Products Seek Antiterrorism Certification
Makarand writes "According to ABCNews/Forbes, businesses with antiterrorism products for which they are unable to find insurers to provide
liability coverage are lining up to
seek the Homeland Security Department's
seal of approval. Products certified as antiterrorism products enjoy some protection
from liability suits and an official 'seal of approval', making them easier to sell. The Department has started
accepting applications for certification, many likely to come from technology companies such as Qualcomm, Unisys, and others, starting Sept. 1."
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So, if an app has the Holy Seal, it is trustworthy? Going to have interesting repercussions if said software gets hacked into, or a major exploit is found...or will they label that as an act of terrorism (since with The Seal, the software can not be liable.)
I've said it before and I'll say it again: Americans are crazy. Reminds me of when people were buying parachutes in case they had to jump out of office towers. The chances of anything happening to 99.99% of the American population is 0. Not a bad scam though.
Only one comment after the privileged Slashdot Subscribers have had their say? That tells me that there are about 3 subscribers!
Anyway... as a libertarian, I prefer certification to licensure. Certification toward the goal of anti-terrorism will likely help some software companies sell software to the government. It also may shed light on some requirements that woudln't necessarily be obvious were they not outlined in the cert requirements.
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Could I get certification for my gun? Nothing stops a terrorist faster, and not having to worry about all those pesky liabilities sure would put my trigger finger at ease.
What would be the standards used for this certification?
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Makes me wonder what sort of "protection from liability suits" these seals will get exactly. It may just be me, but I don't think antiterrorism products need this sort of freedom.
By letting ourselves drown in fear, we give the terrorists exactly what they want. To scare us. Stop talking about terrorists, stop saying everything is because of them, showing their faces. Do not live in terror, because then all is lost.
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i guess Unisys considers LZW an anti-terrorism compression algorithm....
"...businesses with antiterrorism products for which they are unable to find insurers to provide liability coverage are lining up to seek the Homeland Security Department's seal of approval."
One important side effect of this activity is that it legitimizes the Homeland Security Department. Any time faith and/or judgment are derived from an organization, it makes that organization more real, and more powerful. This is very similar to the idea of demonizing an enemy. If your enemy is vague and hard to define and hard to describe (Al Queda), then you need to find a figurehead to present to the people. It is hard to teach people to hate something vague, but it is much easier to hate a single person, e.g., Bin Laden or Sadam. (It is also very easy to talk about how certain types of people are evil, but I'm getting too far off topic with that.) In any event, as more companies and people talk about the homeland security department, the more power it will have, and the more money it will get.
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Is it because the Department of Homeland Security isn't even remotely qualified for that task?
Naw, couldn't be....
Who wants to bet me that MS gets this lame ass seal of approval on all their insecure, dangerous-to-national-security products? And of course, they won't be liable (federal pre-emption) for any damage their software actually causes. How clever.
Stupid people make stupid things profitable.
Microsoft needs to apply for a pro-terrorism certification. "This product meets or exceeds terrorist requirements for simple security loopholes: buffer overflows, insecure defaults, and more".
I for one would like to see Slashdot get certified as an anti-terrorist product.
Any 'pro-terrorist' website would be rendered useless after an article posting on the front page.
"Consider the marketing angle. "It will make it easier to sell," says Bryan Ware, chief executive of Digital Sandbox of Reston, Va., which has sold its terrorism risk-assessment software to the U.S. Department of Justice, among others."
This is one thing I find strange, and
"...wants its members' Internet services certified..."
I'm not so sure how this can be done. Software, interenet services, and telecommunications are all services that behave very differently from products. A company must continually stay on top of everything to provide reliable, safe, and er, I guess anti-terroristic (?) services. Sure, they could have some experts go through everything and put down a seal of approval, but if the company cuts back a little here and a little there, they could fall behind. I guess they want to push it for insurance purposes. Am I missing something here? Please correct me if I misread.
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So look out for that seal, kids: it's your guarantee the product is so dangerous the manufacturer couldn't get product liability insurance!
I should buy some cement.
"Certified to fight terrorism."
The way the word it, it sounds to me like those Tom Ridge puppeteers want to issue some letters of marques and reprisal is in THIS century!
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Heheh... just imagine "Counterstrike: Condition Zero" with "Department of Homeland Security Approved!" on the box... Hahah...
Homeland Security couldn't even say what caused the blackout in New York except that it wasn't terrorism. I, for one, will more likely avoid products with that seal on them instead of running to purchase them.
I hope Microsoft Windows is the first product to get certified since I find that it and Homeland Security have quite a bit in common (including the facts that neither does its advertised job and both hold enough power to quash anything that gets in their way)
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Will this program apply to individual developers as well as products? I think I could qualify because many people have told me that I'm certifiable.
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To use software and services that don't have the seal? Wouldn't you be supporting terrorism if you didn't use products the government approved?
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from the look-for-the-special-logo dept.
Maybe we should give sites that survive the Slashdot effect our own seal of approval... in the form of a 1600x1200 TIFF...
(Note: Yeah, I know: TIFFs don't work without a plugin. It's just funnier this way.)
The products may or may not help against terrorists. But, there's no way some seal of approval from the executive branch is going to stop lawyers from suing. Terrorists are relatively reasonable people in comparison to lawyers.
An Internet trade group representing Verizon Communications and other companies wants its members' Internet services certified because they play a "unique and pivotal role as a conduit for deployment of antiterrorism technologies."
My bet is that the certification requirement for internet services amounts to "We spy on our users."
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Consumers will soon start seeing "Homeland Security Department Recommended!" Stickers on products, and immediatly flock to those items. And, the Homeland Security Department won't be likely to issue more than one to similar products. This will result in decreased business for non certified companies, and result in a monopoly in anti-terrorist provisions.
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And why did you staple the trout to the RAM?
I hope Colt seeks approval for some of their .45 semi-autos. When confronted with terrorists, I can't think of anything else I'd rather have.
Well, besides my blankie and my mommy, anyway.
I think its funny how our culture has so rapidly changed in the last few years. Since the 2001 attack, you can practically get away with selling anything if you claim it makes you "safe" from "terrorism". Even the Bush Administration has used this war to repeatedly justify its misguided "War on Terror" campaigns and ominous "Homeland Security Department".
I personally think it is sad that America has let the terrorist win. Thanks to media and government hysteria, terrorists have become the "boogie man" that everyone seems to fear. In sustaining this hysteria, the US Government has created an environment where they can do practically anything as long as it is keeping the country "safe" from "terrorism".
The good news is that this environment is starting to slowly change. Some of the government's massive corruption is starting to get questioned by members of Congress. I think this marks the first steps in stopping the legacy of tyranny the Bush Administration has caused and restoring the values on which America was founded on.
-Valen
This is really fucked up. A Nazi-esque "Homeland Security" dept (sorry about breaking into your house, tapping your phone, seizing your property, and arresting you without a warrant, but Bob's girlfriend's roommate's secretary said you were a terrorist) in the gov't now is going to help select companies with their marketing? What in the FUCK is going on in this country? This makes Nazi Germany seem sane by comparison. Let's throw these fuckers out of the White House next election and return to some kind of sanity.
Seeing as that moron needs to come up with the 82 billion for his re-election campaign... errrr... I mean, war on terrorism. Now all they need to do is sell certification at a million dollars a piece to 82,000 companies!
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Sorry for the flamebait... this stuff, Bush at the top of the list, just get me pissed! If your a democrate... you may atleast find the idea funny !
If a company's software products were certified I bet everybody would be trying to prove the true weaknesses as fast as possible.
Would this essentially make those who perform the certification the next laughing stock?
Microsoft has shown us that declaring something secure doesn't mean that it actually is.
I certainly hope the certifying individuals have more capacity upstairs than the US patent office when it comes to understanding technology.
So I'm wondering how a Haz Mat suit is going to interfere with my tin foil hat?
One day, squirrels will come flying out of my ass. They too will be fighting terrorism.
Seriously, it's OK to sell crap, as long as you're fighting terrorism. It's OK to lockup innocents as long as you're fighting terrorism, it's OK to bomb Iraq as long as you're fighting terrorism. It's OK to bankrupt the economy as long as you're fighting terrorism. Next we should lock up 12-year olds to help with the fight on file sharers. They could also be terrorists.
The McCarthy era is back, in full force.
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Why does Bush go through all that trouble of voting these laws (anti-terrorism certification, regulation changes, ...) and everything. Why not just take 20% of the US taxes and give divide it among the thousands of companies that gave the most money to his campaign. I mean, it would be much simpler, much more transparent and he could have more vacation...
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... or do some of you see that there is a real problem with this "Unkie Sam label of acceptance".
A) Governments say which products are "ok". (this kinda made me cringe when I first considered it... because it could so be exploited.)
B) Consumers live with a false sense of security.
C) Terrorists attack the "safe" products first and leave the other ones alone.
D) Businesses that "pay up" get the seal, and those who don't... are considered second rate.
E) Products without the seal can use that as a defence against *any* form of liability. (ie: Caveat Emptor)
F) The seal idea indicates that the companies are currently not doing their best to protect us.
G) With a little tampering, the seal could be applied to any product as a fake.
Proof Anti-Terrorism required before purchase...
Call it what you want, but the Department of Homeland Security is the infrastructure for the inevitable police state the US is becoming... not now - but say 40 years from now.
Are we going to see Muslim detectors in the shops? "Spots a beard from up to one mile away!" Approved by Microsoft, because you don't get Unix/Linux people without beards.
Bring all your most dangerous products... you know, the ones you canned because your wussy legal department said you couldn't afford to release them on the market because well, it might chop off an arm or a leg... or blow little Timmy's face off... yeah, all those products!
For the right price, we'll slap our Homeland Security Seal on it, and little Timmy can go pound sand!
Sell your ill-designed, poorly thought-out, or just plain dangerous product with IMPUNITY!(And not just in the Third World anymore!)
That ought to give our economy the shot in the arm it needs!
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Jeez, people, do we have to repeat the whole 20th century again?
It seems to me that good-sounding policies underpinned by vague premises, broad (though justifiable) fear are symptomatic of a trend toward heavy, popular repression of some single group of people, chosen because they're an easy scapegoat. The next logical step would be global-scale ethnic cleansing, wouldn't it?
I have no interest in supporting terrorism in any form, but I worry that we'll embrace a cure worse than the disease by painting a people with too broad a brush.
Terrorists are animals, but let's not turn the tag into an easy way to lump a whole people into an easy-to-nuke corral.
Treating any group of people as objects is the first step toward the new Auschwitz.
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