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UK Retailers Report Disappointing N-Gage Sales
Thanks to GamesIndustry.biz for their article indicating that UK videogame retailers are showing extremely low sell-through of Nokia's new N-Gage game deck in its launch week. Although US sales figures are still pending, "fewer than 500 units [were] sold by the 6,000 [UK] game stores polled by Chart-Track." GI.Biz note that, though "these figures don't include sales from mobile phone stores, which might well be expected to shift a few units of the N-Gage, they still spell out something of a setback for Nokia's ambitions in the console space", since "Nintendo's Game Boy Advance hardware outsold the N-Gage by a ratio of almost 30:1."
the new ad campaign slogan can be "Whether talking on your phone, or satisfying your hunger: Hold a taco to your head!"
I never would've guessed that an over-hyped product that runs games at 20fps wouldn't have sold well!
These people need to learn that many consumers have geeks like us as friends who can recognized a truly terrible product and tell them about it.
No sales = dissapointed.
- Sherman
The entire NGage division of Nokia is working on their resumes right now.
junk junk junk
GMR gave it a 3 of 10... and thats cuz the phone part works.. haha anyone know what crappy game informer gave it? proably an 8 i guess.
The fact that you have to remove the battery to change games is a glaring oversite. I haven't actually done this with an N-Gage but to me that is a ridiculous idea, what was Nokia thinking? I for one won't be buying one of those metal Tacos. ;)
I'm actually very pleased that people haven't wasted their money on a product that (by all accounts) sucks.
It's very reassuring that word of mouth has given consumers the power to whack stupid companies like Nokia with a hefty cluestick.
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Looks like the next logical step for Nokia is to sue IBM.
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GMR gave it a 3 of 10... and thats cuz the phone part works
Heh, I think that dpad.ca says it best here.
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You do have to wonder why anyone would buy such an ugly piece of kit that has no killer app games, tries to be a phone too (I have a phone already ta) and results in a huge number of horrible buttons.
When instead you could have a shiny silver GBA SP with fantastic games like Pokemon and Advance Tactics and Mario. mmmmmmmmmmm ... Mario
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Their marketing in Europe certainly hasn't been too fantastic or informative - I've already seen a few N-Gage games on eBay that people mistakenly purchased believing they were compatible with other Nokia phones, and then couldn't get refunded on.
Blah blah blah "have to take out the battery..." At this point, that's not what's preventing me from getting one. The primary reason I get the consoles I do are the games it runs. And so far, I haven't seen much for the N-Gage that's piqued my interest. I've long since passed beyond my puzzle game phase years ago, Lara Croft doesn't do anything for me, and if I wanted to play a Sonic game I already have a GBA and a GCN.
Beyond that, the only other thing keeping me from getting one is my happiness with Sprint PCS. I have no desire to switch providers, and since a lot of the N-Gage's functionaly seems to be tied to cellular service...
Dear Nokia,
Just about any gamer would have candidly told you why they would be avoiding it and why they thought it would fail.
* No groundbreaking games. Nobody cares about Tomb Raider anymore. 3D games can work (or, more accurately 2.5D games like the amazing Doom 2 Gameboy Advance port), but for the most part 2D games are much easier to play on the move, doubly so if they are turn-based.
* The design is clunky. Certain aspects are too small (screen), others just bad (buttons, loading carts).
* Wrong media format. SD cards are horrible. And you have to "load" the game from the cart on to the machine to play it. Ugh. No thanks. Compactflash is about the smallest size that you're not likely to loose, but Gameboy Advance carts are about perfect and feel very robust.
* Price. Nintendo is the one to beat. Remember the Atari Lynx? The Sega Game Gear? They were more powerful than the Gameboy, but hugely overpriced they never sold.
* Advertising. Oh. My. God. Total misfire. Like an adult trying to gatecrash a teenager's party, Nokia was trying too much to be "cool". XTREME pictures of guys playing NGage on skateboard while stuff explodes behind him. The kids roll their eyes and move on.
What the NGage totally missed was the understated coolness of their sucessfull competitors. The PS2 being a menacing black futuristic monolith. The Gameboy SP is a super slick portable gaming theatre.
I'm wondering if the NGage was a pet project of a Nokia exec who refused to listen to criticism and change, or to let it die. Kinda like the Xbox controller disaster.
Our store hasn't sold a single one yet, and it is hard to get customers interested when, ahem, the 'interactive unit' kept crashing and is now permenantly stuck on the white screen of doing-nothing-at-all. It doesn't inspire confidence.
[insert witty quote here]
Its not just the Hardware, the software sucks too.
This review of an N-gage game from gamespot says it all..."Oversights" seems to be the word of choice to describe the N-gage...
There really isn't much to say about Puzzle Bobble VS other than that it is a complete and utter mess. Puzzle Bobble seems to be one of those games that would be incredibly difficult to mess up, but the N-Gage version of the game proves that even the simplest and most street-tested gameplay concept can be ruined by a few key oversights. These oversights make Puzzle Bobble VS an awful product that isn't worth your time or money.
It's the size of an original Game Boy Advance.
It needs about 2x the pocket space of a Game Boy Advance SP.
It has a tiny screen, about 2/3 the size of a Palm device, half the size of a GBA-SP.
It's complicated. I fiddled around with one for a while trying to work out how to make a game start, then gave up.
It's bigger than any other phone on the market, and you'll look a complete tool if you try to use it as one, so good luck selling it at phone stores.
You have to take it apart and hold a bunch of small, easily lost parts and screws in your hand while you remove the battery, just to change game cartridge.
It's $300, meaning you could get a GBA-SP, a tiny mobile phone with organizer built in, and still have just enough money for a refurb iPod, instead of buying this monumentally ill-concieved toy.
The mystery to me is how Nokia ever allowed the thing to get to market.
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I may be missing something here, but if I design and manufacture a device with a specific purpose in mind, and then add-on other features, the true nature of the device is whatever the heck I say it is.
Nokia says it's a gaming device. That's what they designed it to be. But at the cost, it just doesn't compete with anything on the market.
There are plenty of other ways to satisfy your gaming/audio/video/cell phone fix, most of which have a bigger screen and don't require partial disassembly for changing games. A Palm-device with a cell-phone attachment springs to mind, for instance. And for $300, you could easily get a mid-to-high level model and a few snazzy gizmos to boot.
The N-gage is not going to generate positive buzz, no matter which audience it gets pitched to. I'm honestly surprised that EBGames has seen fit to showcase demo units in their stores, although it does work as a great deterrant to wasting large amounts of money.
Actual quote: "Wow, I was going to get one of those things. Dude, that screen sucks!"
Hopefully, this will once and for all prove that you simply can't buy good press and have it work for any lasting period of time.
I await the Zodiac.
Happiness is relative, Based upon the way we live.
So what should we compare it to, a calculator? Nokia has been pretty clear that this is an Amazing Gaming Device (tm) and should supplant the GBA in all respects. The N-Gage TV ads aren't showing off the phone abilities, my friend.
The local EB sold one! First in their district! Go 872!
It was returned a few days later, the radio didn't work. First one sold was defective. No problem, exchanged for another one, and he left happy.
Still, way to go Nokia.
--Dan
I've got one of the latest DoCoMo phones, a P505i
NGage screen: 176x208x12bit
P505i screen: 240x320x16bit (wife's is 22bit or so) + mini backscreen
NGage games: Tries proper games, pretends to be Gameboy
P505i games: Lots of simple games, ideal for idle minutes on trains
NGage storage: MMC, dismantle to insert
P505i storage: mini-SD included in price, remove small rubber cover to access
NGage camera: Err...
P505i camera: 310,000 pixels (wife has 1Mpix+), two lenses
NGage audio: Polyphonic
P505i audio: 48 voices
NGage case design: Bloody stupid
P505i case design: Like a phone
NGage users: 500 or so
P505i users: Over 1 million if you count the other 505i models
NGage price: 150 to 400 euros
P505i price: about 100 to 200 euros
To change games I have to nearly disassemble my entire phone to change it? And I'm supposed to do this on a bus or a train? This is an idea that shouldn't have made it past lunch!!!
This is a product that shows Version 1.0 - They better have 2.0 on the way because they've got 2-3 months before the developers are going to jump ship.
What they've done is found a great way to "Dis-NGage" their entire prospective market. I have a cell phone, I have a GBA - I'd love an excuse to have my gba with me all day -
But an NGage is no GBA.
You have to be kidding right? Having no sales would have been as expected. Have any sales would be just plain lucky. Disappointing is not an outcome they should have been expecting at all. I hope these outlets selling the N-Gage are selling them on consignment.
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N gauge is perfect for setting around the christmas tree.
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and there was a teaser poster campaign.
The Advertising line is show some crappy venue and add the tag line "here's where I got killed" or "here's where I got my revenge" to show off the multi-player bluetooth aspect.
They feature no actual game footage iirc.
Probably because Tomb Raider on your phone isn't going to make anyone part with their cash.
There are places where the networks are not touching,and there are places where they are-Boeing's Lori Gunter
...at $15 dollars, just like the Virtual Boy.
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Actually, Game Informer did a head-to-head comparison with a taco supreme. Citing a lack of final hardware, they declined to declare a winner... but the taco looked like it was coming out on top.
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The only thing disappointing about these figures is the fact that they've even sold 500. One or two would be excusable, but there really can't be 500 people stupid enough to actually want one of these AND that have the money to purchase one.
--Moo.
I live in Dublin (admittedly, not in the UK, but mighty close geographically) and I've recently seen adverts for the n-Gage at bus stops, etc. But I haven't a clue what it's about. I think Nokia's done a dreadful job raising awareness of what the thing is, and why I might want it.
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