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Writing in Space with a Cheap Ballpoint Pen

Roland Piquepaille writes "Some days bring big surprises. Like many people, I always believed that it was impossible to write in space with ordinary pens because ink would not flow. So imagine my astonishment when I read Pedro Duque's diary from space this morning. Pedro Duque is an astronaut since 1992. Now, he's on board of the International Space Station (ISS) since October 18, 2003. And he's writing -- from space -- with a cheap ballpoint pen, like Russians apparently always did: 'So I also took one of our ballpoint pens, courtesy of the European Space Agency (just in case Russian ballpoint pens are special), and here I am, it doesn't stop working and it doesn't "spit" or anything.' Isn't it amazing? This summary contains more details and a photograph of Pedro Duque on board ISS." Note that NASA didn't go crazy developing a pen for space. Surface tension is the important factor for all pens, not gravity.

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  1. Sometimes there is pressure, I understand. by Futurepower(R) · · Score: 3, Informative


    The ink cartridges in some pens is pressurized.

  2. Oh no, another childhood belief has been smashed! by Phoenix-kun · · Score: 5, Funny

    What's next? That astronauts didn't actually drink Tang in space? All those glasses of orange drink just so I could be like them gone to waste?

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  3. gravity doesn't matter? by lethalwp · · Score: 4, Interesting


    if gravity doesn't matter, explain me why you can't use a sheet of paper and a ballpoint pen on a wall for more than 5 minutes ?

    1. Re:gravity doesn't matter? by BogWart · · Score: 4, Informative

      I think lack of gravity matters. In your upside down pen, gravity will pull the ink away from the ball.

    2. Re:gravity doesn't matter? by angusr · · Score: 5, Informative
      (That'll teach me to check that I'm actually logged in before posting...)

      Because gravity is still in action on the ink when the pen is horizontal, at a guess. Writing with the pen held horizontally isn't the same as writing in microgravity - in microgravity the stickiness of the ink is more than capable of pulling more ink towards the ball as it writes, whereas with the pen held horizontally in normal G it still has to pull ink "uphill" against gravity towards the top of the ball.

      It'a another example of how nearly impossible it is to extrapolate what happens in space or on the Moon from our experiences on Earth - for more examples, check out Bad Astronomy on the Apollo "Hoax"

    3. Re:gravity doesn't matter? by snipingkills · · Score: 2, Funny

      Because after five minutes you feel dumb and opt for a horizontal surface?

    4. Re:gravity doesn't matter? by ajs318 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      There has to be some force acting on the ink to get it to move at all. With a pen held upright, gravity and surface tension are acting in concert to get ink onto the ball. Invert the pen, and gravity is now opposing surface tension. At some critical value of g, the surface tension and gravity will be exactly equal and the ink will stay where it is. With stronger g, as on Earth, gravity will win over surface tension and the ink will be pulled away from the ball. With weaker g, surface tension will be stronger than gravity and the ink will flow normally.

      Determining this critical value probably is the sort of thing likely to win you an Ig Nobel Prize

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    5. Re:gravity doesn't matter? by Guspaz · · Score: 2, Informative

      You can buy pens that get around this problem. The Cross Ion is a good example; in the ink cartridge (non-pressurized), above the ink, there is what appears to be a clear gel that prevents the ink from moving. As the ink in the cartridge (The ballpoint is part of the cartridge) is used up, the gel travels down the barrel with the ink.

      The pen works perfectly well upside down, I've tried. Probably doesn't cost as much as a pressurized pen either :p

  4. Movie quote by ArbiterOne · · Score: 4, Funny
    "We spent millions of dollars developing the Space Pen program. Know what the Russians did? They used a pencil."
    1. Re:Movie quote by Madcapjack · · Score: 2, Informative
      This is an urban legend (but yes, quoted in a movie)

      http://www.snopes.com/business/genius/spacepen.asp /

  5. Yes, but it isn't over engineered by harris+s+newman · · Score: 3, Funny

    I want a pen that has a help desk in india.

  6. Be fair by 0123456 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    He's writing in a space station that's pressurized and kept at around 20C. The 'space pen' was designed to work in a vacuum in a temperature range of something like -100C to +200C, as experienced on the lunar surface: try doing that with a $0.50 plastic ballpoint.

    1. Re:Be fair by willtsmith · · Score: 2, Insightful

      There is also a danger that the pen will break. Imagine the pain of trying to clean off the walls (& Floating) in Zero G.

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    2. Re:Be fair by kinnell · · Score: 3, Funny

      Pencils don't work at -100C because the graphite freezes.

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    3. Re:Be fair by Dun+Malg · · Score: 4, Insightful
      Oh well then you write with a pen inside the shuttle and when you have landed on the moon write with a pencil. Its not as if a broken pencil lead...

      Pencils in spacecraft are a safety hazard for the very reason you state above. Not the lunar goats, but the broken lead. Graphite is conductive. Little bits of conductive material floating about in zero-G in a spacecraft full of electronic doodads is a catastrophic short circuit waiting to happen. Yeah, they shield the critical circuits, and yeah, it'd be better if every square centimeter of a spacecraft was checked for "graphite vulnerability", but the best solution is still to have a "no pencils" rule. Solves the problem nicely.

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    4. Re:Be fair by Gaijin42 · · Score: 2, Informative

      Um the graphite is already "frozen" because it is in its solid state.

      Its not liquid or gas is it?

  7. David Bowie's new pen commercial by bcolflesh · · Score: 3, Funny

    "Here I am floating in my tin can far above the world planet Earth is blue and my trusty pen is too!"

  8. Why wouldn't capillary action work in space? by stankulp · · Score: 5, Informative
    It's not gravity that pulls the ink through the tube.

    It's the surface tension propteries of the ink, commonly known as capillary action.

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    1. Re:Why wouldn't capillary action work in space? by j3110 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      It's not capillary action really... it is cohesion to the ball. The ball is rotated, and the ink would rather be on paper than the ball, so the ink leaves, thus creating a void which sucks in more ink.

      There are some real space pens that don't use nitrogen pressure and can be used in both freezing cold and blistering heat because the ink is actually a near solid. The ball's friction tears off the ink as it goes, and the suction (the ball is mainly used as a valve in almost all ink pens) pulls ink in without letting air into the ink well.

      There is a folk tale about ink pens and the cold war that I can't verify. It had to do with the US spending 5 million dollars or more in research to develop a pen that was cheap and would work in space while the Russians just used pencils. If anyone can find the origin of the folk tale, or actually find evidence for this story, I'ld love to read more.

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  9. Re:One Word by tiled_rainbows · · Score: 4, Funny

    Have you ever had trouble writing upside down with a ballpoint anyways?

    yes, I have. Or, as another poster said, on a vertical surface. Also, if I put a ballpoint pen upside-down in my trouser pocket, all the ink dribbles out and gives me a blue stain on my thigh.

    Generally, I don't notice this until I'm in the shower the next morning, and mistake it for a big nasty bruise, especially if I've been out drinking the night before and can't quite remember if I fell over or not.

    I'm still waiting for NASA to solve this problem.


  10. But pencils are still cool... by thrill12 · · Score: 2, Informative

    because they have multiple purposes. Imagine an electronic wire broke within the ISS: Using a pencil one can at least use the conducing graphite to link the two parts together again. I don't see you do this with a cheap (plastic) BIC-pen :=)
    Ofcourse, one can also break a pencil in two, and voila: TWO pencils, you colleague astronaut has one too now...

    Third option, that a pen doesn't normally provide, is the fact that a pencil can be erased more easily without nasty chemicals. Easy if you want to wipe out the last log-entry in which you were a little drunk and have written down nasty things about the flight-captain.
    When you need to draw a very fine line, one can sharpen the pencil to make it so. I don't see them sharpening a pen :)
    Concluding: regardless of the truth of the "pen doesn't work in space but pencil does" story, it is still a much more versatile tool than a pen, so it "works" better....

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    1. Re:But pencils are still cool... by willtsmith · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Of course graphite contaminant floting in the air and sooting up the entire station is of no concern to you.

      Regarding graphite conduction, I'm sure that it would make ANY part misbehave. It would be better to use the metal shell of a pen ;-)

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    2. Re:But pencils are still cool... by Bendebecker · · Score: 2, Insightful

      "the fact that a pencil can be erased more easily without nasty chemicals"
      But it leaves all that rubber shit from the eraser floating around.:)

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    3. Re:But pencils are still cool... by libra-dragon · · Score: 2, Funny
      But it leaves all that rubber shit from the eraser floating around.:)

      The rubber shit is to insulate the electronics from the conductive graphite.

    4. Re:But pencils are still cool... by c4ffeine · · Score: 2

      Believe it or not, i found a friend of mine sharpening pens the other day. THey get pretty sharp there. Unfortunately, sharpening them does not signifigantly improve the quality of the writing, but that's a different story. My point is, you can sharpen pens

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  11. Re:Amazing Technology by hatrisc · · Score: 2, Insightful

    would you trust your research to a pencil? i wouldn't. i'd have to write it in pen when i got home, so that when the pencil fades (like my physics notes from 3 years ago), i'd still have the pen copy.

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  12. No gravity to work *against* surface tension... by aquarian · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Surface tension is indeed the important factor, but what you're missing is this: although gravity is not needed for the pen to write, in space it's not working against you when you try to write upside down.

  13. NASA spent $2.95 per pan for 400 pens by cs668 · · Score: 3, Informative

    I guess in 1965-67 business and business leaders still had some integrety.

    Fisher just developed the pens to be helpfull.

    Of course having NASA use his pens was great advertising and did give them a great run in the comercial sector.

  14. Space exploration in full retreat by amightywind · · Score: 5, Interesting
    Roland Piquepaille writes "Some days bring big surprises. Like many people, I always believed that it was impossible to write in space with ordinary pens because ink would not flow. So imagine my astonishment when I read Pedro Duque's diary from space this morning...

    In the 60's we longed to use space technology to explore other worlds, and did a great job of it. Then we decided to make spaceflight routine and do great science on orbital space stations. They would be used as stepping stones to the Moon and Mars we were told. What we got is an expensive, perpetual, and feckless welfare program for the exploration of triviality. In the 30 years since Apollo we have answered such pressing questions as: How long does it take to get sick in space while spinning on a gyroscope? Can spiders spin webs in zero g? Can ballpoint pens work in space? With the exception of planetary missions, the current space program is a complete waste.

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  15. what i'd like to know by IIRCAFAIKIANAL · · Score: 2, Funny

    is how he got it past security. Does he have a nail file to? Someone should lock up this terrorist! Somebody call Ashcroft!

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  16. Re:Amazing Technology by ocelotbob · · Score: 5, Informative

    Problem with a pencil is the graphite dust. Normal gravity, graphite dust isn't an issue, it gets mostly on the paper, you don't worry about that. Now, in space, that graphite dust lingers, gets into things, makes the environment not as friendly to be in as it could be. With a pen, this is much less of an issue, as the physics of writing are a lot different.

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  17. I think this is the explanation. by Futurepower(R) · · Score: 4, Informative


    The reason for using pressure in pens, it seems, is that surface tension alone may not be enough to pull a long column of ink through a narrow tube. If there is a little bubble in the column of ink, the surface tension is broken, and there is no way to pull ink past the bubble.

    The problem of a bubble in the column of ink happens on land, too, not just in space. People deal with it by just throwing the pen away. Since cheap pens cost less than 15 cents, someone may develop the habit of throwing away pens without noticing what he is doing. If a bubble develops, it is usually after the pen has had considerable use, so there is little complaint.

    In situations of varying temperature and outside air pressure, unpressurized pens may develop a bubble more easily. Pressurized ink cartridges are a little more reliable, and cost the manufacturer only a little more.

    1. Re:I think this is the explanation. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I dont know about the US, but in India where we dont throw away pens that often (My dad believes that you should use a good "Hero" ink pen for life, and in general writing instruments are treated with some reverence), we just open up the pen, pull out the refill and blow into it. If even that doesnt work, remove the ball and the metal part holding it, blow air at back till ink comes out the other end and put the tip back on. Works everytime (remember to wipe ink off the hands and table).

    2. Re:I think this is the explanation. by bigman2003 · · Score: 4, Funny

      In the U.S., ballpoint pens cost about 7 cents each.

      Typically, I buy a bag or two of them every year or so when they have a big bin at Staples, and throw them into the desk drawer. I usually don't have too much trouble with them, but this discussion has spurred me on to figure out how much time I should spend on trying to get one of these to work.

      I figure that it actually takes about 4 seconds of billed time to buy a new pen.

      This may be a horrible 'throwaway society' viewpoint, but I don't usually spend too much time dicking with my pen before I pull another one out of the drawer. And of course, I throw the first one away, so I don't run into the same problem with it again.

      Usually though, the issue is that I lose all my pens- not that they don't work. Eventually I end up searching through the glovebox in my car, where there is always a vast collection of pens that I have acquired from different places. Obviously there is some sort of subversive pen-exchange system out there, transferring pens around the country.

      I used to own a business where I thought it would be a good idea to give out pens to my customers. Not like a fine gift or anything, but just have stacks of them so people could take them when they wanted to. So I ordered like 5,000 of them, and started handing them out right away.

      Within the first month I got 3 or 4 calls from people telling me that my pens sucked. I figured that if they bothered to call, then they must have really sucked bad. I started testing them, and yes, they really did suck. So I ended up throwing out about 4,750 pens.

      Maybe I should have sent them to India...I can just imagine all of those potential customers blowing on the pens with my company name and logo on them. That would have been fantastic exposure, especially now that a lot of Indians are moving into the area.

      "So sir, how is it that you happened to come into (my former company name)"

      "I used to blow on your pens as a child, and I always dreamed of coming here one day...and telling you that your pens sucked."

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    3. Re:I think this is the explanation. by theonetruekeebler · · Score: 2, Informative
      It's been only recently (last 10 years or so) that all ink manufacturers put a little seal at the end of the tube, so you *can't* blow through it.

      It that seal were airtight, the pen wouldn't work. If you look close you'll see that the little seal is a fibrous material that lets air pass through. It's harder to blow-pressurize, but you can still do it. I survived an English exam like that in high school. The little tuft won't let the ink paste through, so your pen won't "bomb" on you.

      BTW the Pilot EasyTouch I'm writing this with (blue, medium point) has no such seal. Just as well because the blobs of ink tend to come from the front of this pen rather than the back.

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    4. Re:I think this is the explanation. by Drooling+Iguana · · Score: 2, Funny

      Pardon my ignorance, but how the hell are you posting to Slashdot with an ink pen?

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    5. Re:I think this is the explanation. by leeward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Having travelled to India about 20 years ago, that kind of thing remains a strong memory. Coming from the US where we throw away all kinds of things without a second thought, I noticed that a scrap of paper with some empty space on it wasn't thrown away, but reused. And when someone lit a match for their own cigarette, cigarettes appeared from everywhere and that one match would result in maybe 20 lit cigarettes.

  18. Re:Morons: Try writing upside down by gnixdep · · Score: 5, Funny

    Pfft! who's the moron!

    If we have the pen upside-down, the nib won't be on the paper!

  19. One word: by chiph · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Microgravity.

    What happens to all the pencil shavings and eraser crumbs?

    Chip H.

  20. Re:Amazing Technology by angusr · · Score: 2, Interesting
    The graphite dust won't linger long; even in microgravity it's going to end up somewhere due to air circulation, static charge attracting it to something, or a whole host of other mechanisms. It's most likely to end up in an astronaut's lungs or in the air filters. It's not really a problem in either location (your lungs handle worse every day thanks to internal combustion engines and everybody's dead skin) but what is more of a worry is that graphite is a conductor. While dust is unlikely to cause a problem, a whole broken point might be enough to cause a short.

    And that's not a good thing to have in an environment dependent on technology...

  21. You missed the point entirely! by screwthemoderators · · Score: 2, Funny

    Billions of dollars have been siphoned to US technology companies, to precisely those companies in the districts of the senators and representative who voted for this "feckless welfare program." It has served the purpose it was designed for quite well. Are you some sort of Pinko Commie or what? ; )

  22. Re:Amazing Technology by Mrs.+Neutron · · Score: 2, Informative

    Now according to the Snopes article, the main problem was tips breaking off pencils and floating around. Graphite dust would not have been a problem, because I believe they were using lead pencils.

    (Granted, it would be an issue today if pencils are used in space, but in those days, it wasn't.)

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  23. But, in a way, it *is* true.. by adeyadey · · Score: 3, Interesting

    "We spent millions of dollars developing the Space Pen program. Know what the Russians did? They used a pencil."

    Its almost too neat not to be true, and in a way it is! Ok, in fact it was an independant company that spent $1 million on developing a "space" pen, and not NASA themselves, but in the end the US did spend the money, whereas the Russians were happy with the low-tech solution, although of course they took advantage of the high-tech solution once the money was spent.

    The above Russian/US comparison probably holds up better today than the 60's - currently the US is spending $3 billion/year on the (white elephant) Shuttle, whereas the Russians are keeping the ISS running at under $100 million a mission.

    Below is a related extract from a piece posted on www.space.com, by Robert Zubrin - an advocate of reform in the US space program - interesting reading...

    In the recent Columbia hearings, numerous members of congress continually decried the fact that the US space program is "stuck in Low Earth Orbit." This is certainly a serious problem. If it is to be addressed adequately, however, America's political leadership needs to reexamine NASA's fundamental mode of operation.

    Over the course of its history, NASA has employed two distinct modes of operation. The first, prevailed during the period from 1961-1973, and may therefore be called the Apollo Mode. The second, prevailing since 1974, may usefully be called the Shuttle Era Mode, or Shuttle Mode, for short.

    In the Apollo Mode, business is conducted as follows. First, a destination for human spaceflight is chosen. Then a plan is developed to achieve this objective. Following this, technologies and designs are developed to implement that plan. These designs are then built, after which the mission is flown.

    The Shuttle Mode operates entirely differently. In this mode, technologies and hardware elements are developed in accord with the wishes of various technical communities. These projects are then justified by arguments that they might prove useful at some time in the future when grand flight projects are initiated.

    Contrasting these two approaches, we see that the Apollo Mode is destination driven, while the Shuttle Mode pretends to be technology driven, but is actually constituency driven. In the Apollo Mode, technology development is done for mission directed reasons. In the Shuttle Mode, projects are undertaken on behalf of various internal and external technical community pressure groups and then defended using rationales. In the Apollo Mode, the space agency's efforts are focused and directed. In the Shuttle Mode, NASA's efforts are random and entropic.

    Imagine two couples, each planning to build their own house. The first couple decides what kind of house they want, hires an architect to design it in detail, then acquires the appropriative materials to build it. That is the Apollo Mode. The second couple polls their neighbors each month for different spare house-parts they would like to sell, and buys them all, hoping to eventually accumulate enough stuff to build a house. When their relatives inquire as to why they are accumulating so much junk, they hire an architect to compose a house design that employs all the knick-knacks they have purchased. The house is never built, but an adequate excuse is generated to justify each purchase, thereby avoiding embarrassment. That is the Shuttle Mode.

    In today's dollars, NASA average budget from 1961-1973 was about $17 billion per year. This is only 10% more than NASA's current budget. To assess the comparative productivity of the Apollo Mode with the Shuttle Mode, it is therefore useful to compare NASA's accomplishments between 1961-1973 and 1990-2003, as the space agency's total expenditures over these two periods were equal.

    Between 1961 and 1973, NASA flew the Mercury, Gemini, Apollo, Skylab, Ranger, Surveyor, and Mariner missions, and did all the development for the Pioneer, Viking, and Voyager missions as well. In addition, t

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    1. Re:But, in a way, it *is* true.. by orac2 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      the choice of dates in not arbitrary

      I didn't say they were arbitrary, just inappropriate to answering the question of "How much does Apollo Mode cost?"

      Also, I agree it is clear that NASA today is not getting the biggest bang per buck possible -- but this is largely because of the dramatically lower year on year funding, something masked by the 1961-1973 window. This reduced funding meant (the shuttle is an excellent case in point) that high development cost but low operating cost designs had to be abandoned in favor of lower development cost but higher operating cost designs in order to get anything built at all.

      The collapse in funding guaranteed inefficiency and failure, in both the hardware and culture of NASA, so it's a little disengenious to ask why NASA can't do Apollo Mode stuff even though its funding today is comparable to the average over the entire 1961-1973 period.

      It's like filling a car's tank up at the start of a long journey and then only dribbling in a small amount of fuel every 50 miles or so. Even though the overall average fillup for the first and second halves of the journey is very similar (the big fillup at the start gets spread out over all the small fillups in the first half of the journey), you shouldn't be surprised that at the end of your, say 1,000 mile, journey you're out of gas, whereas at the 500 mile mark you still had a healthy reservoir. You could conclude that (a) your fuel efficiency had dropped or (b) including large fueling peaks in your averaging window can be misleading.

      If you're still uncertain, look at the funding graph on page 102 of the Columbia Accident Investigation Board's Report. I think anyone would agree that after looking at that graph that using averages is an inappropriate tool to compare Apollo-Mode funding to Shuttle-Mode funding.

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  24. What a breakthrough! by moonboy · · Score: 2, Funny

    See, space exploration is still teaching us new things. What a breakthrough!

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  25. Re:Oh no, another childhood belief has been smashe by sharkey · · Score: 4, Funny
    All those glasses of orange drink just so I could be like them gone to waste?

    You really could use this.

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  26. Whats a pen? by didipickles · · Score: 2, Funny

    I learned how to write in school. But I don't think I have used that skill since then...

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  27. Don't go knocking the "Space Pen"... by Charlie+Bill · · Score: 2, Interesting

    ...it truly is a thing of wonder. Not much biger than your standard NATO round, mine continues to write as it did the day I got it twelve years ago. (Obviously I'm not writing with it all that much, but a true testament to the ink used).

  28. Why in Space? by cablepokerface · · Score: 2, Funny

    You can easily experiment writing without gravity. Or didn't you guys buy Windows XP?

  29. Re:Oh no, another childhood belief has been smashe by DavidBrown · · Score: 2, Funny

    What's next? That astronauts didn't actually drink Tang in space? All those glasses of orange drink just so I could be like them gone to waste?

    Those glasses of orange juice didn't to go waste. They went to your waist.

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  30. Re:And what I really wonder... by NumLk · · Score: 2, Informative

    This has been tested using a candle on (I believe) one of the first Shuttle missions in the early '80s. Essentially, the flame is a sphere, instead of the traditional oval-ish shape. As long as a slight air current is present (which is on a shuttle due to the ventilation system, and movement in general), the flame will remain lit. If the candle is placed in a sealed container, it will consume the oxygen in the immediate vicinity of the flame, then extinguish. Interestingly, if oxygen is reintroduced to the vicinity of the wick in a short period of time, the flame will reignite. The lack of air current prevents the wick from cooling below the point necessary to sustain combustion as quickly as it would in a traditional environment.

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  31. Re:And what I really wonder... by momus_radar · · Score: 2, Informative

    A ball of fire that lasts until it uses up all available oxygen?

    Yup. That's about right.

  32. Re:Morons: Try writing upside down by mapinguari · · Score: 2, Funny

    Well, duh, there's an easy solution. Turn the paper upside-down too!

  33. This brings new meaning to 'The Write Stuff' by First+Person · · Score: 2, Funny

    Not to be Cross, but Captain Parker's use of a Waterman in orbit is no Bic deal.

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  34. Re:Who's REALLY Smart? by c4ffeine · · Score: 2

    Don't you love how the amount of money we spent on this keeps increasing? I mean, at this rate, we'll have gone bankrupt several times over for a single pen!

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