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The Borg MegaCube

Alien54 writes "Paramount Pictures this week revealed plans to release a DVD box set containing every single episode of Star Trek: The Next Generation. Called the 'Borg Megacube', the box set will include all seven seasons of TNG across 48 discs, thus collecting all the individual DVD sets into one package. As the name implies, the set comes in the form of a Borg cube. Due out at the beginning of November..."

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  1. Lack Of Continuity Explanation pop-ups... by FatSean · · Score: 3, Funny

    I heard that there will be 'pop ups' on the screen. You press 'enter' and text will explain why this episode contradicts other episodes...

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  2. More ST stuff! by mr.henry · · Score: 4, Funny

    Paramount should market some 'Starfleet Lube' that fans can buy to ease the pain of merchandise-related anal rape. Berman personally tested it out on Brannon Braga.

  3. Somewhere in the night by Exiler · · Score: 2, Funny

    the nerd's collective personal hygine screams

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  4. Resistance is Futile by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    You will be Slashdotted.

  5. Lots of Currency by CGP314 · · Score: 4, Funny

    With 48 discs I'm sure it would take the combined financial resources of the collective to purchase the set.

  6. Let me know by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    when I can get it on Kazaa. Preferably as a single zip.

    1. Re:Let me know by brainthought · · Score: 2, Funny

      "...when I can get it on Kazaa..."

      This would make it the Orion Pirate edition I believe...

  7. Perfect Story by CGP314 · · Score: 4, Funny

    What a perfect story for those reading slashdot on a Saturday night instead of going out.

    Err...

    Excluding myself.

  8. This is excellent by borius · · Score: 2, Funny

    As a big Star Trek fan I can only like this. How much it will cost though? As a piss poor high school student (spends all money on music instruments) my budget is limited for stuff that can be... er.. acquired for free if need be.

    Btw, where are all the usual jokes? "Imagine a Beowulf cluster of Borg cubes?, "SCO has prior art", "CowboyNeal lives in my Borg cube", "In Soviet Russia Star Trek episodes watch you" etc etc.

  9. Re:Storage... by herko_cl · · Score: 2, Funny

    " full DVD capacity (4-sided recording..."(Emphasis mine)
    No wonder it's called The Next Generation! <grin />

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  10. Re:Regional encoding strikes again by Sirch · · Score: 2, Funny
    "The Borg Megacube is currently scheduled to hit stories in Region 2 (Europe) on November 3, 2003..."

    Those darn news sites, with their region-encoded text... good thing I cracked my browser so I can read Region 1 stories...
  11. cbb by meeotch · · Score: 3, Funny
    Mod me down (or up) for typical Slashdot carping, but the packaging looks pretty weak. I was expecting some sort of detailed plasitc model, not just a painted box. For 750 bucks I think I'd rather have a hooker.

    o.k. o.k., fine - a hooker dressed up as Seven of Nine. Sheesh!

    mitch

  12. You all can thank me... by Shaheen · · Score: 2, Funny

    See, they announced this box set right after I completed my collection of the single season releases.

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  13. Re:article text in case of /.ing by Alien54 · · Score: 2, Funny
    Imagine the poor guys running or hosting www.dvddebate.com - probably out enjoying the sunshine. What could possible go wrong, especially on the weekend? Suddenly the pager rings...

    "Did you notice the smoke pouring out of the server?"

    "What smoke pouring out of the server?"

    [insert blood curdling scream here]

    Actually their content seems half decent

    Let's see the last bit of that tracer route:


    16 213.206.159.146 148.576 ms sle-rack-1-0.sprintlink.net
    17 212.100.227.18 148.589 ms vl130.aggr1.lon.rackspace.net (DNS error) [AS15395] Rackspace UK
    18 212.100.226.100 148.547 ms server2.architec.co.uk [AS15395] Rackspace UK

    Well, the server page claims they are doing fine ... ;-)

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  14. Even The Good Book Has This Issue by horati0 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Flanders: Why me, Lord? Where have I gone wrong? I've always been nice to people. I don't drink or dance or swear. I've even kept Kosher just to be on the safe side. I've done everything the bible says, even the stuff that contradicts the other stuff!

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  15. Symbolic Gesture. by Executive+Override · · Score: 4, Funny

    Someone should buy one, set it on a metal plate or in a trash can, set it on fire, tape it while it burns, and put it on the Internet so Trekkies can feel the horror people who like good sci-fi feel when they watch Star Trek, specially Next Generation.

    1. Re:Symbolic Gesture. by Executive+Override · · Score: 2, Funny

      Good point! Let me just say that if they ever make a Voyager box such as this one, burning it wouldn't only be a symbolic gesture, it would be a service to mankind.

      "The ship has been miniaturized by Q and now we're being attacked by electrons! Send some positrons to avert impact!" God, I didn't think anything could suck that bad.