
The morning wind brings with it cleansing
The morning wind reminds me of what is
What will be
The wind reminds me why
And I ask: what price glory?
I am a troll
I've got this mother-inlaw.....
An almost identical article appeared a couple weeks or so ago.
I think I saw this a week ago..? Man it's things like this that make me miss most of the articles on slashdot...
*browsing the side bar for missed articles*...
Oh, I've read about that before!! No need to go further...
in girum imus nocte et consumimur igni
Correctly.
It should be viruses.
Thank you
The correct word is actually viruses.
'Virii' is slang.
Wow, I'm so totally scared.
Too bad that the GNAA doesn't actually use proxies, lame brain.
"Hello we're from the Moron church, and we'd like to talk to you about God"
"erm...I'm, ah, not here?"
"Okely dokely, we'll try again later"
"Bloody Morons"
GRAMMER NAZI #1: What shall we do?
GRAMMER NAZI #2: We could use a spelling checker.
GRAMMER NAZI #1: Or we could arrest the spelling police.
GRAMMER NAZI #2 raises a sub-machine gun and points it at the SPELLING POLICE.
GRAMMER NAZI #2: You are vunder arrest!
R I A A
The GNAA has been monitoring your pr0n browsing habits. If you do not stop jacking off to blacks on blonds porno sites while imagining yourself as the blonde getting rammed by two monster nigdongs you will be ordered to slob my knob.
Hey man fucking goats is a felony too but I don't go around spoiling YOUR fun...
WOOKIE LOVE!
Damn you! Let the rabbits wear glasses!!!!
Nothing to see here
well, that was what I was told a while back when I used. presumably the person who said so believed 'ii' meant plural in Latin.
whatever