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Methane Bubbles Could Sink Ships

An anonymous reader writes "Joseph J Monaghan and David May, of Australia's Monash University, have proposed a novel theory for Bermuda-Triangle-like disappearance of ships at sea: They were swallowed in giant methane bubbles released by undersea vents. Monaghan & May point to sonar of a ship wreck that's sitting in the center of a known methane eruption site, and they've developed a mathematical model that predicts how an eruption could take down a ship. Hey, we ain't talkin' bovine flatulence here..."

101 comments

  1. Not News by computersareevil · · Score: 2, Informative

    This is not news. I've seen this theory on TLC or Discovery at least twice in the last couple of years.

    1. Re:Not News by Loosewire · · Score: 1

      i saw the same docu :-)
      also it said about aircraft igniting said released methane exploding and going down....

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    2. Re:Not News by twiddlingbits · · Score: 1

      I saw this idea used in a Dirk Pitt novel about 4-5 yrs ago. Clive Cussler must have had some inside info from the research world, or maybe it was just a wild ass theory that make good fiction. Truth is stranger than fiction!

    3. Re:Not News by n1ywb · · Score: 1

      Ditto, except I think it was more like several years ago that I first saw one of those shows. There are absolutely tremendous amounts of frozen methane deposits along the floor of the Bermuda triangle, and the sea floor there is steep and unstable. The theory goes that landslides uncover the methane which under reduced pressure reverts to a gas and violently bubbles its' way to the surface. Ships can't float in gassified water as the gas reduces the water's density.

      The theory also works to explain airplane disappearances, since a plane flying through a giant cloud of methane could easily ignite it into a tremendous fireball which would likely destroy the plane almost instantly.

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    4. Re:Not News by azav · · Score: 1

      This has even been mentioned on Discovery channel and similar venues for quite some time. I like how such a concept can be considered so novel when it's been all over Cable for years.

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    5. Re:Not News by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's also not just a theory. I believe the Brits lost an oil rig this way a couple years ago.

    6. Re:Not News by n9hmg · · Score: 1

      Indeed not news. Did somebody just tell you it was brand new? ...and you just believed it? It's the context in which I first heard of methane hydrates, when I first got cable TV, about 1993.
      Next story: a changing magnetic field can induce an EMF in a conductor.

    7. Re:Not News by mikerich · · Score: 1
      It's also not just a theory. I believe the Brits lost an oil rig this way a couple years ago.

      It has been suspected that the wreck of a trawler found in an area called 'The Witches Hole' NE of Aberdeen might be related to this event. The wreck is apparently sitting upright, nets and deck equipment intact in the middle of a crater. AFAIK no one has identified the ship as yet, but it looks like a late 19th or early 20th Century vessel.

      But no rigs.

      IIRC this theory was featured in an episode of the Channel 4 series 'Equinox' at least a decade ago. They spent 50 minutes debunking the Bermuda Triangle - it doesn't exist, and then 10 minutes talking about gas blowouts sinking the ships that didn't actually disappear.

      I think that's known as 'covering your bases'.

      Best wishes,
      Mike.

  2. Not new. Read about it many, many years ago. by arcade · · Score: 1, Informative

    Read about this when I went to highschool.. which should be.. 5-7 years ago

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  3. this reminds of my undergraduate days... by fireduck · · Score: 5, Interesting

    the idea presented by these researchers that the release of massive underwater methane deposits would result in a lowering of the density of seawater under a ship causeing it to sink reminds me of my undergraduate days.

    As a civil engineering student, I visited a wastewater treatment plant. one of the unit processes involves bubbling massive amounts of air through the wastewater (to stimulate bacteria into eat the organic matter) in large open-air tanks. As a result of the aeration, the density of water is much lower than the density of the human body. Therefore, anyone falling into one of these aeration tanks would immediately sink to the bottom. My first thought (and that of many others I've spoken with) is that the aeration tanks are perfect places to murder / dispose of bodies in. You're guaranteed they'll drown; plus you've got the bacteria already there in a nice chomping mood. I have no idea how long this would take to completely dispose of a body (or at least down to bones), but it sure is an underutilized method...

    1. Re:this reminds of my undergraduate days... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      suggestion noted ;-)

    2. Re:this reminds of my undergraduate days... by Molina+the+Bofh · · Score: 5, Insightful

      First you say these tanks are the perfect place to murder/body disposal. Then you say it's underutilized. How do you know, then ?

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    3. Re:this reminds of my undergraduate days... by mazarin5 · · Score: 1

      Sounds like you went to a tough school!

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    4. Re:this reminds of my undergraduate days... by dissy · · Score: 1

      > First you say these tanks are the perfect place to murder/body disposal. Then
      > you say it's underutilized. How do you know, then ?

      > > My first thought (and that of many others I've spoken with) is that the
      > > aeration tanks are perfect places to murder / dispose of bodies in.

      Re-read the first three words of what you are quoting.
      That was his first thought.
      THEN he followed up with his 2nd, 3rd, and following thoughts.

      Finally, he never claimed to know anything, simply those were his thoughts.

      But yea, way to attack him :P

    5. Re:this reminds of my undergraduate days... by babbage · · Score: 1

      His lack of a reply suggests that his peers have applauded his ingenuity... :-)

    6. Re:this reminds of my undergraduate days... by TheLink · · Score: 1

      Actually the perfect place for "murder/body disposal" would be near a lava pit or in an iron ore smelting plant.

      Chuck the body/person into the lava or molten iron. Poof.

      The aeration tanks don't sound very effective.

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    7. Re:this reminds of my undergraduate days... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Apparently pigs will eat human flesh and bones, so a pig farm would be quite handy...

    8. Re:this reminds of my undergraduate days... by ckaminski · · Score: 1

      Pigs will eat ANYTHING dude. I've never seen such ravenous beasts in all my days. Hell, even Tigers have the good sense not to eat crap... pigs will eat each other given ample opportunity.

      Which is why they are called pigs. :-)

      As Bricktop would say: Be careful Turkish, of any man who keeps a pig farm!

    9. Re:this reminds of my undergraduate days... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Get liquid oxygen, and lots of it.

  4. No Discovery Channel Down Under? by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 5, Informative

    The Bermuda Triangle episode is on every few months and they cover the methane angle.

    Looks like it was first proposed in 1981.

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    1. Re:No Discovery Channel Down Under? by dpash · · Score: 1

      It has certainly been mentioned on BBC's Horizon at least ten years ago.

    2. Re:No Discovery Channel Down Under? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Curiously, for the amount of air and sea traffic that regularly passes through the bermuda triangle, compared to the number of sinkings, it's not all that remarkable an area for disappearances. A vessel is no more likely to go down there than it is anywhere else. It is however, a rather busy area when all things are considered, and in the past 100 years was even more so.

  5. so whats new about this? by beyonddeath · · Score: 0

    Many people have known about this theory for years. So they calculated oh itll take... say 5 minutes for this ship and 10 for another... who cares, when they have video of a ship sinking then that should be on /.!

  6. You need a model for that? by YouHaveSnail · · Score: 3, Interesting

    1. Giant undersea release of methane or any other gas bubbles upward.
    2. Unfortunate ship finds itself directly above said bubbles, weighs more than water/gas mixture and is suddenly no longer boyant.
    3. Ship literally falls into the sea.

    But there are many questions, none of which the article seems to answer. If these enormous methan releases exist, why has nobody every seen one? (Well, because they only occur once in a while, and they happen out at sea, and anyone who might have seen one probably now sleeps with the fishes.) More to the point, now that we think they might happen, how can we get a look at one? We apparently know where there are large methane deposits, so can we put a buoy with a camera nearby? Can we find evidence of a release on satellite photos? Can we hear them with underwater microphones? Or with seismographs? Are ships that might have been sunk by this sort of thing equipped with "black boxes" that would help us know how and why they sank?

    1. Re:You need a model for that? by Lars+T. · · Score: 1

      Oh, people have seen it, and even filmed it.

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    2. Re:You need a model for that? by n1ywb · · Score: 1

      set off some explosives on the sea bed to trigger a landslide, watch the bubbles from a submersible or something.

      I rest my case. I mean case closed.
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    3. Re: You need a model for that? by questamor · · Score: 1

      why has nobody every seen one?

      They certainly have. a BBC documentary called "The day the oceans boiled" (may not be the exact title) has video footage of methane rising from the sea. Not only is it rising and bubbling away for quite some time, but it's burning. The scene is shown several dozen times throughout the show, but it looks to be at least a few minutes long.

      For a ship to sink, all you need is to drop it low enough for ocean to flow in on top. 20-30 seconds would be more than enough.

    4. Re:You need a model for that? by the+pickle · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      1. Giant undersea release of methane or any other gas bubbles upward.
      2. Unfortunate ship finds itself directly above said bubbles, weighs more than water/gas mixture and is suddenly no longer boyant.
      3. Ship literally falls into the sea.


      Uh, don't you mean:

      1. Giant undersea release of methane or any other gas bubbles upward.
      2. ???
      3. Profit!

      Just a thought.

      p

    5. Re:You need a model for that? by YouHaveSnail · · Score: 2, Funny

      Uh, don't you mean:

      Unfortunately, in this case, it's more like:

      1. Giant undersea release of methane or any other gas bubbles upward.
      2. ???
      3. Loss.

    6. Re:You need a model for that? by fluffy666 · · Score: 1

      This sequence of events has been caught on video for a semi submersable oil rig which 'blew out' a gas well. So it can happen artificially..

      However, for it to happen naturally is extremely unlikely. First, methane hydrates in quantity sufficient to sink a ship are very rare -most occurs in very dispersed form making up less than 1% of the sedimentary volume. Second, the T/P conditions for a large, continuous deposit would have to change very rapidly indeed to get bubbles at the surface - if you only change the conditions slightly, the methane hydrate just dissolves in the seawater and would take days or weeks to reach the atmosphere. You'd need a mass spectromoeter to detect the stuff.

      The only feasable ways for this to happen naturally are a) An undersea volcanic eruption directly into a massive hydrate deposit, or b) An earthquake fracturing a natural gas deposit under the sea (a natural blow out). Both events would happen, at a guess, less than once in a thousand years.

      And of course, objects with a sufficently low density (ie inflatable lifeboats) would still float, so you would expect at least these.

    7. Re:You need a model for that? by Molina+the+Bofh · · Score: 1

      Did they sink too ?

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    8. Re:You need a model for that? by ckaminski · · Score: 1

      And of course, objects with a sufficently low density (ie inflatable lifeboats) would still float, so you would expect at least these.
      <P>
      Presuming of course that someone was quick enough to unlash the lifeboats, get in them, and survive any potential surface fires that might engulf them after the boat sank?
      <P>

    9. Re:You need a model for that? by Lars+T. · · Score: 1

      AFAIK not. Would that prove anything?

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    10. Re:You need a model for that? by patbob · · Score: 1
      Giant undersea release of methane

      The original article talked about one giant bubble, but I think you have it here.. one needs just enough small ones to lower the density of the water sufficiently to cause the ship to sink in. Ships operate at pretty tight tolerances against the density of the water since it tends not to change too much. Probably only a 10% density difference would be enough to make the ship sink in until the deck was under water.

      Hmmm.. sounds like an interesting way for a submarine to sink a battleship :-) Duh.. that's it! The Al Qaeda (sp?) Navy subs have been testing just this sort of weapon in the Bermuda Triangle for years now, just so they can try and sink lots of cargo ships, thus putting the US economy in a total shambles. Of Course!

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  7. Bermuda-Triangle-like by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Troll

    To me Bermuda-Triangle-like means John Edward's style BS from the 70s that's been fully debunked.

  8. Beans.... by seater · · Score: 0, Troll

    Moral of the story...

    The divers in the Bermuda Triangle need to stop eating so many beans before diving.

  9. Possible Naval Defensive Weapon? by kabocox · · Score: 1

    What would it take to adapt this as a weapon? Heck all you really need are lots of pressurized tanks with a few senors to determine if a ship was expected to pass over. It said it sinks the ship by reducing the density of the water. Wouldn't having tanks of pressurized air which was released as bubbles or may be a plant whose sole purpose was to make lots of little bubbles to sink ships. Would it work? What kind of environmental effects would happen?

    1. Re:Possible Naval Defensive Weapon? by NarcolepticTerrorPoo · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Already done. Modern torpedo's work in a similar fashion. They explode underneath a ship creating a bubble of gas. While the bow and stern are still boyant the center of the ship is not so the ship breaks in two under the stress.

    2. Re:Possible Naval Defensive Weapon? by kabocox · · Score: 1

      Thanks, I always thought that they exploded. Learned something new today. Could it work having several mile long pipe constantly releasing tiny bubbles?

      How wide of an area is required?

    3. Re:Possible Naval Defensive Weapon? by ceejayoz · · Score: 1

      What?

      I was under the impression that the torpedo warhead punching a sizeable hole in the ship's hull did the work.

    4. Re:Possible Naval Defensive Weapon? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You may have been under that impression, but the parent is, in fact, correct.

    5. Re:Possible Naval Defensive Weapon? by Nykon · · Score: 1

      Maybe even just methane mines, that had a chemical mixt that would simulate the same effect as these "methane bubbles".

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    6. Re:Possible Naval Defensive Weapon? by hraefn · · Score: 2, Informative

      It's not only boyancy and gravity working against the ship, but also pressure. This is why a torpedo works against any side of a submarine.

      You can read a thorough description, and see daigrams, here

    7. Re:Possible Naval Defensive Weapon? by Alsee · · Score: 1

      I don't know about torpedos, but this is the main way mines function. Link.

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  10. It's too much for me by Molina+the+Bofh · · Score: 2, Funny

    So you're saying that deep under the sea, in the Bermuda Triangle, lies hordes of mutant water-breathing, ship-sinking killer farting cows ?

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    1. Re:It's too much for me by NanoGator · · Score: 1

      "So you're saying that deep under the sea, in the Bermuda Triangle, lies hordes of mutant water-breathing, ship-sinking killer farting cows ?"

      That's a troll? Are there hordes of mutant water-breathing ship sinking killer farting cows reading Slashdot that might be offended?

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    2. Re:It's too much for me by mattsucks · · Score: 1

      No, the "hordes of mutant water-breathing ship sinking killer farting cows" are apparently generating my Slashdot pages.

    3. Re:It's too much for me by Molina+the+Bofh · · Score: 1

      Water damages computers; to read Slashdot you can't be under water. No water, no ships either. Therefore, the offended ones were the regular hordes of mutant air-breathing killer farting cows.

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    4. Re:It's too much for me by Brandybuck · · Score: 1

      nobody ever suspects the manatee

      Our chief weapon is flatulence. Flatulance and mass... Our two weapons are flatulence and mass... and sensory bristles. Wait. Our three weapons are flatulence, mass and sencory bristles... and an almost complete lack of natural predators...

      Sorry, I'll come in again...

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  11. Just checkin... by mojoviper · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I doubt it, but I have to ask. Since they mentioned the Bermuda Triangle; any possible linkage w/ planes flying through these methane-bubble infested waters? *shrug*

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    1. Re:Just checkin... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      planes flying through these methane-bubble infested waters

      Methane or not, any plane that tries to fly through water won't get very far...

    2. Re:Just checkin... by bhtooefr · · Score: 1

      That WOULD explain it - planes flying through methane, KABOOM! However, the other reply is right - they won't by flying THROUGH the waters - maybe over?

  12. Skepdic by GuyMannDude · · Score: 2, Informative

    Seriously, the methane angle has already been proposed a long time ago. And anytime you hear something fantasitical, you should at least consult the skepdic site to see what rational people are thinking. Here's the link for Bermuda Triangle accidents. Most skeptics think pirates are the real cause of disappearances.

    GMD

    1. Re:Skepdic by joelsanda · · Score: 0

      "Most skeptics think pirates are the real cause of disappearances."

      Maybe it was a combination of the pirates and their gas!

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  13. Plausible, but... by mind21_98 · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Isn't methane gas less dense than water? If that's the case, wouldn't it simply float upward and have no effect on the ship? Just curious.

    1. Re:Plausible, but... by snake_dad · · Score: 1

      Well gee.. if the gas would stay below it wouldn't influence ships, now, would it? The Discovery thing that has been mentioned a couple of times already demonstrates it in a waterlaboratory. A model ship in water, gas bubbles up, big stink, momentarily less boyancy for the ship, ship sinks.

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  14. Another source of methane bubbles by 3waygeek · · Score: 1
    1. Re:Another source of methane bubbles by cyril3 · · Score: 1
      Who writes the headlines.

      'Whale flatulance stuns scientists' indeed

  15. Well, If they think that this could explain by RCO · · Score: 1

    the Bermuda-Triangle, then maybe they should see if they can't find some of the ships that came up missing in that area.
    1. If they find any, they may be able to determine what cause it to sink.
    2. If they find any, they can prove that they didn't just disappear.
    3. Even if they don't find any, maybe they can determine if there is a large deposite of methane in that area.

    What the heck, it would give them something to do, and maybe lead to other research involving the ocean.

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  16. Woooh! by DrMorris · · Score: 2, Funny

    Thank god there are no ships cruising around in my bathtub. They'd sink pretty soon when all those methane bubbles would hit them.

    1. Re:Woooh! by TeknoHog · · Score: 1

      Actually, while fart may contain some methane, the smelly part is actually thiols. They are like alcohols, but the oxygen replaced by sulphur. For example ethanol corresponds to thioethanol.

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  17. Sure...sure... by Hard_Code · · Score: 1, Funny

    That's just want the cia-funded alien-descended atlantians WANT you to believe!

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    1. Re:Sure...sure... by mattsucks · · Score: 1

      I for one .... oh never mind.

  18. Shouldn't that be whale flatulence? by Bowling+Moses · · Score: 1

    2003 saw the first scientifically reported incidence of a whale flatulence. A picture and writeup can be found here. Warning: the picture caption is bound to induce fits of giggles in young children...or people like me who still find poop jokes funny.

    1. Re:Shouldn't that be whale flatulence? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "The picture is of an Antarctic minke whale taken from the bow of a ship," Gales explained. "The white bits in the photo are pieces of ice-floe, the stream of pinky color behind the whale is a fecal plume -- a.k.a. "poo" -- the large circle in the water is indeed the physical eruption of the whale's flatulence."

      hehehe...

      poo.

      ahaahahahahah..

    2. Re:Shouldn't that be whale flatulence? by Tackhead · · Score: 1
      > 2003 saw the first scientifically reported incidence of a whale flatulence. A picture and writeup can be found here . Warning: the picture caption is bound to induce fits of giggles in young children...or people like me who still find poop jokes funny.

      From the article: "...the Australian Antarctic Division scientists have developed a method that allows them to collect whale feces and study its DNA to figure out what the whale recently consumed. "

      Quick! Patent that before Jeff Bezos does!

    3. Re:Shouldn't that be whale flatulence? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The ship's captain, Joe Borkowski III: "The stream of pinky color behind the whale is a fecal plume -- a.k.a. "poo"

  19. Silly by quandrum · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The real mystery of the Bermuda Triangle is why it's a mystery at all. Modern record keeping shows there haven't been more lost ships then one should expect for an area that large (500,000 square miles) with as much traffic as it gets (which is a lot, though no figures for you today!)

    It's just one of those weird cultural meme's that people shouldn't waste time trying to explain.

    1. Re:Silly by iggymanz · · Score: 1

      the real mystery is why The Learning Channel and Discovery channel are considered an authoritative and serious source of information by so many half-braindead couch potatoes.

      Not only does the area get alot of traffic, but it's been a haven of pirates for at least the last four centuries. yeesh.

    2. Re:Silly by KevinIsOwn · · Score: 1

      But are there as many unsolved boating accidents other places? There are a large number of accidents that have gone unexplained and that is why mystery surrounds that area.

      However, it is entirely likely that there are the same number of unsolved boat sinkings in other areas as well, but the Bermuda triangle just happened to have a rash of them at some point.

    3. Re:Silly by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh, so you have some authoritative information saying that more piracy occurs in the bermuda triangle than in other busy waters? If not, then you're simply re-stating the author's opinion with explicit respect to piracy as a "normal" cause of shipping losses.

    4. Re:Silly by Schemat1c · · Score: 1
      But are there as many unsolved boating accidents other places? There are a large number of accidents that have gone unexplained and that is why mystery surrounds that area.

      I once saw a show where they picked a random part of the ocean near Europe which had the same traffic patterns as the Bermuda area. They then looked at all the past maritime records they could find and found the same percentage of unsolved accidents. The myth began from all the books written about the famous Flight 19 incident and just grew from there.

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  20. guilt or innocence? by marcus · · Score: 2, Funny

    Perhaps he is innocent(of this form of treatment plant utilization) and didn't really think it through.

    Or...

    He HAS utilized a plant this way, has also utilized other disposal "methods", is speaking from experience, and he's trying to cover himself.

    If the former, then he should be modded up as "interesting".

    If the latter, then he should be modded up as "informative". ;-)

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  21. Methyl-Hydrate by Kevin+Burtch · · Score: 3, Interesting


    "The ice-like methane deposits can break off and become gaseous as they rise, creating bubbles at the surface."

    Pretty pathetic that this "scientist" just rehashes a decades-old theory dealing with methyl-hydrate, without even calling it by name.

    One cool thing about the program on Discovery that others have already mentioned, is that they show a chunk of the stuff that a guy pulled up from the bottom... he lit it while holding it in his hand!

    Flaming snowballs are cool!
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    1. Re:Methyl-Hydrate by beakerboy · · Score: 1

      Just a bit of an elaboration... Gas hydrates aren't so much "ice-like methane deposits" as is implied by the article. Gas hydrates ARE ice deposits that happen to have the correct crystalline structure to trap particles of gas in them. To form the hydrates, you need a gas/liquid interface and the correct gas. I believe that methane and CO2 are commonly used ones. Not sure how much bigger the gas molecules can get before they no longer fit in the crystal structure.

  22. Re:Not new. Read about it many, many years ago. by FooAtWFU · · Score: 1

    Same here. And it was in a book that was a few decades old at the time.

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  23. The Methane comes from the "Deep Ones" farting.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Uhh.. Yeah, cuz it's written in the Necromonicon.. or something..

  24. Smoking really can kill by WindBourne · · Score: 1

    And the tobacco industry claims that smoking does not kill.

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  25. Explains the planes also by clckwrkMalChick · · Score: 1
    Yeah, this is old, but I haven't seen it mentioned about the planes though. The methane rising from the surface forms a cloud when a plane flys through it would kill the lift and pretty much drop it out of the air.

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    1. Re:Explains the planes also by at_kernel_99 · · Score: 1

      Uh, actually it doesn't work to explain aircraft losses. Methane is a gas. Air. Even if somehow this giant bubble of methane doesn't mix with regular air, when the plane flies through bubble lift is not lost, as the same physics that allow a plane to fly in regular air will also work in other gasses.

    2. Re:Explains the planes also by Detritus · · Score: 1

      The plane isn't going to be flying very long if its engines stall from lack of oxygen.

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    3. Re:Explains the planes also by Carnildo · · Score: 1

      The engines stall, the pilot goes into a glide and restarts the engines when he's away from the methane. At any reasonable altitude, an airplane should be able to make at least ten miles before reaching sea level.

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    4. Re:Explains the planes also by the+Haldanian · · Score: 1

      Do planes carry oxygen or are they feeding the pilots pressurised air?

      If they had emergency oxygen, they might have to be quick witted. I don't think they cover this in pilot training. Pressure loss, yeah. Large clouds of unexpected flatulence, nope.

      And as the other guy said, 'bang' :-)

    5. Re:Explains the planes also by clckwrkMalChick · · Score: 1
      hrmm, if I remember my physics correctly, lift is created by the drag on the bottom of the wing creating lower air pressure on the top of the wing. Bubbles of methane, in one giant mass or not, would create a lower pressure under the wings when it hit it, either equalizing the air pressure on both sides, or lowering the air pressure on the bottom. Therefore killing lift. Maybe I don't remember correctly but it doesn't sound too far fetched.

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  26. Obligatory... by smithmc · · Score: 2, Funny


    I, for one, welcome our new flatulent ship-eating overlords.

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  27. one word explains why you are wrong: by BobTheLawyer · · Score: 1

    bang

  28. Satan.... by Tore+S+B · · Score: 1

    ...Was that you?!?

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  29. Minnow go boom! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Any bubble of methane big enough to sink the ss minnow would probley sucked into the engine and at a 15% mix with atmosphere would ignite. If our bubble was big enough the resulting shock wave would kill the crew (can you say fuel/air bomb?) and probley damage it enough to sink the now crewless ship.
    boboq

  30. Speaking of flatulence by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

    We already knew that loose lips sunk ships. Now it seems that hips are a possibility also.

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    1. Re:Speaking of flatulence by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Does that mean that the Bermuda Triangle is in fact the bathtup of the goatse man?

  31. USN by Detritus · · Score: 1

    The Navy has underwater sound surveillance networks that have been in place for decades. I believe they have a program for making declassified data available to scientists.

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  32. re: Methane Bubbles Could Sink Ships by Tablizer · · Score: 1

    They can sink careers too. I farted once during a job interview in a poorly ventellated room.

  33. Not a new concept by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Designers and workers on big ocean oil rigs have known and feared methane deposits for many, many years. Applying the same arguments to ships is not exactly new or innovative.

    (As you might imagine, hitting a patch of methane while drilling for oil can be hazard to the rig's -- and the workers' -- health. And it's not an uncommon occurrence.)

  34. Yeah, but... by rwa2 · · Score: 1

    what about all of the airplane downings in the same area? What's that you say? It was only a movie? Oh

    1. Re:Yeah, but... by TeknoHog · · Score: 1

      The methane may explode when it hits some electrical parts of the airplane.

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  35. Where o reporters get this stuff by cyril3 · · Score: 1
    I went to the authors home pages etc and there is no mention of this work in either area. It make you wonder what the story was based on.

    Both guys work in areas associated with modeling and fluid dynamics so you can see that they might have been associated with it but if it was good enough to get into the news you'd think they would have some reference to it on their sites or their schools sites.

  36. Y'know, I was gonna say something sarcastic by Tau+Zero · · Score: 1
    But then I realized you had a very valid point.
    Do planes carry oxygen or are they feeding the pilots pressurised air?
    Depends on the plane, but even pressurized aircraft feed their systems on outside air and pilot oxygen systems are usually supplemental rather than 100%. Low-altitude aircraft don't bother with pressurization or oxygen.

    If either one took a slug of combustible mixture into the cabin and someone had a cigarette, kiss the craft goodbye.

    If they had emergency oxygen, they might have to be quick witted. I don't think they cover this in pilot training.
    You're right, they don't. On the other hand, flight through clouds of toxic gas is not a hazard which affects many people. I'm not sure how fast methane would poison you anyway; if it would take longer to render the pilot(s) incapable of controlling the aircraft than it would take to glide out of the cloud, then it's survivable regardless.

    No idea what ignition would do. Most aircraft's flying speed is faster than the normal flame speed, so unless the cloud was well-mixed to form a combustible mixture throughout it might not do very much except burn at the edges (which one would rapidly glide away from).

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  37. Thats what they said.This is what they mean by cyril3 · · Score: 1
    We combine simple experiments and numerical simulations to study the effect of a large, single gas bubble rising underneath a floating body. Our motivation is the possible hazards arising from naturally occurring methane gas hydrates in the North Sea. For floating bodies that possess a hull length of similar scale to the bubble's radius of curvature, we identify the conditions for the floating body to sink. Our experiments allow us to extend and benchmark numerical simulations using smoothed particle hydrodynamics. There is good agreement between the simulations and experiment. (C)2003 American Association of Physics Teachers.

    Answered my own question. This from the abstract to the article in Amer Jnl of Physics (it was referenced in the MSN article on the topic)

    So the article is not so much about the discovery that methane might sink ships but about the conditions under which it can happen together with the mathmatics of the situation.

    Its probably good math and advances the usefulness of smoothed particle hydrodynamics. We can say that bubbles sink ships but these guys are trying to find out how big the bubble has to be etc. Discovery channel probably put a hugh bubble in their tank so that the effect would be obvious.

    Its a pity it got reported as a discovery and instantly attracts derision because its been around for 10 years as a theory.

    Must have been a slow science news day Tuesday.

  38. I proved this true when I was 8.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Playing in the bath tub with some platic ships, all I did was fart. That was enough turbulance to sink any ship.

  39. So that..... by ratfynk · · Score: 1

    So that's what happened to my rubber duckie!

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