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X10 Files For Chapter 11 Bankruptcy Protection

telstar writes "As a followup to the recent Slashdot story about X10 losing a $4.3 million patent infringement suit over pop-unders, X10, the wireless camera company that 'only last year billed itself as the world's largest online advertiser', have filed for Chapter 11 bankruptcy protection. This allows them to continue to operate, but they'll be shielded from creditors while they reorganize their finances - so rest easy, X10 popups are here to stay."

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  1. Popups by KillerHamster · · Score: 5, Funny

    X10 popups have made the Web what it is today. Losing them would be like losing a part of one's body. I'm glad to hear they will still be with us.

    Long live X10!

    1. Re:Popups by fireboy1919 · · Score: 3, Funny

      I suppose that's true from a certain point of view.

      After all, excrement is a part of your body before leaving your digestive tract, right?

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    2. Re:Popups by tsetem · · Score: 4, Funny

      ...Losing them would be like losing a part of one's body. I'm glad to hear they will still be with us.

      And which part of one's body would that be, that genital wart, or that superfluous nipple? I was thinking maybe herpes too, but that's just a disease...

    3. Re:Popups by Jogar+the+Barbarian · · Score: 4, Funny

      And which part of one's body would that be, that genital wart, or that superfluous nipple?

      I like my superfluous nipples. When it's cold and they dent my shirt, I'm reminded of Alicia Silverstone's outfit in Batman & Robin. This is a pleasant thing.

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    4. Re:popups by vrai · · Score: 2, Funny
      click on something and it dosn't work (eg. the CNN poles

      Honestly, those lazy Polish bastards. CNN give them nice jobs in the US compiling polls for their website, and do they work? Some people have no sense of gratitude!

  2. Shocked! Just shocked! by rjamestaylor · · Score: 5, Funny

    1) Spend bazillions on new web marketing campaign
    2) Alienate web users with pop-unders and fake pr0n
    3) ???
    4) Bankrupcy!

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  3. Poetic justice...? by Empiric · · Score: 5, Funny

    So, someone caught X10 with their pants down, so to speak?

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  4. Conspiracy! by varjag · · Score: 1, Funny

    X10, the wireless camera company that 'only last year billed itself as the world's largest online advertiser', have filed for Chapter 11 bankruptcy protection.

    That must be their new business plan:

    1. Obtain protection, and change the name to X11 to 'show aprreciation' of Chapter 11
    2. Sue X Consortium for trademark violation
    3. Profit!

    Sounds far-fetched? Well, SCO does even more fascinating stunts!

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  5. bummer by andih8u · · Score: 2, Funny

    X10 going backrupt? That's just as depressing as the eventual announcement that Darl McBride has looted the SCO accounts and fled to the Carribean.

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  6. KOMPRESSOR DESTROY X10!! by sfraggle · · Score: 0, Funny

    girl is naked, take a movie
    girl is looking, picture cutie
    you buy thing from pop up banner
    you get wallet, purchase camera

    we must destroy x10, we must destroy all internet ads
    we must destroy x10, we must destroy all internet ads

    window pop up on the screen
    taking control of my machine
    making all internet user insane
    x10 profit goes down the drain

    girl is naked, take a movie
    girl is looking, picture cutie
    you buy thing from pop up banner
    you get wallet, purchase camera

    we must destroy x10, we must destroy all internet ads
    we must destroy x10, we must destroy all internet ads

    the economy failing is x10 fault
    popping up window is computer assault
    window popup again and again
    only solution is crush x10

    we must destroy x10, we must destroy all internet ads
    we must destroy x10, we must destroy all internet ads
    we must destroy x10, we must destroy all internet ads
    we must destroy x10, we must destroy all internet ads

    - Kompressor

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  7. Chapter 11 == X11 by Lispy · · Score: 3, Funny

    So that would make them X11 then?
    Well, confusing. Whats more, What are these popups you speak of? Use a decent browser and you wont have them...not at all.

    1. Re:Chapter 11 == X11 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      X++

  8. In all my life.... by PeeweeJD · · Score: 2, Funny

    In all my life, I have never been happier to read a headline than right now. X10 filed for bankruptcy directly because of pop-up ads.

    Today is a great day

  9. Re:Sad for the brothers by FatalTourist · · Score: 2, Funny

    The three brothers that won the settlement the other day are by far the biggest creditor, so I assume that they get first crack at any assets when X10 goes under.

    That's a lot of little cameras to play with.
    Sorority houses had better watch out for any suspicious plumbers coming to "fix the shower".

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  10. Well duh! by Zygote-IC- · · Score: 4, Funny

    Of course they are broke! I imagine the food and housing bill alone skyrocketed after all those hot chicks kept breaking into their living rooms, bedrooms and porches.
    Luckily I have a camera to keep them away...at least I think it's the camera that does it..

  11. ambiguity at its finest by pj737 · · Score: 1, Funny
    "The privately held firm, based in Kent, Wash., estimated its assets at between $1 million and $10 million, and its debts at between $10 million and $50 million"

    Wow, and I thought my checking was screwed up. Let me see... yeah, I can safely confirm that I have between $1,000 and $10,000 in my checking account right now. Sheesh

  12. Re:Sad for the brothers by chiph · · Score: 2, Funny

    It seems that X10 has assets of $1-10M, and debts of $10-50M.

    How much of that debt belongs to their bandwidth provider?

    "Nevermind, we'll make it up on volume!"

    Chip H.

  13. Horrible Timing! by telstar · · Score: 3, Funny

    Just when I was starting to get some good footage on the nanny-cam!

  14. New Special by boatboy · · Score: 3, Funny

    NEW! Bankruptcy special! Buy 1 X10 Super-Delux Cameramatic 5000 and get your own pop-under Javascript Code FREE!

  15. Re:Sad for the brothers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    As a multimillionaire, I can tell you that I always keep my millions in a suitcase underneath my mattress. Why? Because it really pisses people off. Though not as much as when I use $100 bills to light my cigars.