Lizard Spit Helps Control Blood Sugar
m0smithslash writes "Over on Yahoo there is an article, Lizard Spit Drug Controls Diabetes, Cuts Weight which describes how 'Exenatide, an experimental diabetes drug derived from lizard saliva, not only controls patients' blood sugar levels but also cuts their weight.' I always thought it would be cool to have a pet lizard, and a vemonous one would be even better. Maybe I could save a lot of money on medications by just letting it bite me every so often. Of course here would also be a good place to put a plug in for not letting species go extinct."
Is it possible that there could be a sudden rush to buy up lizard spit as a lose weight fast scheme? I'm a bit on the heavy side (that's a conservative estimate) and weight reducing lizard spit sounds damn good to me. Who else?
The New Root Council, kickin' ass sinc
So much of what makes life interesting (spices, like cinnamon, nutmeg, etc.) are poisonous defenses that various plants have built up to protect themselves from insects and other animals.
This development reminds me of earlier uses for snake venom, which, used carefully, can help treat various ailments.
Likewise capsacin, that can be used as a topical anesthesia.
If you're looking to preserve food, treat pain, create hallucinations, and cure illness, look at the poisons!
"Provided by the management for your protection."
...I for one welcome our new lizard-based pharmacueticals!
Until now, I've always need coffee to wake me in the morning, plus taking an injection of insulin. Now I can become wide awake and manage the blood sugar at the same time!
[P stumbles groggily into the kitchen, rubbing sleep from his eyes.]
P: *mumble*
[As his arm brushes the kitchen counter, a LIZARD darts forward and bits him.]
LIZARD: *snap*
P: *mumb*-GAAAAAAH! What the FUCK was th- oh, the lizard. Right.
You cannot apply a technological solution to a sociological problem. (Edwards' Law)
The article says that the treatment is for type 2 Diabetics, I wonder if a type 1 diabetic like me could use the Lizard spit to take less injections, for example I take a Large dose of the Lantus 24 hour insulin to keep my base insulin levels up and I take humalog at meals, maybee I could replace the lantus dose with the Lizard spit derivative. Iether that or I just get a pet lizard and let it bite me on a daily basis and see how it goes ;)
--Im an oven mitt, not an engineer! (SLArbys Radio Commercial)
...and a vemonous one would be even better.
There are only 2 lizards with venom that is harmful to humans: the Gila Monster and it's cousin, the Mexican Beaded Lizard. They look similar. They have grooves in their teeth and when they byte, they grab onto their prey and shake it back and forth. This helps the venom slide down along the grooves in their teeth and into the wound.
If you really want a lizard that can byte, go for the Komodo Dragon. Of course, they can be over 10 ft long and might bite off parts of your body, but they're not venomous.
I live where the summers are hot and humid (Richmond, VA) and used to keep anoles (Anolis Carolinius, I think was the right name -- also called the American Chameleon) and during the summer, my family would let them out on the screen porch. They'd stay there the full summer, usually on the screens, but sleeping on the potted plants. We'd often see them when they saw a fly and would run up and grab it for a meal.
Lizzard spit and gin, and now that it's good for you, all the better.
When my wife mentioned this to me last night she noted that they were talking about Gila Monster spit. So yes, Venemous Lizards.
7 November 2006: The day Americans realized corruption and incompetence weren't addressing 11 September 2001
Maybe I could save a lot of money on medications by just letting it bite me every so often.
No, no need for pain. You just have to french kiss him once in a while.
So.... if I can inject the Gila Monster spit directly into my doughnuts, would I end up with an anorexic piece of cardboard flavored dough? That would be healthy, but tasteless, kinda like the whole concept of injecting lizard spit into anything other than lizard food IMHO.
"Sheep just follow the easiest path and run from scary noises and intimidating creatures." - Me
My mind still boggles at the story of Sharon Stone's husband: Honey, I got you a birthday present! Get in the cage with that dinosaur! Oh, and take your shoes off first!
What I'm listening to now on Pandora...
Make fun of lizard spit all you want, but this is welcomed news to those of us with Type II diabetes. It seems like most diabetes research (and current breakthrus) have revolved around Type1 diabetes. I for one am glad to see some development in this area. I do wish the article had more information though (but can't expect much from a Yahoo article). Does this mean with these injections, someone suffering from Type2 diabetes can go back and eat normal food? You don't know how much such an ailment can affect you. Not being able to drink a good Coke, or munch on a scrumptious chocolate bar (I was a chocoholic before being diagnosed with diabetes). Enquiring minds wanna know
It's better to burn out than to fade away
...the browser of choice for diabetics! ;-)
Sorry!
(Of course I realize all the above posts were funny, but I thought I'd state the obvious.)
Which brings up a point--when you isolate the chemical and purify it, how many liters of lizard saliva do you need for one dose? Maybe lizard ranching could be a growth industry!
Danke tres mucho, tovarishch.
Ready?
*SNXXXXxxxxxxxxxkkxkxkxkkxkxkxkxkxkxkx*
(Lameness Filter note: Before ya mod me as off-topic, look at my nickname.)
"Derp de derp."
Sounds like snake oil to me.
With reasonable men I will reason; with humane men I will plead; but to tyrants I will give no quarter. -- William Lloyd
In general, T1's have normal insulin sensitivity, just no (or little) insulin production. T2's generally have plenty of insulin (sometimes more than normal), just poor insulin sensitivity. This, like many T2 drugs, probably increases the sensitivity, which won't do much for a T1.
Certainly, type 2 diabetes is a growing epidemic with huge costs for all of us. The best guard against type 2 diabetes is a healthy lifestyle. There was an interesting study a few years ago that used intensive lifestyle modification intervention for people with high risk. Diet and exercise showed big effects on who progressed to type 2 diabetes. Accomplishing such lifestyle changes on a big scale is extremely challenging, though.
After looking, the Finnish Diabetes Prevention Study is the one I read about.
As for people who already have type 2 diabetes, I do not know how much such lifestyle interventions can help.
If you want to learn more about them or their medicines I suggest checking their website www.amylin.com or check out the Yahoo! finance msg. board. Gotta wade through the typical signal/noise ratio on Yahoo, but there are quite a few intelligent posts that make it to that board.
100 REM PISS OFF CODE FASCISTS 200 GOTO 100
How does the drug work? Does it increase insulin release? Does it increase insulin sensitivity? Does it reduce glucose release into the blood? The article is very lacking for basic drug information.
Next thing you'll be knocking the benefits of Garnie's monkey-phlegm anti-wrinkle cream.
NT
As we can see, God has a plan for every living creature on His Earth. You can't explain it any other way. This is no "evolutionary" accident, friends, it is intentional, and I believe there are many more such hidden treasures left for us by God to discover.
people are so grossed out after french kissing the lizard that they don't want to eat.
That's right. Apparrently it is in the genetic interest of Komodo dragons as a species to increase the number of dead or dying prey animals in the environment whether or not the original predating individual benefits directly.
If you are a creationist, please ignore this post as komodo dragons, being large lizards, don't have to exist for you.
All things in moderation; including moderation
I believe, actually, the Komodo dragon stalks the wounded prey for a day or two. The infection sets in quickly enough (and it's not like they have busy schedules) that it's a practical form of attack.
What I'm listening to now on Pandora...
is probably enough to make anyone loose weight.
So would a lot of things, really. Maybe that's why so many Chinese folk are skinny, those herbal shops are scary. That's not a dig, I'm mostly Chinese, and, yes, I've had most of my fair share of weird herbal remedies.
effects. After taking it and eating a meal you are seized with an uncontrollable desire to strip naked, lie belly down on a flat rock and hiss menacingly at your family and friends if they get too close to you.
cheap labor conservatives - they want to keep you hungry enough to be thankful for minimum wage.