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Berkeley Breathed Back in the Funnies

tetrad writes "Berkeley Breathed is creating a new Sunday comic strip, according to the Washington Post. The half-page comic strip will feature Opus the penguin from Breathed's Bloom County and Outland series, and will begin Nov. 23."

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  1. Re:fp by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Pear pimples for hairy fishnuts

  2. Opus! by windowpain · · Score: 4, Funny

    Opus flies again!

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    1. Re:Opus! by harley_frog · · Score: 5, Funny

      Sardine ice cream sundaes for everyone!

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    2. Re:Opus! by fubar1971 · · Score: 1, Funny

      Time to fire up the Banana 2000!

    3. Re:Opus! by banzai51 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Good Evening Mr. President. Shall we dust Moscow?

    4. Re:Opus! by John+Zebedee · · Score: 2, Funny

      Well, I suppose that lox up the fish jokes!

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  3. Breathed is back? by American+AC+in+Paris · · Score: 4, Funny
    I think I speak for all of Berkeley's loyal fans when I say:

    Ack! Thpppt!

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    1. Re:Breathed is back? by Sgt+York · · Score: 2, Funny
      And the most important feature of all....

      an OFF switch!

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    2. Re:Breathed is back? by banzai51 · · Score: 2, Funny

      I couldn't agree more. Where the hell is Milo? You'd think there would be a VH1 special on him now.

  4. Blech! by Democritus2 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Bill the Cat better be coming as well. "through the sewer slime and stinky, george bush is a twinkie" Originally written for the first George Bush, but should apply to this President as well. Horray!

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  5. I'm so happy..... by hetairoi · · Score: 5, Funny

    I'm taking the rest of the day off to go romp through a dandelion patch!

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  6. The most important question is... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Did Oliver Wendell Jones go the route of BananOSX or Bananux?

  7. But what about the banana pc 2000? by Choco-man · · Score: 1, Funny

    imagine a cluster of those! banana cluster..oh, never mind.

  8. Or... by JoeLinux · · Score: 4, Funny
  9. Ha! by revividus · · Score: 2, Funny
    Now who says BSD is d....

    Oh, wait. Wrong Berkeley.

    At any rate, I, for one, welcome our new penguin overlord.

  10. Re:Opus Comeback! by Odin's+Raven · · Score: 2, Funny
    [is there] still (somehow) enough interest out there to him to milk...?

    My first thought, being a long-time Breathed fan, was to reply with "Milk me, Berkeley Breathed, milk me with everything you've got!"

    Yet somehow, despite being a perfectly valid response on a syntactic level, I can't help thinking that I'd be violating at least half a dozen indecency laws... ;-)

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  11. Not gonna happen... by Dethboy · · Score: 1, Funny

    The Banana Jr. ran SCO code.

  12. Prayer Pimples for Hairy Fishnuts by mykepredko · · Score: 2, Funny

    Amazing, my impression was that Opus was a throw-away character but came into his own when the he was accosted somehow the term in the subject line came out of "Prayer Temples for Hare Krishnas".

    In any case, I'm halfway between wetting my pants with joy and cursing that somebody I thought went out with dignity has sold out. The cynical side of me wonders how much of the new strip was required for the Opus movie.

    Personally, I enjoyed "Outland" and thought it was a reasonable successor to "Bloom County" which had a stale feeling to it in its last year. So, maybe "Opus" is a logical evolution to the strip.

    In any case, I'll buy whatever local paper its in (even if its the "National Post").

    myke

  13. Oh Crap..... by bobdobbs3 · · Score: 2, Funny

    I loved Bloom County, but I'm worried that Berke Breathed is a harbinger for what the Chinese call "Interesting Times." Sky High Defense spending, Moron in the White House, tax cuts for the rich, deficits a go-go. Yep time to trot out Berke! Take cover!

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  14. The Vanishing Liberal by RevMike · · Score: 4, Funny
    Panel 1: Milo and the Major (a retired army major living in the boarding house) are standing in the meadow, dressed in hunting gear. The major is carrying a gun.

    Milo: What big game are we stalking today, Major?
    Major: Liberals. Check and see what the wildlife guide says about 'em.

    Panel 2:

    Milo: (reading form the guide) "The Vanishing Liberal: A beast which once thundered across the American Scene in mighty herds. Recently hunted to near extinction."
    Major: Gotta be one left around here somewheres... Try the Liberal Call, boy.

    Panel 3:

    Milo: (shouting) Welfare, Solar Power, No Nukes! ( a nearby bush rustles)

    Panel 4: A liberal with bushy hair and mustache, looking much like Reiner on "All in the Family", stands up from behind the bush.

    Liberal: No Nukes! No Nukes!

    Panel 5: The Major fires his gun at the liberal.

    Major: Gotcha!
    Liberal: Gun Control! Gun Control!

    Panel 6: Liberal can't be seen in tall grass.

    Milo: (to the reader) It's a shame.They're more fun than buffalo.
    Major: I think I wounded him!
    Liberal: Ow! Socialized Medicine! Socialized Medicine!

    1. Re:The Vanishing Liberal by JonKatzIsAnIdiot · · Score: 3, Funny

      Milo: (reading form the guide) "The Vanishing Liberal: A beast which once thundered across the American Scene in mighty herds. Recently hunted to near extinction.
      Must be an old guide. They seem to be all over the place now. They propagate like rabbits and they're harder to stamp out than cockroaches. Maybe we need to extend the season ...

  15. Well, not as such. by burgburgburg · · Score: 4, Funny
    I would say "Opus waddles again!" would be a more accurate statement.

    By the way, because a penguin is the symbol of Linux, this means that Darl is going require a $699 license for every Sunday's strip.

    1. Re:Well, not as such. by xkenny13 · · Score: 2, Funny

      So God I'd think you much more wise
      (and me much less a jerk)
      If only once, you might provide
      Some Penguin wings that work


      (more or less from memory)

  16. Dysfunctional Family Circus by Hoi+Polloi · · Score: 2, Funny

    I miss the "Dysfunctional Family Circus" website. It allowed people to brutally abuse FC comics that were missing the dialog. Something I must admit my brother and I liked to do.

    It was closed down when Bill Keane complained.

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  17. My absolute favorite Bloom County strip... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    My absolute favorite Bloom County strips were when...

    ...was when the girl (I forget her name) asked Opus, Bill and Milquetoast to take a long hard look at the one thing that gives their miserable male lives some meaning, and each one then pulls open the waistband of his underwear and stares at his own package.