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The Return of Apollo?

hpulley writes "Bell bottoms are back, the Stones are still touring and Time has a piece on how NASA's _new_ space vehicle may actually be the return of a very old friend, a highly modified and modernized version of the Apollo Space Capsule. Manned spacecraft might actually leave low earth orbit again! Initially they'd fly with Delta and Atlas but more powerful boosters could be developed. We could go to the Moon again, and perhaps to Mars but I'm getting ahead of myself. Does that mean the last 30 years of space flight have been for naught? Expensive steps backward?"

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  1. Re:Are you kidding me? by arth1 · · Score: 5, Funny
    Didn't they just come off of serious embarassment with the Columbia disaster and now they are going to re-instate 50-year-old technology?

    Just wait until you hear about their Icarus project.

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  2. Retro is in.... by banzai75 · · Score: 5, Funny

    First we bring back the Apple I, now Apollo. Please tell me disco isn't coming back too.

  3. What? by teamhasnoi · · Score: 4, Funny

    We've been to the moon? I thought Jonathan Frakes proved that it was a 40 billion dollar hoax!

  4. 50 year old bandwidth by mrtroy · · Score: 3, Funny

    In other news, the website reporting this releases their 50 year old bandwidth. Which is really slow because well, there wasnt the internet then.

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  5. Bad Decision by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Initially they'd fly with Delta

    Bad decision. They should fly with Southwest or Jet Blue.

    Avoid Delta. United too, for that matter.

  6. Disco by Tumbleweed · · Score: 3, Funny

    Disco never died - it always smelled that way.

    T-shirt in 22nd century: "Disco _still_ sucks." (from an old Omni magazine contest)

    1. Re:Disco by Soko · · Score: 4, Funny

      *Ahem*

      Can we embelish this a tad to add even more relevance, please?

      T-shirt in 22nd century: "DiSCO _still_ sucks." (origionally from an old Omni magazine contest)

      Soko

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  7. Apollo? Deltas? by Cerberus9 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Bell bottoms are back, the Stones are still touring and...

    Oh, wait. For a minute there I was expecting this apollo.

  8. The Return Of Apollo? by redtail1 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Great idea. The Rocky franchise bottomed out after Drago broke him in that exhibition. I foresee dozens of Rocky sequels featuring Apollo and other members of the undead...

  9. Two words by AtariAmarok · · Score: 4, Funny

    As long as it is a one-way ticket....two words:

    Lance Bass.

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  10. Late result by GoneGaryT · · Score: 3, Funny

    Saturn 5, Ariane 4.

  11. Re:Could someone please explain ... by Waffle+Iron · · Score: 3, Funny
    why this would be necessary when we already have the Eagles used on Moonbase Alpha? I mean, they were built more then four years ago and they're still going strong

    Call me a conspiracy theorist, but after recently reviewing the film footage from Moonbase Alpha, I've joined the group of people who believe that the whole thing was a hoax.

    I'd love it just as much as the next guy if our government really had built a moonbase, and Eagles, and everything else back in 1999. However, if you carefully look at the coverage of the events at the moonbase, there are just too many inconsistencies that can't be explained away: Serious violations of physics; handwaving passing for engineering; predictable news stories that seem contrived; people with stilted behaviours (as if they were bad actors) who wear clothes that have never been in fashion; images that just basically look faked.

    I've read the websites that cast doubt on the whole scenario, and I have to say that I agree with what they're saying. Until somebody shows me some real compelling proof, I highly doubt that any of that stuff actually existed.

  12. Re:Why not? by tinrobot · · Score: 4, Funny

    Well, they used to send an aircraft carrier loaded with about 5000 sailors and various support ships just to fish 3 people and a capsule the size of a Volkswagen out of the drink... that's pretty complicated and expensive.

    I say the capsule floats... why not just put an outboard motor on the thing and drive it home? You could do some fishing while you're at it...

    On second thought, maybe there's a solution somewhere in the middle.

  13. Re:Are you kidding me? by corebreech · · Score: 4, Funny

    Your multimillion dollar Boeing 777 aircraft still has windshield wipers.

    Yeah, but at least they're high enough off the ground so that those damn squeegee guys can't reach 'em.

  14. Space elevators? No thanks by AtariAmarok · · Score: 4, Funny

    You will agree with me the first time you get on one and find out that the jerk who got off on the previous floor pressed all 677,803 floor buttons on the way out.

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  15. Re:Are you kidding me? by fenix+down · · Score: 3, Funny

    Like a space shuttle, only instead of reusable tiles they use ablative poorly-researched Greek mythology.

  16. Re:Yay! by stratjakt · · Score: 3, Funny

    I'm a big fan of capsules to go into space

    What a goofy turn of phrase.

    I picture you sitting there with a "Go Capsules!" pennant in one hand and a giant foam hand with #1 written on it on the other. Wearing one of those dual beer-can hats, your shirt off and "Appolo" in written in greasepaint across your beergut.

    I'm so fucking bored it isn't even funny.

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  17. Re:Apollo? Deltas? by breon.halling · · Score: 3, Funny

    Oh, wait. For a minute there I was expecting this Richard Hatch. =)

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