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European Moon Mission Ready for Launch

merryprankster writes "Europe's first mission to the Moon is set for blast off from Kourou in French Guiana just after midnight, local time, on Sunday. SMART 1 will study the composition of lunar rock through X-ray observations. The probe uses a new solar electric propulsion system which converts solar energy its panels into motion via the expulsion of ions. Details at the ESA mission site."

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  1. The means of getting there is the best part by grub · · Score: 5, Funny

    The probe uses a new solar electric propulsion system which converts solar energy its panels into motion via the expulsion of ions.

    IMHO that is much more interesting than the mission itself. The less chemical fuel needed to get moving once in space could mean more room for payload.

    Beat the weenies to the punch:

    I, for one, welcome our new ion propelled masters!

    Imagine a beowulf cluster of these!

    Natalie Portman could fly one of these to my house anytime!

    The lengths people will go to to hurt the ego of chemical-rocket engineers!

    Chemical rockets, 70, found dead in their suburban home, truly an American icon.

    Obligatory goatse.cx link.

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    1. Re:The means of getting there is the best part by KingRamsis · · Score: 4, Funny

      MHO that is much more interesting than the mission itself. The less chemical fuel needed to get moving once in space could mean more room for payload.


      Excellent observation from you, this is a new cutting edge propulsion technique, I have been studying this for the last year, I ran across this site which hosts amateur experiments in this phenomena, the made a crude working anti-gravity device, so far there is no solid physical explanation to why it flies, some have theorized that it is ion wind, I was surprised that NASA patented this propulsion technique, I'm too lazy to dig up the link now.

    2. Re:The means of getting there is the best part by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny


      Yeah, and it's disgusting.
      My own grandfather died in Auschwitz, he got drunk and fell out of his guard tower.

    3. Re:The means of getting there is the best part by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Greetings,

      I don't understand any of your jokes. And what's so funny about the picture of a man with an wide open anus?

      A friend recommended I take a look at Slashdot.org. I did, and I won't be back.

  2. Hm by Gortbusters.org · · Score: 1, Funny

    To the moon Alice!

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  3. Re:Why so nationalistic? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    Why not collaborate with NASA instead of trying to re-invent the wheel?
    Because NASA's wheel is square.

  4. So it was the French... by Demodian · · Score: 2, Funny

    ... that launched the first Borg!

    e.g. "On its long trek through space the cube-shaped probe..."

  5. Re:Why so nationalistic? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    do you wheely think so?

  6. Finally we'll know by kesler · · Score: 3, Funny

    We'll know if the USA actually went to the moon or if that was just a hoax, unless this is a hoax as well. I guess this time I can break out my telescope.

  7. Re:Ion drive is cool, but... by sharkey · · Score: 5, Funny
    Sure the Ion drive is a really neat addition, but it's soooo slooooow.

    Well, they should add another one to the ship. Twin Ion Engine craft are pretty speedy, and highly manueverable as well.

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  8. Giant Trebuchet by rbabb · · Score: 2, Funny

    Wouldn't it just be easier to create a giant trebuchet and hurl the pod into space???? If anything it'd be a nifty Junkyard Wars project :)

  9. Re:Boy, will they be disappointed by leerpm · · Score: 3, Funny

    And all of Switzerland will breathe a sigh of relief, as what could have been the single biggest competitor to that lovely wholey Swiss cheese, turns out not to be after all.

  10. Re:Ion drive is cool, but... by Bishop923 · · Score: 3, Funny

    Sure they are highly maneuverable, but you pay for that with a complete lack of ray shielding. Hell, 2 full power blasts from an X-Wing and you are toast...

  11. Re:ION engines not really valid for short missions by gunnk · · Score: 2, Funny

    As long as there is a star in our Solar system, then SMART 1's mission can last a good while

    Unfortunately, however, our solar system contains only one star, meaning that solar powered engines lacked redundancy...

    (YES, that's a JOKE...)

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  12. Europe's FX industry coming of age by Pac · · Score: 2, Funny

    It was about time Europe get itself a special effects industry capable of faking lunar missions. The USA perfected this technology in the late sixties and look how profitable the American movie industry is now.

  13. My only question: by 955301 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Are they going to use the same stage sets that were used for the Apollo project? Seems like it would be important to look consistent.

    I hope they add some special effects, maybe some living rocks that shoot lasers, or holes in the surface that suck astronauts up in plumes of moon dust.

    I love sequels!

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  14. alien bases by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    finally, we get to look at the alien bases on the other side of the moon.

  15. Welcome to the 1960's. by jjp5421 · · Score: 2, Funny

    I hear they aren't really going, they are just using the USA's sound stage from the last "missions".

    --replacning tin foil hat.

  16. Re:Ion drive is cool, but... by CommieLib · · Score: 2, Funny

    Actually, Ion propulsion is faster. It just has much less tork, if I may use the analogy.

    Maybe so, but it's nothing required to the amount of Tork required to drive the last train to Clarksville.

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