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  1. Welcome!! on Designers Create Meat Eating Furniture · · Score: 0

    *obligatory* And I, for one, welcome our new robotic man-eating furniture overlords.

  2. Saved My Life on Video Games Linked To Reckless Driving · · Score: 1

    Videogames definitely help. My roommate and I played one of the burnouts for x-box for a few hours one night. Early the next morning while driving to work, I lost control of my jeep during a rainstorm while driving on an overpass. Thanks to my sweet drifting burnout skills, my instant response was to tap the brake, swing the rear end of my jeep into the wall to bounce off and straighten out. It worked like a charm. Had I not played for hours the night before, I think I would've wrecked, having never faced a loss of control on rain-slick pavement at 80 mph in real life.

  3. And I thought Alaska... on China To Connect Its High-Speed Rail To Europe · · Score: 1

    Would be the first to go. Obviously this is all a nefarious plot for China to set up troop-transport systems and invade Europe.

  4. Re:Males are not a population on Human Males Evolve At a Faster Pace Than Females · · Score: 1

    I hope you're a fan of women bringing you sammiches on Facebook. If not, you should be.

  5. Bad at Life? on Bad Driving May Have Genetic Basis · · Score: 1

    So, is it wrong to assume that this variant also makes a person inept at a variety of tasks? Working, shopping, cleaning, cooking--pretty much anything that presents more than a minuscule challenge to the brain?

  6. In other news... on 18% of Consumers Can't Tell HD From SD · · Score: 1

    18% of people in America were found to be utterly stupid.

  7. Re:True story on Cube House · · Score: 1

    The most important question--were you fired?

  8. What's wrong with the US on Giant International Fusion Reactor Draws Nearer · · Score: -1

    Not to be arrogant, but we're the greatest nation on earth. Build it here. :)

  9. What's more important? on 235,000 Fewer Programmers by 2015 · · Score: 3, Funny

    You know, based on all of these cock-eyed predictions, I think the most important thing to take out of this posting is that there's only a half-million people in Wyoming. Seriously, any slashdotters from Wyoming out there??

  10. Hold My Head In Shame on Bureau of Engraving and Printing Issues New US$20 · · Score: 2, Funny

    You know, I found I derived more enjoyment and satisfaction from the flash tutorial talking about the new bill than I'll ever enjoy from fondling the real money. *sigh*

  11. Hypocrisy on Spammer Hangout's Membership Roster Left Exposed · · Score: 5, Funny

    Hey, I love their little notice:

    The Bulk Club does not promote any portion of this site via bulk email period. It is against our hosting providers terms of service to do so and we will not tolerate anyone who abuses these rules on our web site.

    The club for spammers hates spam???

  12. Hot Tips for Slashdotters? on Wall Street Meat · · Score: 1

    Any hot tips/systematic methods to share with the slashdot crowd?

  13. Re:Lex Talionis is a morally bankrupt code on DOS Attack Via US Postal Service · · Score: 1

    I think in some cases eye for an eye isn't appropriate--for example, murdering a killer is going too easy on them--locked in a cell for a long-ass time is much crueler and more deserving. However, I agree with the previous poster: SPAM THE FUCK OUT OF THE SPAMMERS

  14. Re:64 + 128 + 256 + 16 + 224 + 64 + 512k.... on FreeBSD Looking for People with Lots of RAM · · Score: 1

    I've got to say it, I thought jokes were supposed to be funny?

  15. Nerd on A Title To Replace "Systems Administrator"? · · Score: 1

    I'm referred to by my friends as the resident computer nerd. We call the labs at school the "nerdery". I refer to my major--cs--as nerd studies. I think this is the best description for a layman because it's simple and funny. And yes, it will get you laid :).

  16. Re:Also in Southern IL early Monday morning on Hundreds Spot Fireballs In Colorado, Nearby States · · Score: 1

    4 years ago, I saw the same thing that has been described before--a green meteorite looking thing with a greenish-blue tail. A few friends and I were on the way home (we live in a rural town near Springfield, IL (Petersburg)). We thought it was fireworks, but the object, from the very first moment we saw it, had a tail trailing up. It disappeared beneath the tree line, but we couldn't tell how far away it was. Needless to say, we figured it was just some meteorite, but it was kind of freaky nonetheless.