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Notes From The SCO Roadshow's First Stop

compactable writes "Just got back from the first half of the SCO roadshow's first stop in Toronto. No unfurling of IP, no NDA, however an interesting view of what's running this litigious blip of a corporation. Full details at my weenie write-up (feel free to mirror the contents so that my ISP doesn't kill me)."

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  1. MIRROR by xris · · Score: 5, Informative

    FM: First Mirror :-)

    http://farcaster.net/sco.html

    1. Re:MIRROR by fishybell · · Score: 4, Informative
      Oh...you beat me...

      Yet another mirror...with the CSS in tact.

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    2. Re:MIRROR by shri · · Score: 4, Informative

      And here.

  2. I *love* the SCO Roadshow on PBS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    It's great when they look at people's old operating systems and tell them how much they owe SCO.

    "Well, this is running Linux kernel v2.0.3. You owe SCO $327. Please pay on your way out."

    "This is nice, Linux 2.6 exerimental. You owe SCO a full $699, plux a future tax of 10%. Please pay on your way out."

  3. The real question is by coolmacdude · · Score: 4, Funny

    what is the draw for the average consumer?

    I mean at least have a decent sideshow or something.
    Like, Hilary Rosen juggling piggy banks of 12 year olds.
    then again...

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  4. The best part... by badasscat · · Score: 3, Funny

    The best part of this whole thing is watching this poor guy's site counter shoot up. Was at 131 when I got there - now at 584 two minutes later. I'm watching the Slashdot effect in action in front of my own eyes!

    1. Re:The best part... by compactable · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Damn. I was interested in seeing the /. in real time... that's why I put a counter there ...

  5. Suspicious... by RyanFenton · · Score: 4, Funny

    Their mention of McBride making some soon-to-be-published "top 5 influential executives list" ...And recently Linus Torvalds made #5 on the list of most influential people. Perhaps they are saying that because he became influencial by virtue of "Their Work", that they, by proxy, have the world's most influential executive?

    Ryan Fenton

    1. Re:Suspicious... by nolife · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Maybe they were going to publish it themselves.

      "According to four of SCO's board members, Mcbride is a top five influential executive."

      They would be right. Influential meaning having or exercising influence. It does not have to be a "good" influence to be influential. Drugs use in public schools is influential, a neighborhood bully is influential and I fully agree, recently McBride has been very influential and acting like he is under the influence.

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  6. Hardened POS? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Mention was also made in the road map of ... SmallFoot, which is a "Retail Hardened POS solution" (their words, not mine).

    Since it is SCO, should we assume that POS stands for "Point of Sale"... ...or the other thing? :)

  7. Why the delay in getting PAM? by ToadSprocket · · Score: 3, Funny

    Unfortunately for SCO, Darl heard the word "Pam" and had been looking for Pam Dawber of "Mork and Mindy" fame for the past several years. Apparently, Robin Williams wasn't returning his calls.

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  8. A minor nit... by HotNeedleOfInquiry · · Score: 5, Informative
    I refrained from pointing out that pre/post-AMF Harley produced respected product, and did not send threatening letters to Yamaha owners ...

    Actually, Harley claimed to trademark the distinctive "potato,potato" sound of its engine and threated legal action when either Yamaha or Honda introduced an engine with the same cylinder timing and sound.

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    1. Re:A minor nit... by Jah-Wren+Ryel · · Score: 5, Funny

      Actually, Harley claimed to trademark the distinctive "potato,potato" sound of its engine and threated legal action when either Yamaha or Honda introduced an engine with the same cylinder timing and sound.

      But they didn't get full coverage, so Harley's sound like poh-tah-toh-poh-tah-toh and the japanese bikes sound like poh-tay-toh-poh-tay-toh...

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  9. SCO behind the times by hawkeyeMI · · Score: 5, Funny

    My favorite line, while not creative:
    The 80's called, they want their features back.
    heh...

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  10. Wow! by Q-Cat5 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Sounds like I had more fun and got more concise and well presented information at that Timeshare seminar I went to. And I came out feeling far less ripped off, too.

    Maybe SCO should take some lessons from Hilton?

    Oh, wait, Hilton has an actual product to sell. Woops, my bad.

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  11. In case of /. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

    Notes from the SCO Road show

    I decided to go to the SCO "City to City Tour" (%s/City to City/Farewell/g) out of morbid curiosity - what did SCO say about itself? I was especially interested to see if the time allotted to "roadmap" would even mention shippable product (o; It was interesting - not exactly as I expected, but interesting nonetheless. Highly recommended.

    And apparently easy to attend. 64 seats, less than 20 attendees. Considering that when I applied I went to a waiting list, I was expecting a higher turnout ... it may be worth putting yourself on the list for future stops of the show ...

    Grandest cheese at the presentation was VP of Marketing, Jeff Hunsaker. He started out with an hour the company's report card & backgrounder. Here's the view of SCO painted: 330 employees, 2+ million deployed units (no mention of OS breakdown - would be interesting to see what % of that is Caldera Linux), target market is small-ish business. Reference accounts seem to be franchised fast food & drug oriented. Think Pizza Hut & Wallgreens (Arnold Clarke & Argos were UK references, Shoppers Drug thrown in for us Canuks). Nothing IT-intensive. Avaya & Lucent were mentioned on the laundry list, however no detail was given, and I cannot imagine descendants of AT&T paying too much to some guys in Utah for hideous product (searches on their sites for SCO only brings mention of their "Special Customer Operations" group).

    Oddly enough, market cap & stock price were mentioned extensively (who'd have thought?). Reference was made to using their capitalization as a means of acquisition; however no details were given (assuming there were any details to give). The fabled '2 quarters of profitability' was also mentioned. The name Caldera was dragged through the dirt, as they were never profitable. From the slides you'd think SCO had roots much, much deeper than the MS Xenix junk they spawned from. In fact, the analogy they whip out is that of Harley-Davidson (HD was purchased by AMF, went to hell, then arose re-branded as the mega-label you know today). I refrained from pointing out that pre/post-AMF Harley produced respected product, and did not send threatening letters to Yamaha owners ...

    Mention of the legal battle? Nothing technical. Representatives were up-front about their lack of legal knowledge, and inability to comment. It never got past the mud-slinging stage. Same old, same old. Their interest is in protecting their IP. This is about a breach of contract. Linux 2.4 code review shows Monterrey-esqe code relating to memory-access that must have come from AIX 5L. Caldera Linux customers are indemnified against legal action. Blah blah blah.

    Interesting bits?

    Their definition of IP (I've never seen a formal definition, and so some of the things on the list amused mildly): Copyright, Contracts, Methods, Trade Secrets, and Know-how (Know-how? How about "stuff we have" - can that be a IP subject too?). Their mention of McBride making some soon-to-be-published "top 5 influential executives list" (that'll be a keeper of an article). And heavy mention of HP's support. Reference was made to their web site removing their logo, however they emphatically associate SCOs current operations and HP's approval. Nothing to substantiate, however.

    Really interesting bits?

    The crowd. I was expecting Linux zealots. It was mostly a room full of SCO resellers. And they were not too big on having a love in. Nothing hostile, however not one positive comment for the morning's session. During the "we be so profitable" section of the spiel, one reseller in the crowd asked "where does the money come from?" The response was largely a pointer to the SCO source initiative. The response? "What you are profitable in will not make me profitable.". Wow. That was good. One raised the points that this quibble is hurting his business. SCO's stance is that they'd love to settle this tomorrow

  12. From the article... by Anthony+Boyd · · Score: 4, Funny
    The other reason the roadmap was entertaining? I now know how retro SCOs OSes are. Riotous, riotous stuff. How they had the ya-yas to declare Linux an infant OS in need of their IP is beyond me. Upcoming features? PAM. files larger than 2 gigs. NFS over TCP. The 80's called, they want their features back.

    Hilarious! SCO is its own worst enemy.

    1. Re:From the article... by alexborges · · Score: 3, Insightful

      And where do you guys think they are getting it from?

      The GPL'D! Linux kernel.

      Im putting money into that bet.... FSF, its time to go in for a BIG class action lawsuit now that they still have their money.

      Think about how they see this thing.

      "Linux is ours, so we can use it as we see fit"

      They are switching SCO *ix to Linux, thats how they are getting the cool new features.

      B A S T A R D S

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    2. Re:From the article... by JayBlalock · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Simply put, I think this article ultimately tells us EXACTLY why they're embarking on this legal insanity. They have no viable product, they're hopefully behind technologically, and falling further behind every month, and their vendors are getting restless. So they're throwing a hail mary and hoping they can sue their largest competitor into nonexistance. If Linux goes away, they suddenly have a market again.

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  13. If you're interested in going... by ragingmime · · Score: 3, Informative

    ...ther are still a bunch of stops on the tour that will be going on. Admission is free, and there's more information here. They'll be all over the US, as well as in British Columbia. Maybe someone can stop by and say "hi" to the SCO folks. :)

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  14. intellectual property by penguin7of9 · · Score: 4, Informative

    Their definition of IP (I've never seen a formal definition, and so some of the things on the list amused mildly): Copyright, Contracts, Methods, Trade Secrets, and Know-how (Know-how? How about "stuff we have" - can that be a IP subject too?).

    Well, they can define "intellectual property" however they want to--the term has no legal significance. "Intellectual property" is merely a collective (and misleading) term to refer generally to certain intagible rights. Copyright, patents, trademarks, and trade secrets each have a specific legal status, specific obligations, and specific enforceable rights.

    The term "intellectual property" is actually quite misleading (and this is no doubt a deliberate choice by many of the people using the term) because those rights work very differently from other property rights. For example, they expire. You should think of them more as a temporary contract between you and the government, a kind of non-renewable "lease".

  15. Can't wait to see if this will get /. ed... by pdaoust007 · · Score: 3, Funny

    Sympatico being the largest Canadian ISP, I've always wondered if one of their servers could survive the /. effect. I guess we'll find out!

  16. Acquisition using Cap not possible by bstadil · · Score: 5, Informative
    Reference was made to using their capitalization as a means of acquisition

    This is not possible with the exception of companies already owned by the Canopy group.

    Any company has a fiduciary duty to their stockholders even privately owned.

    Any company that accepted this POS (Not Point of Purchase) will open themselves to lawsuit. Any Due diligence will not pass muster.

    There is nothing for the acuired company to be gained. The shares can not be sold, their non Legal business has all but disapeared so no synergy and the like can be had, Nothing as far as I can see.

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    1. Re:Acquisition using Cap not possible by Chemicalscum · · Score: 5, Insightful
      Yes - but this is how the Canopy/SCO scam works - The Vultus purchase was the first one

      SCO purchases a Canopy company with newly created shares at a nominal value (yes they have provision for a massive share expansion). The Canopy shareholders - ie Noorda and Yarro then sell the SCO stock at its market price and make a killing.

      A worthless Canopy company has been turned into a fortune in cash and the suckers who have been paying through their nose to buy SCO stock have been defrauded.

      So it goes.

  17. Best. Quote. Ever. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    "The 80's called, they want their features back."

  18. Re:DAMN!!!! by cmowire · · Score: 5, Informative

    You generally haven't been able to short much of it because there are more people who want to short it than stocks in the brokerages. Most of the shares are owned by either the Canopy Group of a few other folks. The short interest is *insane* on that stock -- as in maybe 15% of the shares out on the open market and not covered by the Canopy Group and such have been short-sold.

  19. Disturbing side to their "GPL is invalid" ravings by Dr.Dubious+DDQ · · Score: 4, Interesting
    From the article:
    Also of note was the volume of OpenSource software in the box - OpenSSL/SSH, Apache, Samba, CUPS, Gimp-print, bash ... you name it.

    Isn't most or all of that released as GPL? The "invalid" license? Does SCO intend to claim that the GPL's alleged invalidity means the software is "license-free" and therefore they can do whatever they want with it? Perhaps they assume that nobody associated with free software can afford to sue them for copyright infringement...

  20. Re:Disturbing side to their "GPL is invalid" ravin by Erwos · · Score: 5, Funny

    Thank you!

    I've been saying this all along: the worst thing that SCO for themselves could do is render the GPL invalid. They'd IMMEDIATELY open themselves up to a million lawsuits of death from irate copyright holders, a few of whom do have the money to kick the snot out of SCO (IBM, RedHat, and SGI come to mind).

    "The GPL is invalid!"
    "That so? Stop shipping my code. Now. I wrote that code, the copyright reverts to me."
    "Uh, we own it! The GPL is invalid, and therefore, all GPL'd code belongs to us, because we said so!"
    "I think not." (lawsuit filed)
    Take that last line, multiply it by a million, and you'd see what would happen to SCO if the GPL was declared invalid. These people have honest-to-G-d, actual damages to claim. The GPL might die, but a dead SCO would be put right on top of its body.

    -Erwos

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  21. We should *all* go to this by puzzled · · Score: 4, Insightful


    I think its a six hour drive to the one nearest to me, but I should go just to ask pointed questions. I'm more or less enjoying my eighteenth year of Unix use (BSD on Vax 11/780 ... I feel old) and I'd like to see these creeps get the lawsuits & criminal charges they so richly deserve.

    I doubt if most ./ers remember, but in the mid 1980s we roundly cursed SCO for being the only Intel hardware unix and being out of reach price wise, and we cheered when MWC's Coherent became available, even if it was constrained to 64k of code and 64k of data per application.

    SCO ignored what people needed for a long, long time, and agreeing to be the punching bag in M$'s proxy war against Linux is the last gasp of the last for pay unix workalike on intel hardware. BSDi went quietly, Sun & SGI are going to kick and fuss ... just watch and see what happens.

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  22. Nice write-up, except for... by blincoln · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Mention was also made in the road map of a new online update service (big whoop), and SmallFoot, which is a "Retail Hardened POS solution" (their words, not mine). When did "you want fries with that?" become associated with the five 9's of reliability?

    I know that a lot of IT workers are out of touch with the retail industry, but this seems a little arrogant.

    Designing a stable, reliable point-of-sale system for long-term use (because retail corporations tend to replace POS systems on the order of once every twenty years) is a huge challenge. I'm involved with a project like that now.

    Cash registers are where the money comes into a retail corporation. If they're broken because the designer figured that 80% reliability was good enough, then you don't take in money that day, or you use a notepad, pen, and manual credit card imprinter. A lot of your customers will walk out your door and down the street to someone who bought a better system.

    The POS system we're replacing was bought in 1983. The servers are the size of washing machines and have 8.5" disk drives. They're still running. How many of you are working on systems you expect to last that long?

    I'm not saying that SCO's system is any good, just that I've noticed a tendency for tech geeks not to understand why making a good POS system is a challenge, and something you'd want to mention as an achievement.

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  23. Suggestion for question to ask at SCO roadshow by ChangeOnInstall · · Score: 4, Informative

    If anyone's going, I'd be interested in hearing their response to a particular question. When they start talking about the new color printing features provided by Gimp-Print, and their inclusion of Apache HTTPD, Samba, CUPS, and OpenSSH/OpenSSL, ask the following:

    "You are stating that you will be including a lot of open-source software within future versions of your operating systems. SCO is on the record for making many statements to the effect that such open-source software is undoubtedly built with stolen intellectual property. If this is true then using an SCO OS puts my business at risk, whether or not you indmenify your customers from direct litigation. What reason do you have to believe that these products are legitimate, while Linux is not?

    Probably would best be compacted a bit, but you get the point. I may have to sign up for the Irvine show just to ask that!

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  24. But wait! by Black+Parrot · · Score: 5, Funny


    > The best part of this whole thing is watching this poor guy's site counter shoot up. Was at 131 when I got there - now at 584 two minutes later. I'm watching the Slashdot effect in action in front of my own eyes!

    Think how bad it would be if most of us actually read the articles before posting!

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  25. Remove Unixware support by SteveOU · · Score: 3, Interesting

    "Also of note was the volume of OpenSource software in the box - OpenSSL/SSH, Apache, Samba, CUPS, Gimp-print, bash..."

    If SCO is this dependent on OSS software, they are more vulnerable than I gave them credit for. A cohesive effort to remove support for Unixware might do them in. Sure...they have the source code and could re-add support, but it would be expensive for them, and they aren't going to be able to maintain that kind of payroll. So how about it - how hard would it be to break support for SCO platforms? I mean, sure, I feel bad for existing Unixware users, but it would almost be doing them a favor to force them onto a modern OS

    1. Re:Remove Unixware support by benjamindees · · Score: 4, Interesting

      As someone who's worked on SCO systems, I'd say that would be the best thing anyone has ever done for SCO users. There isn't a single SCO application provider that hasn't already started supporting Linux.

      People joke about the ancient feature-set of current SCO products, but even the stability and reliability of what's SCO offers is something out of the mid-nineties. (As in, mid-nineties *Microsoft* software)

      Most of SCO's customers, being small-scale retail/manufacturing, generally have little or no IT support and only know as much as their (overpriced) SCO crack-dealers tell them. I'd bet that most of them are still running serial terminals.

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  26. About publicising SCO dealings by grahamlee · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I know this is going to sound like flamebait, and if you feel it is then be my guest in using the moderation system to let me, and everyone else, know.

    Where SCO press is concerned, Do Not Feed The Troll. SCO are undoubtedly revelling in the fact that every time their marketing droids put pen to paper, their output is mirrored on /., newsforge, linux.com and any number of similar sites. I expect they use this coverage to show their investors how seriously the community takes SCO's business, and how the Linux-using and Open Source Software communities are incredibly worried about the fact that 'they stole SCO IP and used it in their anti-competitive software'. In short, SCO profit from the coverage, and Darl McBride's worth increases with every SCO post on /..

    We as a community should not be furthering this action. SCO proved long ago that their statements do very little to reflect reality, and that they are not averse to publishing absurd comments in order to try and gain a few share points. Indeed, at the time IBM showed us what a large organisation of UNIX-types should do in such a situation; they ignored SCO. SGI have since taken a similar approach. However, regular statements by ESR and others, alongside frequent coverage on sites such as this or Newsforge, have shown that the Open Source community cannot help but to rise to a troll's bait.

    This may be because of the lack of centralisation of the community, i.e. there is no single mouthpiece from which views are aired. Whereas IBM or the like can carefully control the statements issued by its press department, should someone like ESR decide to express their opinion on a subject, it is erroneously considered to represent the wishes and views of the community as a whole. Now while I'm not advocating restrictions to free speech, I do think that such publications or announcements should be self-vetted to consider whether or not they are helping the very people who wish to harm our winderfully open community.

    In summary, as I said at the top, SCO are trolls. Please do not feed them in the future.

  27. From the article by cdrudge · · Score: 3, Informative
    Here's the view of SCO painted: 330 employees, 2+ million deployed units (no mention of OS breakdown - would be interesting to see what % of that is Caldera Linux), target market is small-ish business. Reference accounts seem to be franchised fast food & drug oriented. Think Pizza Hut & Wallgreens
    I know McDonalds runs their stores on OpenServer. I beleive that CVS is the drugstore, but I may be mixing my references.
  28. Re:Disturbing side to their "GPL is invalid" ravin by rgmoore · · Score: 3, Insightful
    I keep waiting for that to happen - the author of some piece of OSS suing SCO for licence infringement.

    It's happened. There's this company you might have heard of called International Business Machines that has sued SCO for copyright infringement on their code in the Linux Kernel. They even registered the copyright, so SCO is liable for statutory damages. Interestingly, it looks as though it's no longer possible to download the kernel source from the SCO website, which suggests that their lawyers are worried. (I was going to suggest that people download the sources in order to drive up SCO's liability, but it looks as though they thought of that, too.)

    Importantly, though, that doesn't have any bearing on any other software under the GPL. The fact that SCO has violated the license on Linux does not prevent them from distributing any other GPLed software. Otherwise they probably would have been sued by several other Free Software developers. ISTR that the SAMBA team is particularly pissed at them and would love a legitimate excuse for preventing them from including SAMBA in their Unix line.

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  29. Avaya, Lucent, and Walgreens by WindBourne · · Score: 4, Informative

    Avaya is mostly based out of Colorado and yes, they have SCO on a number of past products. They are also in a hurry to remove it and move forward with Linux, not SCO.
    I have heard that Lucent is doing the same from some of my contacts.
    That will kill the use of original Unix in the company that created it (ATT).
    Walgreens is an IBM client. Last I heard of 2 years ago, they in-house coders were wanting to switch, but IBM was kind of holding them back. Hopefully, now, IBM will push the change to Linux

    These are huge accounts for SCO, so it is almost certain that they will lose at least 25% of their business in the next year.

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  30. Re:Disturbing side to their "GPL is invalid" ravin by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Informative
    Interestingly, it looks as though it's no longer possible to download the kernel source from the SCO website

    It's still there and it has the same md5 sum mentioned in this article.

  31. Re:Speaking of "Old..." by styrotech · · Score: 3, Insightful

    In other words, the resellers are completely unaware just how far behind SCO UNIX is the state-of-the-art.

    It sounded to me that reseller was completely aware of how far SCO is behind and was trying to get them to admit they were copying Linux (and Solaris, but SCO copying Linux has more impact).

  32. Re:Abuse by MuParadigm · · Score: 4, Insightful


    Disrupting SCO's road shows won't do the Open Source community any good. The best tactic is simply to attend and report. Maybe one or two pointed questions during Q&A, but anything more than that will get in the way of the attendees coming to their own conclusions. No need to interrupt your enemy when he is shooting himself in the foot.

  33. Re:If the audience was primarily SCO resellers, .. by Nucleon500 · · Score: 3, Informative

    I think it's pretty clear that the sellers aren't happy about this. (Though they don't particularly like Linux either.) Check out comp.unix.sco.misc.

  34. Gotcha by bstadil · · Score: 3, Funny
    "potatoe,potatoe"

    Sincerely

    Vice President

    Dan Quayle

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  35. Questions to ask SCO by bstadil · · Score: 4, Interesting
    The good folks over at Groklaware putting together a list of questions for the Media to ask SCO

    If you attend some of the future SCO roadshow maybe ask a few of the ones that they have come up with

    Second: If you have any questions that you think needs to be included post it over at Groklaw.

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