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Using GPS To Prevent Train Crashes In India
dave420 writes "The BBC has an article outlining plans in India to use GPS technology to alert train drivers of obstructions on the tracks, automatically stopping the train if the driver fails to take action. This sounds like a good use of cheaply-available technology to provide a safer train network."
I could see where this could come in handy! The last thing ANY Indian would want to happen is to hit a cow wandering over the train tracks.
The Indian Programmers Assosication (IPA) is getting worried that some of it's jobs might go overseas to countries that manage GPS satellites.
when the human is their to make sure the computer is being alert.
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Yeah, but for any stolen or hijacked trains couldn't you just follow their tracks? :)
So the trains have a GPS doohicky in 'em, alright. And ya say that there doohicky can stop the train if the driver doesn't? Okeydokey.
And so you're sayin' I could sit next to the tracks and stop trains with the WiFi card in my Zaurus? Neat-o.
Saves having to follow the schedule!
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Do the boulders have GPS too?
Maybe Gilette can offload some of their old RFID tags that they used to use!
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What in Indian culture prevents Indian society from developing into a modern society?
;-)
In Hindi, the word for tommorow is the same as yesterday
Talking about trains always reminds me of my uncle Earl. Back in the day Earl took his test to become a train conductor since he loved trains so much.
It got to the oral part of the test and the proctor asked Earl "You have a northbound train running at 38 MPH and a southbound train on the same track running at 42 MPH. The trains are 6 miles from each other. Who do you call first to report this to?
Earl perked right up "I'll call my nephew imag0, of course!"
The proctor was puzzled and asked "Why would would call your nephew?"
"'Cause he's never seen a trainwreck before!"
They are big steel wedges which smash the cow out of the way of the train, pulverizing it to death.
Somebody who considers cows sacred just might have a problem with this, and apply the breaks. That was the point the original poster was trying to make.
Is this also a bad time to tell you about the Easter Bunny?
Jane Curtain: Uh. Emily, I think the report was talking about GPS. You know, Global Positioning Systems? Those satellites that help you know where you are all the time?
Emily Litella: Oh... Never mind!
Information wants to be anthropomorphized.
I'm an Indian train driver, you insensitive clod!
The above post raises a good point. The problem I've experiences with Indian trains is the tendency of Indians to sing, dance, flirt, and generally arrange large musical dance numbers, all carried out on the rooftops of moving trains. The stations aren't much better, teary-eyed men are constantly watching their true loves head back to the village to get an arranged marriage to some brute.
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Hire Muslims who are not adverse to runing over the damm cow on the tracks.