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Linux 2.4.22 Stable Kernel Released

An anonymous reader writes "Marcelo Tosatti has officially released another stable 2.4 Linux kernel. 2.4.22 was released early this morning and includes a lengthy list of fixes. It follows the last stable kernel in this tree, 2.4.21, by a little over two months."

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  1. NO. NOT UNTIL 2.6 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    That feature is still in development. If you really need it, perhaps you should use Windows 2003 until the 2.6 kernel comes out.

  2. ready to go.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    *downloads and sends check to SCO*

    1. Re:ready to go.. by IbmSockPuppet · · Score: 3, Funny

      Yeah, the number are meaningless. We're working on a plan to renumber the entire kernel back to 1.X.Y since SCO said that the problems showed up after 2.2 . Stay tuned! And don't forget to check your paypal accounts for your compensation for coordinating the SCO attack. Many thanks to all!

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  3. Re:Bug fixes sound good, but... by Jeremiah+Cornelius · · Score: 3, Funny
    have they fixed the fact is isn't Windows?

    If it ain't broke...

    'Running' winders is like running a dirty toilet.

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  4. So Many Kernels by Spencerian · · Score: 3, Funny

    ...and no popcorn...!

    WTF is it with this machine I bought that doesn't give me my popcorn when I give it kernels?!

    Ah, forget it. I'll go back to closing and opening Windows and see if it's more likely I'll get some fresh air in the house.

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    1. Re:So Many Kernels by quasi_steller · · Score: 3, Funny

      Maybe your processor isn't getting hot enough. If your processor isn't getting hot enough then the kernels won't pop into popcorn. Try buying an Athalon or Pentium 4 processor. They get quite hot.

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  5. Re:2.4 VS 2.6 Performance by Gherald · · Score: 3, Funny

    I have a friend who's mouse ended up moving across the screen almost 10 times faster than usual with 2.6-test2.

    We joked about the 1000% increase in performance.

  6. Re:What IS NEW!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Linux Trace Trollkit (LTT)
    Look out trolls, now we have a way to trace you!

  7. Most important fix. by bfl · · Score: 5, Funny

    Kai Makisara:
    o Change Kai Makisara's email address
    I was wondering when someone would get around to this.

  8. Obligatory Simpsons reference by Cap'n+Canuck · · Score: 2, Funny

    WTF is it with this machine I bought that doesn't give me my popcorn when I give it kernels?!

    ...and my TAB key isn't working either...

    1. Re:Obligatory Simpsons reference by ncc74656 · · Score: 2, Funny
      ...and my TAB key isn't working either...

      At least you found it. I'm still looking for the Any key...

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  9. Re:What IS NEW!!! by Cynic+1.0 · · Score: 1, Funny

    Don't see anything in the changelog about removing ugly-ass Unix code claimed by SCO to be their own ... :-)

  10. Sco License - Does it cover crashes? by ospirata · · Score: 3, Funny

    I wonder if I can tell SCO off because of the kernel panic I am getting with this new release. Btw, I own a SCO License

  11. Small upgrade fee by DarlFromSCO · · Score: 5, Funny

    Hay, don't forget to pay us the small upgrade license fee.

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  12. Fast moderation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    Maybe the moderator is a subscriber, and saw your post before you submitted it.

  13. Re:Kernel design/architecture. by shaitand · · Score: 5, Funny

    ok here is the short:

    Linux = good
    BSD = good
    NT = bad
    proprietary Unix = good but expensive
    BeOS = bad
    Plam = wtf is plam?

    here is a comparison:

    Linux VS NT = linux wins
    bsd vs nt = bsd wins
    anything vs NT = anything wins
    bsd vs linux = linux wins
    proprietary unix vs linux = linux wins but it's a tight race
    bsd vs proprietary unix = bsd wins again a tight race won by price and development model ;)
    plam vs anything = again wtf is plam?

  14. Current bandwidth utilization 114.70 Mbit/s by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    *YAWN* come on /.

  15. You mean like this? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    Da kernel be da damn essential centa' o' some doodad opuh'atin' system, da co'
    dat provides basic services 4 all otha' parts o' da damn opuh'atin' system.
    Some synonym be nucleus. Some kernel kin be contrasted wit' some shell, da
    outermost part o' some opuh'atin' system dat interacts wit' usa' commands.
    Kernel an' shell be terms 'esploited mo' frequent-like in Unix an' some kinda'
    otha' opuh'atin' systems dan in I-B-fuckin'-M mainframe systems.

    Typical-like, some kernel (down low, o' no comparable centa' o' some opuh'atin'
    system) includes some interrupt handla' dat handles all requests o' completed
    I/O opuh'ashuns dat battle 4 da kernel's services, some schedula' dat
    determines which rehabs share da damn kernel's processin' time in whut orda',
    an' some supuh'visor dat actual-like gives 'esploit o' da damn doodad t'aich
    process when it be scheduled. Some kernel may also include some managa' o' da
    damn opuh'atin' system's address spaces in memory o' storage, sharin'
    dese-he'ah among all components an' otha' usa's o' da damn kernel's services.
    Some kernel's services be requested by otha' parts o' da damn opuh'atin' system
    o' by applicashun through some specified set o' rehab interfaces sometimes
    known as system calls.

    Becuz da code dat makes down da kernel be needed continuous-like, it be
    usual-like loaded into doodad storage in some arai dat be protected so's dat it
    aint gonna be overlaid wit' otha' less frequent-like 'esploited parts o' da
    damn opuh'atin' system.

    Da kernel aint t' be confused wit' da damn Basic Input/Output System (down low,
    B-I-O-fuckin'-S).

    Some kinda' kernels have been developed independent-like 4 'esploit in no
    opuh'atin' system dat be hankerin' t'esploit it. Right on! Some well-known
    'esample be da damn Mach kernel, developed at Carnegie-Mellon University, an'
    current-like 'esploited in some version o' da damn Linux opuh'atin' system 4
    Apple's Powermac doodads.

  16. Why why why? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Is this some evil plot by SCO? Why have we slashdotted kernel.org?? OH THE HUMANITY!!

  17. Re:New Kernel doesn't matter here. by deathcow · · Score: 5, Funny
    Love the idea!!

    Darl, doing 24 months hard time, runs into Bubba. -- Darl, meet Bubba, he's a 350 pound homosexual dominatrix, and absolute Linux fanatic. He also admins our prison Linux machines, I mean, ADMIN'D our Linux lab. You see, once SCO started charging Linux licenses, the warden ordered Bubba to remove all Linux and only allowed him to use Microsoft products.

  18. Re:Crypto API by iggymanz · · Score: 5, Funny

    It took some time to explain to the government that the "bad guys" already have access to strong encryption

    you must mean those damn Canadians

  19. Re:New Kernel doesn't matter here. by Zeriel · · Score: 2, Funny

    Obscure language nazi!

    Bubba can't be a dominatrix in prison, as they don't allow him to cross-dress. Dominatrix is a female-gendered form of dominator.

    Compare to aviator/aviatrix (which is now an archaic term, has been since the 50s)

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  20. other fixes by Trailer+Trash · · Score: 3, Funny

    Linux kernel. 2.4.22 was released early this morning and includes a lengthy list of fixes.

    all of which came from SCO's massive Pool of Intellectual Property.

  21. Re:Ultimate Oxymoron by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    No actually its, Microsoft Works.