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Internet Speed Record Broken (Again)

captain igor writes "CNN is reporting that researchers at Caltech and CERN successfully send 1.1 Terabytes of data at a rate of 5.44 Gbps. This is around 20,000 times faster than your typical home broadband connection and almost doubles the previous record. "

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  1. I wonder... by inertia187 · · Score: 3, Funny

    I wonder what they transmitted. Judging by the language in the CNN article, whatever it was, I hope the RIAA or MPAA didn't mind.

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    1. Re:I wonder... by glenstar · · Score: 2, Funny
      Perhaps that should become the new standard measurement of data and replace "Libraries of Congress".

      SysAdmin:Sir, we just transmitted our daily backups and it only took 5 seconds! Thats, like, 1,200,000 goastes per minute!
      CEO: Great! Er, wait... what's a goatse?
      Sysadmin: Just a second, let me pull it up...
      CEO: Holy shit, I am going to hurl. (hurls viciously against the monitor)
      SysAdmin:Cool! Now goatse guy looks like TubGirl! (begins violently whacking off)
      CEO: You are so fired.

    2. Re:I wonder... by ealar+dlanvuli · · Score: 2, Funny

      so much so that no storage medium exists that could conviently and economically store even 1 Library of Congress.

      I believe if you visit the library of congress, you will see it stored in a convenient and economical way.

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  2. Not fast enough. by Medcoop · · Score: 3, Funny

    Until I can download a pizza in 30 minutes or less, I will not be satisfied!

  3. I gotta get me this. by stanmann · · Score: 3, Funny

    With this, I'll be able to fill up the IBM Storage Tank I ordered... I want to download the internet...

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  4. EVERYBODY by Doomrat · · Score: 2, Funny

    Shut up about porn.

    1. Re:EVERYBODY by Pharmboy · · Score: 5, Funny

      Shut up about porn.

      Interesting comment. Allow me to demostrate why we all owe a debt to porn, and the people who enjoy it.

      Back when VRC's first came out, they typically ranged from $1200 to $1800 each. The reason you can buy one for $49 now is because of porn and those who enjoy it.

      When video cameras first came out, they were the size of suitcases and cost in excess of $3000 each for mediocre quality. Now you can buy an exceptional quality unit for well under $1000, and get a decent model for closer to $500. This is because of porn and those who enjoy it.

      When computers first came out, growth was slow and mainly due to business' wanting to automate. Once computers became powerful enough to be useful for full graphics (386dx) they were still terribly expensive ($2000 for a stripped box) but soon came down because of porn and those who enjoy it.

      When the Internet first became available to the general public, in mass, I personally paid $80 a month for 80 hours. (ironically, not for porn, but for a BBS). Many before me paid much more. But now you can get dialup for $10 to $20 a month, because of porn and those who enjoy it.

      Like any new technology, the price can only come down once two conditions are met:

      1. Demand is high enough at inflated prices to pay for the research and development involved in bring out a new product. This allows a company to recover a portion of their original investment.

      2. Demand has to be reliable enough for companies to invest in excess manufacturing capacity. This lowers prices because it introduces economy of scale. It introduces competition because any profitable venture will attract capitalists who want to make a better mouse trap, cheaper. Eventually, it turns the new product into a commodity, where margins are razor thin and you can get the same basic product from a number of providers.

      In each case, it was porn and those who enjoy it that invested the money on the consumer side for these products. No one would have paid $3000 for a computer to email someone on a $80 a month 2400 baud connection. (think fidonet or google it) No grandmother would have paid $3500 for a video camera to take shots of her grandchildren, to play on her $1800 VCR.

      Microwave ovens became available in the 50s, but they did not become popular until the late 70s. Why? Because they have no porn value, so it took 20 years to get the economy of scale and demand strong enough for the price to come down. Had there been a potential porn use for the microwave, we all would have had them for $100 before we landed on the moon.

      We all owe a great debt to those brave pioneers, who worked tirelessly typing with one hand, pants to ankles, in the darkness of night. Because of their relentless pursuit of a better way to masturbate, we are all able to enjoy consumer goods at incredibly cheap prices. Even the third world countries are able to benefit with wireless phones where there are no wires, all because some guy sitting in his parents basement was patient enough to wait for a 256 color GIF image to load to screen over a 14.4kbit connection.

      So, the next time you see a pervert, go up and shake his hand, and tell him "Thank you for your contribution to society".

      Just be sure to wash your hand afterward.

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  5. Someone do the math... by i.r.id10t · · Score: 2, Funny

    And figure out if this still beats a station wagon (or SUV or whatever) loaded with DVDs, CDs, backup tapes, etc.

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  6. Argh by Kelz · · Score: 3, Funny

    Ever think about SHARING?!

    While these guys are transferring at 5+Gbps, I'm stuck at home with my 28.8k dialup (no cable/dsl here folks).

    Just like the government studies that cost millions of dollars to figure out why mice will eat cardboard... I can put that stuff to USE other than breaking some damn record!

  7. How they broke the speed record by niom · · Score: 3, Funny

    They transmitted only zeros.

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  8. Internet Cop by 4/3PI*R^3 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Cop:Sir, do you know how fast you were going?
    User:Ummm, I'm not sure my speedometer has started messing up. It felt like I was going about 256 Kbps.
    Cop:No sir, I clocked you at 5.4 Gbps. Thats 20,000 times the speed limit. You blew past me like I was in reverse.
    User:Gee, officer it must be this new European packet switching system I've added to my cable modem.
    Cop:Tell it to the Judge. MAC and IP adddress please...

  9. Bit Torrent by DeadBugs · · Score: 2, Funny
    • "1.1 Terabytes of data at a rate of 5.44 Gbps."
    Does anyone have a bit torrent link to that file?
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  10. Answer to the log of 2^(512*8-1) by Psyonic · · Score: 2, Funny

    I did a quick check with old Maple 8, and it told me the answer is 1232.717832. So there ya go. Glad to be of service to ya buddy.

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