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  1. Re:Coffee Mug Holder on Ask Slashdot: What's The Worst IT-Related Joke You've Ever Heard? · · Score: 1

    I actually took that call.

    The caller's name? Albert Einstein.

  2. I visited a Georgian House in Edinburgh on Wine Glasses Are Seven Times Larger Than They Used To Be (theguardian.com) · · Score: 1

    I remember the guide showing us small wine glasses with thick bottoms, and describing that the way of drink then was to knock it back like a shot then slam the glass on the table. The act of knocking it back was to compliment the host that this was not some dubious gut-rot that needed to be approached warily, but of such high quality that sniffing the contents was unnecessary.

  3. If I programmed my own self-driving car to, for instance, not bother detecting pedestrians (they shouldn't be on the road!) and went off for a drive knocking over a kid or two, I don't think any jury would buy my defense of it not being my fault due to the people illegally being in the roadway.

  4. Re:Retro computers as DIY kits? on Apple 1 Sells At Auction For $905,000 · · Score: 1

    Just imagine being able to walk into an exhibit hall where the original is maintained in working order, but also being able to use one of the kits to get a taste of computing back in the day.

    You mean typing in everyone's favourite for the demo machines:

    10 PRINT "BUM"
    20 GOTO 10

    Ahh, happy memories!

  5. Obvious troll is obvious on HP Delivers a Big-Name, 7-inch Android Tablet For $100: Comes With Compromises · · Score: 1

    It's also about the fact that parents are probably more likely to buy cheap tablets like these instead of iPads for their kids, and the kids would be more likely to learn about computers using an open system instead of a locked-down "consumer device."

    Yup, there's nothing more open than an iPad!

  6. Long shelf-life is a big selling point on Fujitsu Is Growing Radiation-Free Lettuce In Japan's Fukushima Prefecture · · Score: 1

    I saw coverage of this on Japanese TV last weekend, and the hype is over the fact that since it is grown in a clean room, there is no bacteria, so it can be kept in an airtight bag at room temperature for a long, long time without going brown or losing its crispness.

    The program had three month old lettuce that they tasted and they said it was just as good as the freshly-picked stuff.

  7. Re:Shaping notes on Ask Slashdot: Can Digital Music Replace Most Instrumental Musicians? · · Score: 1, Funny
  8. No it doesn't! on JPMorgan Files Patent Application On 'Bitcoin Killer' · · Score: 1

    1999 is the date of the earlier related patent. The filing date is above, clearly written as August 5, 2013, and of course the application number starting with "2013..." is another huge give-away.

  9. Dear Friend in God on BBC Unveils Newly Discovered Dr.Who Episodes · · Score: 4, Funny

    (Please read the following in CAPITALS)

    Permit me to inform you of my desire of going into business relationship with you. I have the believe you are a reputable and responsible and trustworthy person I can do business with from the little information so far I gathered about you during my search for a partner and by matter of trust I must not hesitate to confide in you for this simple and sincere business.

    I am Stella Morris 19 years of age the only daughter of late Mr Phillip Morris whom was killed by the daleks that attacked our country Nigeria and took over our town. I ran to Lagos the economical capital of nigeria from were I am contacting you. Before the death of my father he told me that he has a sum of DWE 9.000,000 (Nine point one million Doctor Who Episodes) kept in a private cloud here in nigeria in my name as the next of kin,

    Dear, in the capacity of the next of kin and with all the tapes in my hand now, I am contacting you with due sence of gallifreyanity that you will give it a sympathetic and mutual consideration.

    I am honourably seeking your assistance in the following ways.

    (1)To serve as the guardian of this drama and to come assist me visit the television company here to retrive the consignment.

    (2)To make arrangement for me to come over to your country by tardis to further my education and to secure a residential permit for me in your country.

    (3)To provide good viewing plans for the tapes and to manage the tapes for 5 years, during the viewing period,only our profit will be shared annually 70% for me the iTunes account holder while 30% will be for you the manager annually.

    Moreover, I am willing to offer you 11 % of the total tapes (1 (one) episode) as compensation for your effort /input after the successful transfer of this video to your nominated iTunes account overseas, before the viewing starts.

    Anticipating hearing from you immediately.

    Thanks, and would you like a jelly baby?
    Best Regards.
    Stella Morris

  10. It's anonymising for third-party images only on The Dash Is Now Anonymized In Ubuntu 13.10 · · Score: 2

    It's a bit of a non-story in my opinion, as I think most people worry about Ubuntu and their direct partners slurping all their search info, whereas this "news" is that they now insert an anonymiser into image URLs so that random web site Z doesn't pick up your IP address when your computer tries to render an image.

  11. ...for suitable values of wind, I suppose on Cat-like Robot Runs Like the Wind · · Score: 5, Informative

    1.42 metres per second is 5.11 kph / 3.18 mph, or Force One on the Beaufort scale, which Wikipedia tells me means "Smoke drift indicates wind direction. Leaves and wind vanes are stationary."

  12. Re:Units in the summary on Chinese Firm Approved To Raise World's Tallest Building In 90 Days · · Score: 1

    American, but not British gallons, which are 4.54 litres, if I remember my sums correctly.

  13. I've recently been granted a patent... on Google Patents Staple of '70s Mainframe Computing · · Score: 1

    ...for extracting random phrases out of the middle of a patent document that match prior art and posting them to a web site in order to increase hit rates. Please delete this article or you will be hearing from my lawyers!

  14. Re:What the hell? on The Coming Wave of In-Dash Auto System Obsolescence · · Score: 2

    Yup, I'll second that. For the people too lazy to click through, your in-dash unit basically becomes a thin client terminal (using RealVNC) for your smartphone server, and the phone can supply an audio stream to the in-car audio system, and read back all your presses of the steering wheel buttons, etc, etc.

    Toyota/Panasonic's system will even read your Tweets to you as you drive, and I'm sure an update to the smartphone side will use whatever in-car hands-free system to allow you to dictate Tweets as you drive.

  15. At $1.80... on NASA Teams To Build Gyroscopes 1,000X More Sensitive Than Current Systems · · Score: 1

    ...they've already chosen Cheap and Cheap.

  16. kg to lb on New Analysis Shows Dinosaurs Not As Heavy As Previously Believed. · · Score: 1

    80 tonnes versus 23 tonnes. Looks like someone just ran "80 tonnes in lb" through Google.

  17. Wonderful typo! on Sony Outlets Control Electricity Through Authentication · · Score: 2

    retched restaurants

  18. Re:"focus their talents on defensive technologies" on Microsoft To Pay $200k Prize For New Security Tech · · Score: 1

    Note that Trusted Computing (TPM etc) and Trustworthy Computing (secure coding etc) are very, very different things.

  19. Has anyone actually RTFAed? on Apple Patents Portrait-Landscape Flipping · · Score: 4, Informative

    Stupid question I know, but Apple is NOT patenting rotation, but rather two gestures to lock the screen in either portrait or landscape mode, regardless of detected orientation. Whether or not such a matter is patentable is another kettle of fish.

    On a related matter, Apple long ago bought a patent from British Telecom that appears actually to be for screen rotation.

  20. Trusted Computing seems significant in Chrome on Chrome OS, Present and Future · · Score: 2, Interesting

    There's quite a few places where the Trusted Platform Module and Chromium intersect, which looks like being an interesting approach to certain problems.

  21. And Gov2.0 considers Trusted Computing a key on US Government Sets Up Online "App Store" · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I wonder how this is related to a recent announcement of Wave System, OpenID, Google, PayPal, etc into an initiative to have a single sign-on for e-government?

  22. The data is incomplete for one big reason on iPhone 3GS Is Number One In Japan · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The company does not survey the carrier's own shops, which are major players in the Japanese cellphone market. In addition, number three, the Panasonic 830P is an almost one year old phone (last year's winter model) since superceded by two newer Panasonic phones, and the Casio W63CA is similarly an ancient (in Japanese terms) model.

    Thus, to anyone who knows about the Japanese mobile phone market (such as anyone who reads my blog) the survey results are obviously biased towards bulk retailers and the people who frequent them rather than to the average Taro who frequents the carrier's own store on the High Street.

  23. Re:So Let me get this straight on Chu's Final Breakthrough Before Taking Office · · Score: 2

    My (well, not mine really, as I can't vote) Prime Minister reads manga and his ex-Defense Minister builds plastic models of battleships and fighter planes, but they are far, far, far from *AWESOME*!

  24. TPM on Android? on Motorola To Hire 300 Android Developers · · Score: 2, Interesting

    HTC are using the OKL4 kernel on their phones, which is derived from the L4 kernel that provides the trusted computing base for a number of large-scale European projects based around mobile and embedded trust through the TPM.

    I wonder what it all means?

  25. That's unusual! on Cuil Proves the Bubble Is Back · · Score: 2, Informative

    We have a subsidised restaurant and sandwich bar. The coffee bars take the piss out of Starbucks.

    We have a subsidised restaurant, if you like sub-school dinner fare. Coffee is just piss.

    Free coffee and soft drinks from machines in each corner of each floor in each building.

    There's a water filter that's rather unhygenic even after boiling. We get one free drink and a snack (rice cracker, if you're lucky) once a month.

    Um, stale sandwiches and fruit left over from long meetings..?

    Occassional left-over food too.

    Fully stocked gym, several trainers, but only one working at a time, one physiotherapist. Open 24/7. Treatment room looks well equipped although I've never needed to used it.

    We can get a corporate rate at a local gym chain. Last time I asked it was about 10% off from 5,000 yen per month, so it's cheaper to join as an individual during a promotion.

    Doctor is in his office 5 times a week. Two nurses are always there.

    At least we have that too. Compulsory chest xrays and barium meals every year to keep that healthy glow.

    If anything, we'll complain when others are coming in at 8am and not going home until 8pm. People working long hours is not productive, it creates a bad atmosphere, if there's work for two people, employ a second person.

    My boss moans that I don't stay until 8 pm or later...

    This is a massive company in the UK. My site alone employs 2,000 people.

    This is a massive company in Japan. Almost all are the same.