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Spammer Hangout's Membership Roster Left Exposed

MikeCapone writes "According to an article at Wired News, spammers feel the need to be part of a community too. The Bulk Club is one such community. A message on the site states that it offers, for a $20 monthly fee, a variety of how-to articles, spamming software, a members' message board area, and 300,000 FRESH e-mails/week. Unsurprisingly, the 'Law & Ethics' section is 'Members Only.' The good part is that, because of a glitch, the membership list of this charming organization was left exposed on the website."

76 of 691 comments (clear)

  1. Send them some mail by Dancin_Santa · · Score: 5, Funny

    Maybe they'd be interested in some anti-spam software.

    1. Re:Send them some mail by SYSS+Mouse · · Score: 3, Funny

      Every one of us should send them 10 e-mails each, preferably more, and we have lots of users.. MUHAHAHAHA

    2. Re:Send them some mail by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      You could forge the headers and change the Reply To address.

      Then constantly change the subject so that when they build a filter that blocks one type of email another can still go through.

      I bet that would work.

    3. Re:Send them some mail by FireBreathingDog · · Score: 5, Funny

      So forge it. Telnet into 25 and issue some commands:

      HELO litigation
      MAIL FROM: mike@michaelmoore.com
      RCPT TO: spammer1@spamscum.com
      RCPT TO: spammer2@spamscum.com
      RCPT TO: spammerX@spamscum.com
      DATA
      From: Mike
      To: Sleaze Buckets
      Subject: Decrease your penis size

      How would you like to buy some anti-spam software,
      JACKASS???

      .

    4. Re:Send them some mail by robogun · · Score: 4, Funny

      Easier to post the list to usenet, or make a geocities page and get it indexed on google. The idiots will be spamming themselves in notime.

  2. I have a solution by mao+che+minh · · Score: 5, Funny
    So, 150 spammers huh? I think I'll opt for the HK MP5. Each magazine can hold 32 bullets, which means I'll need 19 fully loaded magazines, or 192 bullets. I figure that I will need this much ammunition because in my zest filled murderous glee I am likely to waste at least four bullets on each spammer, since the intense joy that I will have while firing said bullets in their direction will cause me to miss at least 75% of the time. I think I will also make use of the 10mm automatic cartridges, which deliver up to twice the muzzle energy of the standard 9mm shell (I aim for optimal terminal effect).

    Make no mistake, my aim will prove true. I should have this whole "spam" ordeal cleared up by late September.

    *as a side note, it wouldn't hurt to sign up and learn how your enemy thinks, and how he employs his tactics. Before you gun him down like a dog in the street, that is.

    1. Re:I have a solution by Dorothy+86 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Why go with a low caliber MP5 when you can use This?

    2. Re:I have a solution by Guppy06 · · Score: 4, Funny

      "Make no mistake, my aim will prove true. I should have this whole "spam" ordeal cleared up by late September."

      And your name is Mao, hm?

      Hey, if they're the first people up against the wall when your revolution comes, sign me up! I'll even carry around a copy of your little red cook book!

    3. Re:I have a solution by jtheory · · Score: 4, Funny

      Why go with a low caliber MP5 when you can use This?

      Wow, is that thing really made by General Electric?
      Makes you wonder about the unspoken correlary to their motto, "we bring good things to life".

      --
      There are only 10 types of people: those who understand decimal, those who don't, and, uh, 8 other types I forget.
    4. Re:I have a solution by EverDense · · Score: 3, Funny

      Because using a Minigun on spammers would be like using SPEWS on spammers: too much collateral damage.

      --
      http://jesus.everdense.com/
    5. Re:I have a solution by quantaman · · Score: 3, Funny

      Why go with a low caliber MP5 when you can use This?

      I'm not a doctor or a weapons expert but my thought is that a low caliber weapon would be more likely to result in a lingering belly wound and in the end isn't that what really matters?

      --
      I stole this Sig
    6. Re:I have a solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Dude! Minigun *are* one of the good things in life.

    7. Re:I have a solution by Kufat · · Score: 5, Funny

      You can use the HK MP5 if you want, but I'm sure they'll listen to Reason.

    8. Re:I have a solution by sessamoid · · Score: 1, Funny
      Makes you wonder about the unspoken correlary to their motto, "we bring good things to life".

      "The bad things we bring to death."

      --
      "No, no, no. Don't tug on that. You never know what it might be attached to."
    9. Re:I have a solution by jschank · · Score: 2, Funny

      Yes, But they will need to be SILVER bullets. I ask you, can you afford that? Perhaps 600+ wooden stakes to the heart would be more effective.

    10. Re:I have a solution by iainl · · Score: 2, Funny

      Quality post sir. The thought of Reason(tm) being used on spammers has just made my morning.

      --
      "I Know You Are But What Am I?"
    11. Re:I have a solution by the+Man+in+Black · · Score: 4, Funny

      Massive kudos on the Stephenson quote.

      REASON
      version 1.0B7
      Gatling.type 3.mm hypervelocity railgun system
      Ng Security Industries, Inc.
      PRERELEASE VERSION-NOT FOR FIELD USE
      DO NOT TEST IN A POPULATED AREA

      - ULTIMA RATIO REGUM-

    12. Re:I have a solution by StormKrow · · Score: 2, Funny

      As the Germans said. "This method is too costly, and we need to find a cheaper method." "Mein Got, these brautvurst are giving me the worst gas...."... (...and history was made). Besides, shooting is too good for these people (spammers), and they should be made an example of. (***DISCLAIMER*** I in no way support the holocaust, this is for the purposes of satire and no insult is intended)

      --
      Who cares about the ozone layer?...thanks to CFC's I can write my name......IN CHEESE!!!
  3. What a disappointment: by Quixo-tastic · · Score: 5, Funny

    They're not /.ed yet. You call that clicking?

    1. Re:What a disappointment: by Saint+Aardvark · · Score: 5, Funny
      Oh, it's better now. BTW, responsible people do not do:

      bash-2.01 $ while [ true ] ; do wget -O - http://www.thebulkclub.com > /dev/null ; done
      That would be wrong.
    2. Re:What a disappointment: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      They're spammers. Two wrongs make a right.

    3. Re:What a disappointment: by Sierran · · Score: 5, Funny
      Hm. While I would *never* wish to disagree with an esteemed /. colleague, I might point out that while the above script is indeed effective at sucking up bandwidth, there's a more efficient answer! Perusing the website indicated shows that the front page is straight HTML, whereas - voila - the 'Benefits' page (http://www.thebulkclub.com/benefits.asp) is, as we can see, an ASP page. So why just look at a boring front page? Determine for yourself the BENEFITS of this organization, and give that poor IIS server a bit o' work to do.

      bash-2.01 $ while [ true ] ; do wget -O - http://www.thebulkclub.com/benefits.asp > /dev/null ; done

      --
      A hero is someone who knows when to run away. I am a hero. -Trent the Uncatchable
    4. Re:What a disappointment: by GooTi · · Score: 3, Funny
      Thanks for the polite warning.
      But we ALL know what you REALLY MEANT. You're just too shy to admit it, so I'll write it down for you:

      Oh, it's better now. BTW, responsible people do not do:

      for i in `seq 1 100` ; do wget -bq -O - http://www.thebulkclub.com/benefits.asp > /dev/null ; done

      And very responsible people don't even think about raising than 100 in an order of magnitude... that would be wrong!

    5. Re:What a disappointment: by Istealmymusic · · Score: 5, Funny

      Why only fetch the FIRST PAGE? Fetch them all!

      wget -r -nd --delete-after http://www.thebulkclub.com/

      --
      "The lesson to be learned is not to take the comments on slashdot too literally." --Vinnie Falco, BearShare
    6. Re:What a disappointment: by Saint+Aardvark · · Score: 4, Funny

      Truly, you are the better Slashdotter. I bow to your greatness, and I am arranging the transfer of my karma to your Swiss Slashdot account. :-)

    7. Re:What a disappointment: by digidave · · Score: 4, Funny

      What does that do? I put it in my console and it didn't do anything. I'll leave it running for a few years just to be sure. I'd better try it on all the college computer labs, too, so I can verify any output.

      --
      The global economy is a great thing until you feel it locally.
    8. Re:What a disappointment: by Wog · · Score: 2, Funny

      So do three lefts.

    9. Re:What a disappointment: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny
      Actually, the following is more efficient (I would never do anything
      like this!):


      #!/usr/bin/perl -w
      use LWP::UserAgent;
      my $ua = new LWP::UserAgent;
      my $req = HTTP::Request->new ( 'POST' => 'http://http:/www.thebulkclub.com/maili
      nglist.as p');
      $req->content_type('application/x-www-form-u rlenco ded');
      while (1) {
      $f= ('Kill the spammer!'.rand); $f = $f . $f for 1..15;
      $req->content($f);
      $ua->request($req);
      }


    10. Re:What a disappointment: by jschank · · Score: 4, Funny

      Yeah, but 2 Wrights make and airplane.

  4. Haiku by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Agony, pain, burning, acid
    Slow death too good for spammer
    May spam penis shrink

  5. Well now... by The+Tyro · · Score: 3, Funny

    The shoe is on the other foot, isn't it? That was certainly a fortunate glitch.

    I wonder how the spammers feel now that their personal information and identity is being passed around the internet. I wonder if they are receiving "unsolicited" email.

    Muhahahah...

    --
    Even if a man chops off your hand with a sword, you still have two nice, sharp bones to stick in his eyes.
    1. Re:Well now... by Lord_Dweomer · · Score: 2, Funny
      " I wonder if they are receiving "unsolicited" email."

      I'd be much happier if they were receiving "unsolicited" bullets through their windows.

      --
      Buy Steampunk Clothing Online!
  6. Take a bite out of... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    "The good part is that, because of a glitch, the membership list of this charming organization was left exposed on the website."

    [The theme to Jaws starts playing]

  7. Naughty! by AndroidCat · · Score: 5, Funny

    You know, snooping around a spammers site looking for open files is really fighting abuse with abuse and .. *sporf!* I can't keep typing this without busting a gut! Bwahahaha!

    --
    One line blog. I hear that they're called Twitters now.
  8. It'd be deliciously ironic if ... by tessaiga · · Score: 5, Funny

    one of those ubiquitous email harvester bots ran into the exposed membership list :)

    --
    The bold print giveth, and the fine print taketh away ...
  9. Hypocrisy by splinterBR · · Score: 5, Funny

    Hey, I love their little notice:

    The Bulk Club does not promote any portion of this site via bulk email period. It is against our hosting providers terms of service to do so and we will not tolerate anyone who abuses these rules on our web site.

    The club for spammers hates spam???

    --
    Rooting for the yankees is like rooting for herpes.
  10. I can see them rewriting that page now:- by 56ker · · Score: 4, Funny

    FREE Email Account Companies YES
    FREE Autoresponder Companies YES
    FREE Online Storage Companies YES
    FREE URL Redirection Companies YES
    FREE Web Templates YES
    Able to withstand slashdotting NO

  11. But hey! by Geekenstein · · Score: 5, Funny

    That popup window says we can join their mailing list for FREE!

    *signs up his boss*

  12. Spam Nazis by Bishop923 · · Score: 4, Funny

    According to the Bulk Club's member roster, other subscribers include John Milton, an alias used by Davis Wolfgang Hawke, a former neo-Nazi who became a penis-pill spammer.

    Funny how the transition from Neo-Nazi to Spammer doesn't seem like much of a jump...

    1. Re:Spam Nazis by theoddball · · Score: 3, Funny
      "Spam Nazis."

      "I hate Spam Nazis."

      ...Drives 1974 Dodge Sedan across bridge, sending Spam Nazis jumping into river.

  13. oops by mao+che+minh · · Score: 5, Funny

    In my feverish anticipation of the hunt, I got my math wrong. You can see how anxious I am to get started on my righteous campaign.

  14. Shhhhhh. by niko9 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Be vewy vewy quiet, I'm hunting spammers.

  15. Wait... We found one of their hideouts? by Delphix · · Score: 0, Funny

    SLASHDOTTERS ATTACK!

  16. Re:If SPAM is so bad.. by SYSS+Mouse · · Score: 2, Funny

    Because they subscribe to this site for $20/month.

  17. I was refreshing about 100 times a second when... by Hiigara · · Score: 5, Funny

    This popup appeared.

    "The Bulk Club Mailing List
    Join our mailing list for FREE!

    Bulk Email Industry News Alerts
    Free Tips & Tricks
    Updated Bulk Club News
    and more..."

    Now how stupid do they think we are?

  18. But I've already got that list... by blueforce · · Score: 4, Funny

    I already have all of those email addresses - they're right there at the top of my emails......the "from" address right?

    --
    If you do what you always did, you get what you always got.
  19. what to do by alphax45 · · Score: 3, Funny

    Burning too goo for em,
    hanging's too good for em,
    they should be chopped up into itty bitty peices and burried alive!!
    Why don't we just throw "spam" at their houses till the give up? I'm sure the hot florida/california sun will make a great smelling house :)

    --
    K Man
  20. If the glitch is fixed.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    I have a copy of the entire member list if anyone wants it.

    Just email me at this address and I'll give yuo the information you want.

  21. Sadness: by HyperColor+Underware · · Score: 2, Funny

    When knowledge of guns comes from CounterStrike.

    OH MAN! I THINK I'LL USE THE DEAGLE!

    While crouching, I'll use a wallhack too, and I think I'll even use a aimbot! Those spammers won't know what hit them.

    I bet they can't bunnyhop.

    1. Re:Sadness: by EverDense · · Score: 4, Funny

      I bet they can't bunnyhop.

      Yeah, let's see if they can ROCKET JUMP. ;-)

      --
      http://jesus.everdense.com/
  22. for a $20 monthly fee... by H8X55 · · Score: 2, Funny

    for a $20 monthly fee, a variety of how-to articles, spamming software, a members' message board area, and 300,000 FRESH e-mails/week.

    ok, how much $$ to take me off all their lists?

  23. Re:Great quote: by Ichijo · · Score: 5, Funny
    I have never felt so good to be part of the Slashdot effect.
    I'm still waiting for someone to write a non-virus, volunteer-based DDOS client with a voting system.
    --
    Any sufficiently unpopular but cohesive argument is indistinguishable from trolling.
  24. Re:The disturbing thing is... by wirelessbuzzers · · Score: 1, Funny

    Yes. Spammers are really, really annoying. Lawyers who sue everyone and everything in sight are annoying, too. But excuse me for using an 18th-century speil, when everyone seems to be treating the spam problem like it's some fucking witch-hunt.

    Jokes about the number of bullets you need for these spammers/lawyers are not funny. They are offensive, and not only to spammers and lawyers (for instance, me). We need to talk about 21st century ways to solve these problems (you know, better laws, improved protocol design) instead of hating the people who exploit them.

    I'm not a spammer. I don't sympathize with spammers, especially after my little sister got porn-spammed out of her first email account. But the way you talk about these people is appalling.

    --
    I hereby place the above post in the public domain.
  25. I'm suprised it's so active by banky · · Score: 5, Funny

    After all, The First Rule of Bulk Club is, You do not talk about Bulk Club.

    --
    ZOMG I WOULD LOVE TO KNOW ABOUT YOUR FEELINGS ON MACINTOSH VERSUS WINDOWS, VI VERSUS EMACS, AND HOW YOU'RE NOT A DORK
  26. Wow, this guy gets better.... by notque · · Score: 2, Funny

    This message was posted by Bruce Amidon, posted on August 24, 2002 at 17:17:34 coming from

    Hey, friends, I've found this awesome GET RICH QUICK scheme that actually works and is legal. You might have thought that get rich quick schemes are all fake and in fact most of them are but there are a few that actually work and I'm lucky enough to have found one that has made me lots of money in no time at all. I'm sending this email 2 you as a friend 2 help you out in your financial problems and so more people can get into this great offer.
    Few good points:
    Can make up to $20,000 to $50,000 in 4 to 6 weeks if done correctly.
    It is perfectly LEGAL because everyone that joins comes out on top.
    100% guaranteed that you will make more money out of it that you put into it.
    Make thousands of dollars within weeks with only an initial investment of $6.
    So EASY to do that a 4 year old child could become rich.
    Uses an simple secure internet account called Paypal that takes only seconds to join and seconds to get you started instead of the time and effort it takes to send it by post.
    JOIN Paypal at https://www.paypal.com/cgi-bin/webscr?cmd=_registr ation-run
    I've actually taken the 10 minutes it requires to join this wacky bunch of optimists and I'm hoping that there are others out there who will spare the change to try this and want to see the same results.
    "I found this on a bulletin board and decided to try it. A little while back, I was browsing through news groups and came across an article similar to this that said you could make thousands of dollars within weeks with only an initial investment of $6.00! So I thought, "Yeah right, this must be a scam", but like most of us, I was curious, so I kept reading. Anyway, it said that you send $1.00 to each of the 6 email addresses stated in the article. You then place your name and address in the bottom of the list at the #6th position and email it to as many people as possible, advertise this page in as many ways possible, also post this message with your email address in the list and post it in at least 200 newsgroups. (There are thousands) No catch, that was it. So after thinking it over, and talking to a few people first, I thought about trying it. I figured "what have I got to lose except $6.00, right?" Then I invested the measly $6.00. Well GUESS WHAT!!... Within a days, I started getting money coming into my Pay Pal account! https://www.paypal.com/cgi-bin/webscr?cmd=_registr ation-run. I was shocked! I figured it would end soon, but the money just kept coming in. In my first week, I made about $25.00 that means 25 people joined the group after they seen my posted messages to them. By the end of the second week I had made a total of over $1000.00! In the third week I had over $10,000.00 and it's still growing. This is now my fourth week and I have made a total of just over $42,000.00 and it's still coming in rapidly. It's certainly worth $6.00, and the 5 seconds it took to join Paypal https://www.paypal.com/cgi-bin/webscr?cmd=_registr ation-run , I have spent more than that on the lottery!
    Let me tell you how this works and most importantly, why it works... Also, make sure you print a copy of this article NOW, so you can get the information off of it, as you need it. I promise you that if you follow the directions exactly, that you will start making more money than you thought possible by doing something so easy!
    Suggestion: Read this entire message carefully! (Print it out or download it.) Follow the simple directions and watch the money come in! It's easy. It's legal. And, your investment is only $6.00.
    IMPORTANT: This is not a rip-off; it is not indecent; it is not illegal; and it is virtually no risk- it really works! If all of the following instructions are adhered to, you will receive extraordinary dividends.
    PLEASE NOTE: Please follows these directions EXACTLY, and $50,000 or more can be yours in 20 to 60 days. This program remains successful because of the honesty and

    --
    http://use.perl.org
  27. Excuse me, did any notice... by UncleRage · · Score: 2, Funny

    From the "Join the Fun" page:

    Please Note: Let us reassure you that none of this information will be shared with anyone outside of our company. Members or No Members, your contact information will remain solely in our hands.

    Doesn't say much for conviction of one's trade, does it?

    --
    #SickNotWeak
  28. Re:Whois Search by PCM2 · · Score: 3, Funny

    Funny ... at least once upon a time, 666-6666 in San Francisco got you the Jesuits.

    --
    Breakfast served all day!
  29. Bulk Club needs some marketing? by DotDotSlasher · · Score: 2, Funny

    Please Note The Bulk Club does not promote any portion of this site via bulk email period. It is against our hosting providers terms of service to do so and we will not tolerate anyone who abuses these rules on our web site.

    Perhaps someone with some mail-blasting software could send a few million e-mail messages, telling people how great it would be to join this website.

  30. Born under a bad sig by Attaturk · · Score: 2, Funny

    I'm devastated. Jimi Hendrix is on the list. First they tell me he's dead, and now they tell me he's a spammer. I guess he went to hell and that's where they taught him how to spam. Tragic.
    Oh and I wonder how stealthy "stealth man" is feeling right now. Heh. Hehehe.

  31. Whois by ruiner13 · · Score: 2, Funny
    Funny how their phone prefix is 666... wonder if that is real?
    Organization:
    The Bulk Club LLC
    The Bulk Club LLC The Bulk Club LLC
    3867 W. Market St #272
    Akron, OH 44333
    US
    Phone: 330-666-7625
    Email: aumaninc@hotmail.com

    [...]

    DNS servers:

    NS2.ITBRAZIL.COM 216.162.103.31
    NS0000.4ADMINS.COM 202.54.192.205
    NS5.4AMDNS.COM 203.199.3113.19
    --

    today is spelling optional day.

  32. Re:Great quote: by minion · · Score: 2, Funny

    I think this is a great time to employ that new, low-bandwidth DDOS technique recently discussed on slashdot.

    --

    -- If we don't stand up for our rights, now, there will be no right to stand up for them later.
  33. Ha ha! Time to make funny! by Doomdark · · Score: 2, Funny
    *cough* *hesitate*

    Ok, here goes...

    I, for one, welcome our new ubergeek scripting overlord!

    --
    I like paying taxes. With them I buy civilization -- Oliver Wendell Holmes
  34. Ouch by theolein · · Score: 2, Funny

    In the linked article on the wired site to the ex-neonazi pushing penis pills, it claimed that 6000 people casually gave their credit card details over a non secure link to a site with no contact address or telephone number. Given this level of stupidity, I can actually see the value of spamming.

    Off to start my own business: Auto-Wank, the sucker for suckers! :O

  35. Re:Oh ho ho! by ruprechtjones · · Score: 2, Funny

    I hope he likes pizza.





    And porn subscriptions...

    --
    Kip Hawley is an idiot.
  36. Because...most of them are restricted.... by numbski · · Score: 2, Funny

    So, what the wise thing to do is to take the best of all of the above:

    while [ true ]; do wget -r -nd --user-agent=ALLYOURSPAMARESUCKY http://www.thebulkclub.com/benefits.asp > /dev/null; done

    --

    Karma: Chameleon (mostly due to the fact that you come and go).

  37. Re:I was refreshing about 100 times a second when. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny
    Now how stupid do they think we are?

    Stupid enough to have JavaScript enabled in your browser?

  38. Re:delete button a few times? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny
    Just wanted to mention that I found the subject combined with your user name highly amusing.

    I should probably get out more.

  39. Sue Slashdot! by alexborges · · Score: 4, Funny

    C. No one will give you back the time that SPAM has wasted in your life.


    Who will pay me for the time slashdot has wasted in my life?

    --
    NO SIG
    1. Re:Sue Slashdot! by wagemonkey · · Score: 2, Funny
      C. No one will give you back the time that SPAM has wasted in your life.

      Who will pay me for the time slashdot has wasted in my life?

      No-one, you opted in user #313924 :-)
  40. Apache Benchmark by CapS · · Score: 4, Funny
    You may also not want to recommend people use a web server benchmarking tool (such as Apache Benchmark, which comes on Mac OS X and most Linux distros, probably available for Windows):
    ab -c 60 -n 50000 http://www.thebulkclub.com/benefits.asp
    Running this will send 60 requests at a time for 50000 times. Since the benchmarking tool is used for testing the performance of web servers, it really taxes them; doing this can really slow down a web server, so I wouldn't recommend doing it. I also wouldn't recommend making either of those numbers larger.
  41. Major assignment for the year by darnok · · Score: 5, Funny

    It's a slow, quiet day - one of those where the afternoon drags on and on and on - so I log into Slashdot.

    Bingo! A gaggle of spammers exposed to the public eye! I start scrolling through the discussion, my heart filled with glee at the wizard japes my fellow /.'ers will be indulging in at this very moment.

    Bzzzt! All that's there is several variations on a wget script, pointers to a few last-known home addresses, pointers to lists of users etc. All good, solid work, but nothing that's going to get you bonus marks.

    Students, here's your work assignment for the next 30 minutes: I want to see Slashdot subjects like "Their hosting service has now lost power", "Just sent 50 tonnes of dung to this guy's home address", "Just ordered 5000 pizzas sent to this guy's house", "Server is now engulfed in flame - I've seen it!", "This guy's credit history has now been destroyed", "Hosting computer room now under 18 inches of water", and so on.

    This assignment will form a SIGNIFICANT component of your end-of-year grade. Any references supplied will be checked; photographic evidence should be supplied where available.

    Thanks for your attention, and good luck in your endeavours

  42. Their index.html was pulled... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Did we brea...I mean thorougly test their site yet?

  43. Pizza! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Here's my contribution. Pizza places near Drew Auman's home at 113 Hunt Club Dr, Copley, OH, 44321-2759. They're probably closed right now, but somebody please please call and order tomorrow, and if you can camp nearby his house and video tape the parade of pizza guys, even better!

  44. Amazing. by Queuetue · · Score: 2, Funny

    I now get why spamming is so profitable - I may try it myself. If you use thier handly-dandy "power of numbers" calculator, you can see that:

    If I send a million mails for something that I make a 50 dollar markup on, I'm instantly 250k richer, in thier "worst" scenario!

    If I send the mail to a billion people instead, then I just made enough money so my great-great-great-great grandkids can retire.

    If I send it to 100 BILLION email addresses, then hey - I'm one of the richest men in the world. In fact, I may just generate a few hundred billion email addresses on this box right here, and send them all a mail.

    See you, suckers - I'm off to spam my way to the top!

  45. what harry potter would do by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Harry would take care of those spamming bastards. He'd whip out his wand, shag Cho Chang with it, and once it was covered with her love stank, he'd cast ALOHOMORA PORT 25 and POW!! that baby'd be wide open. Harry would use that dark arts kung-fu shit he knows to pump more spammer names into that friggin port than you could believe. And then POW!!! He'd click send and Hedwig his owl would fly over and shit right on every one of their heads 4000 friggin times in a single month.

  46. new page for them by babbage · · Score: 2, Funny

    Their site seems to be kaput. How said.

    Oh well, we all know they'll reconstitute themselves like the amoebas they are.

    Let's offer them a new home page for next time around.

    <h1>

    THE FIRST RULE OF SPAM CLUB is YOU DO NOT TALK ABOUT SPAM CLUB.
    </h1>

    <h1>

    THE SECOND RULE OF SPAM CLUB is YOU DO NOT TALK ABOUT SPAM CLUB.
    </h1>

    <h1>

    THE THIRD RULE OF SPAM CLUB is WHEN SOMEONE SAYS STOP OR GOES LIMP, THE SPAM CONTINUES.
    </h1>

    <h1>

    THE FOURTH RULE OF SPAM CLUB is ONLY TWO MILLION TARGETS IN A SPAM.
    </h1>

    <h1>

    THE FIFTH RULE is ONLY ONE SPAM AT A TIME. Just kidding!
    </h1>

    <h1>

    THE SIXTH RULE is NO SHIRT, NO SHOES
    </h1>

    <h1>

    THE SEVENTH RULE is SPAMS GO ON AS LONG AS THEY HAVE TO
    </h1>

    <h1>

    AND
    </h1>

    <h1>

    THE EIGHTH RULE is IF THIS IS YOUR FIRST NIGHT AT SPAM CLUB, YOU HAVE TO SPAM.
    </h1>

    They can just feel free to save that as their index.html if they want. :-)