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Joss Whedon's Firefly Coming To The Big Screen

lhouk281 writes "According to this article in the Hollywood Reporter, Universal is turning Firefly into a movie. Firefly lives!" This show deserved a chance to run a full season. If this comes out, I'll sure be there opening weekend.

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  1. GREAT NEWS! by bandy · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Firefly is a prime example of how Fox is populated by PHBs. Fabulous show, great concept .. and they show the episodes out of order and at random intervals so the audience just can't get into it. They could have capitalized on Farscape's cancellation [SciFi: A channel for SF fans run by PHBs], but nooooooooo!

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    1. Re:GREAT NEWS! by stratjakt · · Score: 0, Insightful

      Those same PHBs took a struggling bunch of stations that were showing nothing but syndicated reruns of Matlock and turned it into a major network with serious entertainment clout.

      They did that by taking chances on stuff like Married with Children and the Simpsons. They're still taking those gambles. They gambled their future on the notion that people would actually watch "Joe Millionaire" or "American Idol", and they were right.

      I may not like their programming (aside from Simpsons and Futurama), but I give props to Rupert Murdoch and his cronies' business skills.

      Compare to TNT/TBS/TNN/WB. How's Enterprise doing these days? You change your networks image again? Oh you're the man network now, OK, I still think of you as the Nashville Network, btw. And please, WB, give some more unknown black comics their own sitcoms - we cant get enough of those crazy black folks. These are all Fox-wannabe's who just cant pull it off. TBS and TNN wouldnt exist if they didn't have WWE contracts. Anyways, that ends my offtopic rant.

      Firefly was not a good show.

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    2. Re:GREAT NEWS! by DCheesi · · Score: 4, Insightful

      A lot of the early shows which made them great wouldn't last one season if they premiered on Fox now. The frustrating thing is that Fox still greenlights these innovative projects, but then turns around and kills them in their infancy. It would almost be better if they didn't buy these concept-shows in the first place. Then we wouldn't be tortured with the might-have-beens; and maybe the good ones would find an audience on cable or syndication.

    3. Re:GREAT NEWS! by Scrameustache · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Firefly was not a good show.

      Just like that? No context, no explanation? What, your off topic rant about the crap that doesn't get cancelled is proof of that statement?

      Well then...

      You are not a good human being.

      P.S. Dear Moderator, get your finger off that "moderate" button and read his comment, then mine again. That's right, I'm using his own style to engage conversation. I want him to back his statement instead of riding an OT karma boost to pull a quick one with that lil' snippet.

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  2. A full season? by Rinikusu · · Score: 5, Insightful

    My god, man. If "Everybody Loves Raymond" (lies! The title is a LIE! I hate that fucking show) can go on for how long now?, then Firefly deserves a run at least as long as Buffy.

    But, what do you expect? Great show, great premise, nice twist on typical plotlines, great writing, great "settings", great girls er actors and actresses.. It had all the recipes to be axed.

    "Hey, this show is too good. Gotta give it the axe."

    Remember, America doesn't want quality. We want convenience and entertainment that doesn't require thinking. Hence, Jackass.

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    1. Re:A full season? by Rinikusu · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Man, don't apologize for how you think about things. Your perception and decisions are yours, so be proud of them. You don't like Firefly. I'm grown up enough to admit that Firefly isn't for everyone, just like Linux isn't for everyone. You know what I mean? But that's what makes the world go 'round: The little differences. You know, like how Quarter Pounders with Cheese are called "Royales w/cheese" in France, or how women don't shave their legs in Germany. So, stand up and be proud fellow geek! You're an individual!

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    2. Re:A full season? by Rude+Turnip · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Maybe you should get some fans together and petition a premium channel like HBO or Showtime to pick it up. Most of the series on those channels wouldn't last long on commercial "mainstream" (ie ignorant masses) TV, but they're perfect for smaller audiences willing to pay for quality.

  3. length of run by Frostalicious · · Score: 2, Insightful

    This show deserved a chance to run a full season.

    A full season? Don't be too generous now. Most good shows don't start to click until at least the 2nd season. Try watching first season next generation, or Seinfeld. It's so wooden it looks like the actors have underwear 3 sizes too small. I liked Firefly, but even if the network didn't, they should give it at least a couple of seasons to bring in some numbers. Even Enterprise is dumping, and they haven't given up on it yet.

  4. Re:Universal by RobotRunAmok · · Score: 4, Insightful

    lower costs to own a DVD?

    Are you kidding? With the exception of video games, DVDs represnt the best value in entertainment. What would *you* call a fair price to own a DVD?

  5. Let me get this straight... by Anita+Coney · · Score: 1, Insightful

    No one would watch the show when it was broadcast into the comfort of our living rooms for FREE. But yet we're going to run out and watch it at our local theater after paying high ticket prices.

    Heck, if it succeeds on the big screen, here's my vote for his next project: Flo the Motion Picture!

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  6. Re:It's Thursday.... by Erwos · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Perhaps I'm just misunderstanding the concept, but I was always under the impression that to "do" civil disobedience, you were supposed to do it in public, and get arrested for it.

    Just breaking the law because you don't like it is not quite the same thing, IMHO.

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  7. Different distribution method for an orphaned show by Gnaythan1 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    They should put shows like this on the internet, and charge a buck to download and/or stream each episode. At least then, the show can control its own destiny, and the fans can watch it any way they want to.

    Hell, I'd pay a buck an episode for it, even if they left the commercials in.

  8. Re:no good by jmelloy · · Score: 2, Insightful
    If you fly a spaceship to colonize a new planet, you will never have to drive a chuckwagon pulled by a team of horses to get across a babbling brook on that planet.
    Actually, I think this is completely legit. You're saying that stuffed in among food, animals, plants, clothing, and supplies, they're going to have cars and a full mechanics shop and industrial facility? Sure, you may have nifty tech to get to a planet on the edge of nowhere, but the planet is on the edge of nowhere. And it's not like Firefly didn't have both kinds of worlds -- there were bright, shiny, new worlds that were very sci-fi, and there were outlaw worlds, where the technology level hadn't gotten all the way back up to speed. Think of the Old West, or the Oregon Trail. Better technology where you came from, a modern knowledge of how to build things, but no industry where you're going. There's no room for modern amenities on account of the 1000 pounds of buffalo you need to carry back after one day of hunting.
  9. Re:no good by genkael · · Score: 2, Insightful

    How about an anthropology class?

    1) She was quite a bit more than just a prostitute, she was very well educated, well mannered and was not the top of the hierarchy.

    2) What if your ship breaks down, and you have no way of mining resources, economical constraints, and there is no incoming trade with your planet? Yes, wagons are a possibility.

    3) Ethnocentrism. Look it up.

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  10. Re:no good by Jonathan_S · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Prostitutes will never be the top females in the social hierarchy of any civilization.
    If you fly a spaceship to colonize a new planet, you will never have to drive a chuckwagon pulled by a team of horses to get across a babbling brook on that planet.

    First of all she wasn't exactly a prostitute, but more importantly a companion is not the "top female in the social hierarchy", yes she ranks better than the semi-criminal/black-market/smuggler crew running around in their obsolete junker of a spacecraft, but that isn't exactly way up the social chain.

    And second, depending on how you got to the planet you might well drive a chuckwagon pulled by a team of horses. Just because you got dropped off in a spaceship doesn't imply that you are rich, or that the spaceship deposited a set of modern machine tools with the colony.

    A planet could be colonized much like Australia, a place to dump people that aren't wanted in the parent society. With a low level of trading between the parent planet and the colony, there wouldn't be much ability to import needed items, and maintaining or building up a technological society from near scratch isn't easy. You need a lot of energy, which you don't necessarily have, a lot of raw materials, and some expensive machining tools to even get as far as the 19th century tech.

    The nice thing about horses and wagons is that horses are self reproducing, you don't need a tech base to fix them when they break or build new ones. And grass or hay is easier to get than petroleum, or electric generation, or fission/fusion. And wagons can be build and maintained with little more that basic hand word working tools.

  11. Not a good example by ilsie · · Score: 2, Insightful

    That's a clear indication that the studios have no respect for the viewers; why should I have any respect for them?

    Firefly the movie is being released by Universal, who bought the rights from Fox. So you can still not respect Fox and enjoy the Firefly movie.

    The only thing I'm worried about is whether or not Joss will have enough clout with the studio to make the movie HE wants, not the one that Universal wants. He has a track record of getting screwed over by Hollywood (albeit in the role of the writer, not as director.)

  12. Re:About time by Shagg · · Score: 2, Insightful

    "The women at work..."

    Dude, if you have enough women where you work to make a statistically valid statement, you're on the wrong website...


    This is the same person who also said...

    "I never watched it myself which means that most of the general population did not either"

    I don't think they understand what a "statistically valid statement" means.

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  13. Re:Good lord... by Frostalicious · · Score: 4, Insightful

    What the hell is a western and space fantasy doing on the same page?!

    Yeah, most westerns are about high adventure on the frontier of civilization. Whereas most sci-fi shows are about high adventure on the frontier of civilization. I don't see how they are compatible.

  14. Cancellations by electrichamster · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I'm beginning to get really pissed at the TV networks. I live in the UK, and as everyone knows, we get things late. First I spotted "The Lone Gunmen", which was a quality series, and was cancelled after only a few episodes. Mores the shame. Then my long time favourite Futurama got prematurely cancelled. Soon after I found that out, I discovered firefly showing for the first time on UK networks - then about two weeks later I found it had been cancelled. Pretty gutted. Now after reading through these comments, I see that "John Doe" has also been cancelled. That show has only just started to be advertised over here, it starts on Monday and I was really looking forward to it - and now I find it's been cancelled even before I've seen an episode. There is something very wrong at the TV networks, and if they don't get themselves sorted there's gonna be one hell of a backlash.

  15. Re:It's Thursday.... by Cleon · · Score: 3, Insightful

    The word for that is "cartel."

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  16. vote with your wallet by Scrameustache · · Score: 4, Insightful
    No one would watch the show when it was broadcast into the comfort of our living rooms for FREE.

    I watched it, but...
    I was willing to:
    • stay at home on friday nights to watch it.
    • spend the ENTIRE night watching FOX on mute absentmindedly (while killing time on the net) until it came on at 12:05am to then stay up until 1:05am to watch it.
    • spend the ENTIRE night watching FOX on mute absentmindedly (while killing time on the net) until it came on at 12:20am to then stay up until 1:20am to watch it.
    • Live with the frustration and disapointment of staying at home to watch it on friday night only to discover that its crap like Andromeda or Happy Gilmour that is playing in its time slot that week (sometimes with advance warning, sometimes not).
    • Stick to the show after having been promised in all the commercials all summer long that the first ep. would be the pilot featuring a Girl In A Box only to be shown ep2 in its place, with no girl-ina-box (the (quite excellent) pilot was the LAST show aired...go figure).
    • Watch episodes in first run OUT OF ORDER, seeing the "previously on firefly" segement showing something that was only seen the week after (and that completely fucked up the story, seeing as how important stuff had happen in the episode that they had not shown, screwing the viewer quite thouroughly).
    • endure the ads for Fox's crappy other shows during the commercial breaks.
    • etc


    Most people aren't THAT dedicated to a completly new show.

    And BTW, not only were people watching the show when it was on for free, but we also TOPPED OFF THE PREORDER LIMIT for the DVD in one day. Jeez, think about it for one second will ya...
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  17. Foxs and Nuthouses by fm6 · · Score: 2, Insightful
    They did that by taking chances on stuff like Married with Children and the Simpsons. They're still taking those gambles. They gambled their future on the notion that people would actually watch "Joe Millionaire" or "American Idol", and they were right.
    I once read an interview with the guys who created MwC. According to them, the network people gave them the same crap that destroys the originality in almost every creative or original TV show: "The characters should be more likeable. Al Bundy should have an interesting job." If they managed to get their concept on thei air, it's no thanks to anyone at Fox. Which, like all TV networks, has always been risk averse, and gets more so with time. If The Simpsons hadn't gotten good ratings from the very first episode, it'd been gone faster than you can say "Doooh!" And it sure as hell wouldn't have gotten on the air at all on the current Fox.

    And those other shows you mention: "gambled the future"? Where have you been? These are reality shows. The genre's been popular for a long time, and they cost a pittance (by Hollywood standards) to produce. Especially American Idol which is just a retread of a British show.

    I did think that Fox would give Firefly a decent change, mainly because Fox Entertainment is run by Gail Berman. Back when she was a studio person, she persuaded Whedon to turn Buffy into a TV series, and got him the backing to do it. But Buffy was relatively low-budget, and Firefly was very expensive indeed. I guess that made it a lot of enemies in the network, who begrudged the resources and air time for a show that would take a long time to find an audience, and that would probably not be profitable even when it did.

    It's sort of ironic that Whedon's turning Firefly into a movie. He passed up a chance to direct Ironman because he thought that he could have more creative freedom with a TV series. But after watching Buffy's pathetic whinding-down (and re-watching older episodes enough times to see their flaws), I have to think he's better off doing stories that can be told in one sitting.

    Not that it matters. I'm still a rabid fan, but I think Joss Whedon's 15 minutes is over. He tells good stories, but he sucks at the political and social negotiation you need to do to make a TV show or a movie.

  18. Re:I won't be there by IthnkImParanoid · · Score: 2, Insightful
    Wouldn't seeing the movie send the message to Fox (who, as others have mentioned, was responsible for cancelling the show and has no part in making the movie) that they lost a big time fan base, and therefore revenue stream, when they cancelled the show? I think it would send the message loudly and clearly that people want this sort of stuff.
    If they are not going to make a multi-year commitment, why should I?
    How is watching a TV show a multi-year commitment? I know how easy it is to get sucked in, but you have to recognize that if very few people end up enjoying the show as you do, or a writer/director/producer quits because they don't want to work on it anymore, the show might die.
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  19. Re:About time by Snaller · · Score: 2, Insightful

    But, I will tell you this... Women don't care about much other than reality-TV. I have to curtail my football watching so that my gf can tune into Temptation Island and Paradise Hotel. The women at work ONLY care about Paradise Hotel and the like.

    Except a large part of the Firefly fans ARE women. They loved the relationship stuff Whedon manages to throw in without the men noticing.

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  20. Re:Good lord... by kalidasa · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Umm, basically it was Cowboy Bebop with live action toys, good looking people, and Joss Whedon attitude.

  21. Dumb shallow people like that stuff by spun · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Men or women, it's the dumb gossipy types that love those shows. My gf hates them with a passion, considering them the worst form of tripe on the tube. Who wants to watch dumb, mean spirited deceitful people backstab each other? People who need to feel superior to someone, that's who. Men watch these things too, even straight men.

    As for Firefly, (desperately trying to keep on topic) I loved it. It was killed by a poor timeslot and lack of network support. I don't think they gave it a fair shot, but these days, if something's not an instant hit, networks just can it and bring in a midseason replacement. Originality is not their forte.

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  22. Re:About time by Black+Parrot · · Score: 2, Insightful


    > Except a large part of the Firefly fans ARE women. They loved the relationship stuff Whedon manages to throw in without the men noticing.

    It wasn't merely "Relationship" stuff: though the show was in the guise of a SF series in the guise of a western (or vice versa; I never figured that out), what it was really about was the characters and their interactions. That may not push everyones' buttons, and it demanded a lot more mental investment from the viewer than the standard captain-gets-in-a-jam-and-then-out fare that you expect from SF television, but in some ways it really was a very sophisticated show as compared to, say, Star Trek.

    If you watch much SF TV you'll notice that all the plot-based series are really in a rut. How many shows have you seen with the tired old stuck-in-a-time-loop plot? It was high time someone tried a different approach, and IMO it's a damn shame it didn't work out better. I think if FAUX had managed it better and given it time to grow it would have generated a large and very loyal fan base for that very reason.

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  23. The Mechanic chick was mad hot by tekrat · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Whatever her name was. The engineer of the ship, the cute blonde with a wrench in her hands and slightly greasy face, she was crazy cute! Keep her for the movie! I'd watch two hours of just her, thanks, you don't even need the rest of the crew, although the crazy sister character was pretty interesting, and the fact that the pilot and first officer were married.

    Actually, now that I think about it, the whole show was rather good, well cast, good acting, decent plots, and some very witty dialogue.

    Overall, a pretty decent show. Where do I go to order that DVD again?

    Anyhow, the mechanic chick was really cute, did I say that?

    Firefly ruelezzz....

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