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Star Wars Kid & Episode III?
samsarajr writes "Many of you would have seen that homemade yet ever so embarressing video of 15 Year old Ghyslain jumping around with a pretend lightsabre.
Well - he's back and I think we all agree that Lucas should put the kid with the lightsabre into Star Wars III." I tell you this is the story that just won't die. But in all fairness, some of those re-edits were hysterical.
That would really improve the quality of the new series!
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I hear he's going to be cast as Jar-Jar Binks.
I think we all agree that Lucas should put the kid with the lightsabre into Star Wars III.
As what? Anakin's metabolically-challenged clone?
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Won't the majority of Jedi be killed off in EpIII? Doesn't that imply that the SWK will die a horrible death? How will this make him feel better?
... but was i the only one that got really frustrated because there were only .wmw versions of the starwarskid movies around?
Yes. Yes you were.
Let him be the one to take the head of jarjar
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I think it's pretty likely that he'll get a place in Star Wars 3. I mean, he's got about as much talent as anybody else in it.
I'm just waiting for the action figures!
I find your lack of faith ... disturbing.
from the to-stupid-for-words dept.
Right...
Uttering logically derived and empirically supported truths to the disciples of the orthodox establishment.
I admit that I am not really familiar with the story... but if he is 15 and overweight, when "Star Wars kid" is a big, big improvement over *any* nickname he originally had.
Much anger I sense in this one. Ready for the Jedi, he is not.
> Makes me wonder about the validity of those porn sites whose angle is "we fooled these girls to have sex then put the pics on the Internet against their wishes."
OMG, good point! I'm gonna ask for my subscription money back!
They should cast him as Anakin's long lost brother, Fatakin.
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Well, I dunno, someone told me the word "gullible" was removed from the dictionary, and I reached for my Webster's...
Or maybe a young Porkins?
And I've got a feeling a 15 year old kid can't file a lawsuit in Canada.
You really have to wonder just what kind of example his parents are setting for him: someone hurts your feelings, let's sue!
Maybe the kid is being groomed for CEO of SCO.
Endless arguments over trivial contradictions in books written by ignorant savages to explain thunder in the dark.
He could have started up a dot.com gone public and cashed out as a millionare.
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he can be storm trooper #12983
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They should ask Johnny Knoxville.
Crowd: The Star Wars kid! Show us the Star Wars kid!
Mother: Now you listen here! He's not the Star Wars kid, he's a very naughty boy! Now go away!
Crowd: Who are you?
Mother: I'm his mother, that's who!
Crowd Behold his mother! Behold his mother! Hail to thee, mother of Ghyslain! Blessed are thou, Hosanna! All praise to thee, now and always!
Mother: Well... Now don't think you can get around me like that! He's not coming out, and that's my final word! Now shove off!
An catholic priests are catholic priests... what's your point?
Perhaps of him flailing around with a double ended lightsaber and crashing into the walls like he does in his video! If he makes it in, I give him 1 week until its clipped, remixed, and put on the web all over again.
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Umm, a sentient being with an opinion.
Now for another daring expression of opinion: You're an ass.