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Fedora Core 1 Released
EvilAlien writes "The Fedora Project has released Fedora Core 1, aka Yarrow. The release was expected on November 3rd, but was briefly delayed. The release notes has quite a bit of good detail, and is worth checking out for any preliminary questions you may have. Download options include BitTorrent in addition to the traditional collection of FTP mirrors."
Why should I run this? So that RedHat doesn't feel guilty over killing their desktop?
Is this truly the only Earth I can live on?
Ground Control to Yoda Doll
Ground Control to Yoda Doll
Take your ass grease pills and put your helmet on
Ground Control to Yoda Doll
Commencing countdown, engines on
Check ignition and may God's love shove up you
Ten, Nine, Eight, Seven, Six, Five, Four, Three, Two, One, Shove Up
This is Ground Control to Yoda Doll
You've really made the grade
And the papers want to know whose butts you tear
Now it's time to leave the suppository if you dare
"This is Yoda Doll to Ground Control
I'm stepping through the door
And I'm stinking in a most peculiar way
And the ass look very different today
For here am I sitting in an ass can
Far inside the butt
My face is turning blue
And there's nothing I can do
Though I'm past one hundred thousand bowels
I'm feeling very still
And I think my buttship knows which way to go
Tell my wife I ream her very much, she knows"
Ground Control to Yoda Doll
Your circuit's dead, there's something wrong
Can you hear me, Yoda Doll?
Can you hear me, Yoda Doll?
Can you hear me, Yoda Doll?
Can you....
"Here am I floating in my ass can
Far inside his Moon
My face is turning blue
And there's nothing I can do."
1) defecate. preferably after eating senna, ex lax, prunes, cabbage and hot sauces.
2) wipe ass with witch hazel, soothes horrific burns
3) prime anus with anal ease.
4) slather richly a considerable amount of vaseline or other anal lubricants into your rectum at least until the bend and also take your yoda doll or yoda soap on a rope and liberally apply it.
5) pucker your ballon knot several times actuating the sphincter muscle in order to work it in
6) slowly rest yourself onto your yoda figurine
7) make sure to have a mechanism by which to fish yoda out of your rectum, the soap on the rope is especially useful because that is built in.
8) gyrate gleefully in your computer chair while your fat sexless geek nerd loser fat shit self enjoys the prostate massage you'll be getting. Read slashdot. Masturbate to anime. Email one of the editors hoping they will honor you with a reply. Join several more dating services - this time, you dont check the (desired - speaks english) and (desired - literate). You figure you might get a chance then. Order some fucking crap from Think Geek. Get Linux to boot on a Black And Decker Appliance. Wish you could afford a new computer. Argue that IDE is better than SCSI because you cant afford SCSI. Make claims about how Linux rules. Compile a kernel on your 486SX. Claim to hate windows but use it for Everquest. Admire Ghyslain's courage in making that wonderful star wars movie. Officially convert to the Jedi religion. Talk about how cool Mega Tokyo is. Try and make sure you do your regular 50 story submissions to Slashdot, all of which get rejected because people who arent fatter than CowboyNeal can't submit. Fondle shrimpy penis while making a yoda voice and saying, feel the force, padawan, feeel the foooorce, hurgm. Yes. Yes. When 900 years you reach, a dick half as big you will not have.
All in a days work with a yoda figurine rammed up your ass.
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we had to soup up the kode base somewhat to deal with/filter the terabytes of whoreabully infactdead MiSinformation suppLIEd buy the felonious kingdumb of payper liesense softwar gangsters, & their /.puppets/cronIEs
this stuff is unbreakable, & wwworks on several (more than 3) dimensions.
consult with/trust in yOUR creator... get ready to see/hear/feel the light.
Of course a sstem like FreeBSD shows lots of discipline, assholes and pricks like the fags on Slashcrap like lots of useless shit they dont know how to use.
They like to grease yoda dolls for insertion
8 steps to greasing your anus for yoda doll insertion
1) defecate. preferably after eating senna, ex lax, prunes, cabbage and hot sauces.
2) wipe ass with witch hazel, soothes horrific burns
3) prime anus with anal ease.
4) slather richly a considerable amount of vaseline or other anal lubricants into your rectum at least until the bend and also take your yoda doll or yoda soap on a rope and liberally apply it.
5) pucker your ballon knot several times actuating the sphincter muscle in order to work it in
6) slowly rest yourself onto your yoda figurine
7) make sure to have a mechanism by which to fish yoda out of your rectum, the soap on the rope is especially useful because that is built in.
8) gyrate gleefully in your computer chair while your fat sexless geek nerd loser fat shit self enjoys the prostate massage you'll be getting. Read slashdot. Masturbate to anime. Email one of the editors hoping they will honor you with a reply. Join several more dating services - this time, you dont check the (desired - speaks english) and (desired - literate). You figure you might get a chance then. Order some fucking crap from Think Geek. Get Linux to boot on a Black And Decker Appliance. Wish you could afford a new computer. Argue that IDE is better than SCSI because you cant afford SCSI. Make claims about how Linux rules. Compile a kernel on your 486SX. Claim to hate windows but use it for Everquest. Admire Ghyslain's courage in making that wonderful star wars movie. Officially convert to the Jedi religion. Talk about how cool Mega Tokyo is. Try and make sure you do your regular 50 story submissions to Slashdot, all of which get rejected because people who arent fatter than CowboyNeal can't submit. Fondle shrimpy penis while making a yoda voice and saying, feel the force, padawan, feeel the foooorce, hurgm. Yes. Yes. When 900 years you reach, a dick half as big you will not have.
All in a days work with a yoda figurine rammed up your ass.
Suck my anus you fuckheaded human bidet.
Call me a troll, but I won't be using this software. I'm sick of RedHat anymore. Thier support is going away for thier Personal users. They're just this big money-groveling corporation now. They've completely dropped support to the people (like me) who've been using them for years. RedHat was built on the average joe user, and now they're taking us Joes and basically telling us to go fuck ourselves. No more updates for RedHat 7.x, the "fedora" project, which they no longer support, and now saying that Linux is only for corporate environments. Souds like all they wanna do is sell thier "corporate server" for $1200 a pop or however overpriced that crap is, and tell all the people who helped make them a successful company to go away.
Lin-sux is a kiddie OS for the kids to pretend they can use UNIX. Those getting paid to provide UNIX services to clients and companies continue to get paid and watch these kids, and greasy smelly hippies flounder around with this fucking house of cards "OS" called " GNU/Linux. I laugh at you all.
I actually have a folder of Solaris 8 CDs. Only two of them are core system CDs, and they are PACKED with a *lot* more stuff than Fedora. Everything else is extra software, like GNU utilities or the (useless) CD installer. If Solaris can do it in two, why does Fedora take 3?
Javascript + Nintendo DSi = DSiCade
Oh, and OS X packs a lot of bundled stuff (like the X11 server) that could be broken out. The only reason they aren't is that OS X is only distributed on CD. If it was distributed over the 'net, you can bet it would be down to 2 core CDs. Besides, OS X still has a lot more useful stuff than Fedora.
Javascript + Nintendo DSi = DSiCade
folks have have been calling in from all over the wwworld, tryng to turn in their frIEnds, neighbors, family members, & even their children. manIE cullame their kids are sick music thIEves, so they must have some kind of virus. some even try to cullame that because their kids once had a virus, they are so-called so-big virus writers. they all waNT to get their bouNTy monIE immediately.
they seem to almost understand when we have to tell them that it's all just another ?pr? ?firm? scriptdead scam, & that the only wons who are going to get anything, are the stock markup frauds whoare MiSinforming US to begin with.
this is gooing to be a hard won to sorte out, but the pateNTdead eyecon0meter kode is easily up to the task.
you know who to consult with/trust in?
8 steps to greasing your anus for yoda doll insertion
1) defecate. preferably after eating senna, ex lax, prunes, cabbage and hot sauces.
2) wipe ass with witch hazel, soothes horrific burns
3) prime anus with anal ease.
4) slather richly a considerable amount of vaseline or other anal lubricants into your rectum at least until the bend and also take your yoda doll or yoda soap on a rope and liberally apply it.
5) pucker your ballon knot several times actuating the sphincter muscle in order to work it in
6) slowly rest yourself onto your yoda figurine
7) make sure to have a mechanism by which to fish yoda out of your rectum, the soap on the rope is especially useful because that is built in.
8) gyrate gleefully in your computer chair while your fat sexless geek nerd loser fat shit self enjoys the prostate massage you'll be getting. Read slashdot. Masturbate to anime. Email one of the editors hoping they will honor you with a reply. Join several more dating services - this time, you dont check the (desired - speaks english) and (desired - literate). You figure you might get a chance then. Order some fucking crap from Think Geek. Get Linux to boot on a Black And Decker Appliance. Wish you could afford a new computer. Argue that IDE is better than SCSI because you cant afford SCSI. Make claims about how Linux rules. Compile a kernel on your 486SX. Claim to hate windows but use it for Everquest. Admire Ghyslain's courage in making that wonderful star wars movie. Officially convert to the Jedi religion. Talk about how cool Mega Tokyo is. Try and make sure you do your regular 50 story submissions to Slashdot, all of which get rejected because people who arent fatter than CowboyNeal can't submit. Fondle shrimpy penis while making a yoda voice and saying, feel the force, padawan, feeel the foooorce, hurgm. Yes. Yes. When 900 years you reach, a dick half as big you will not have.
All in a days work with a yoda figurine rammed up your ass.
Because Linux is the choice of 90-year-old men who have never been laid :).
someone please kill me.
-90 year old male Linux user
Tubgirl. If you thought The Man With the Elastic Anus was bad, wait until you "feast" your eyes upon Tubgirl. Just go to Google, type it in, and GO. I'm not helping you any further than this, though.
You nigger loving, midget fucking, one legged lesbian nazi clown. Go fuck yourself!
By M, version 1.0
Gentoo Linux is an interesting new distribution with some great features. Unfortunately, it has attracted a large number of clueless wannabes and leprotards who absolutely MUST advocate Gentoo at every opportunity. Let's look at the language of these zealots, and find out what it really means...
"Gentoo makes me so much more productive."
"Although I can't use the box at the moment because it's compiling something, as it will be for the next five days, it gives me more time to check out the latest USE flags and potentially unstable optimisation settings."
"Gentoo is more in the spirit of open source!"
"Apart from Hello World in Pascal at school, I've never written a single program in my life or contributed to an open source project, yet staring at endless streams of GCC output whizzing by somehow helps me contribute to international freedom."
"I use Gentoo because it's more like the BSDs."
"Last month I tried to install FreeBSD on a well-supported machine, but the text-based installer scared me off. I've never used a BSD, but the guys on Slashdot say that it's l33t though, so surely I must be for using Gentoo."
"Heh, my system is soooo much faster after installing Gentoo." .debs can be rebuilt with a handful of commands (AND Red Hat
supplies i686 kernel and glibc packages), my box MUST be faster. It's nothing
to do with the fact that I've disabled all startup services and I'm running
BlackBox instead of GNOME or KDE."
"I've spent hours recompiling Fetchmail, X-Chat, gEdit and thousands of other programs which spend 99% of their time waiting for user input. Even though only the kernel and glibc make a significant difference with optimisations, and RPMs and
"...my Gentoo Linux workstation..."
"...my overclocked AMD eMachines box from PC World, and apart from the third-grade made-to-break components and dodgy fan..."
"You Red Hat guys must get sick of dependency hell..." .rpms together on the command line, and that problems
hardly ever occur if one uses proper Red Hat packages instead of mixing
SuSE, Mandrake and Joe's Linux packages together (which the system wasn't
designed for)."
"I'm too stupid to understand that circular dependencies can be resolved by specifying BOTH
"All the other distros are soooo out of date."
"Constantly upgrading to the latest bleeding-edge untested software makes me more productive. Never mind the extensive testing and patching that Debian and Red Hat perform on their packages; I've just emerged the latest GNOME beta snapshot and compiled with -O9 -fomit-instructions, and it only crashes once every few hours."
"Let's face it, Gentoo is the future."
"OK, so no serious business is going to even consider Gentoo in the near future, and even with proper support and QA in place, it'll still eat up far too much of a company's valuable time. But this guy I met on #animepr0n is now using it, so it must be growing!"
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Everyone else is just a poser.
the preceding comment is my own and in no way reflects the opinion of the Joint Chiefs of Staff
Yup, and after RH's bait & switch you never know if their 'support' will stay the course. They now have a track record of pulling the plug on a major distro. They have zero credibility, so stuff them. Just say no, to Red Hat.
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I want to see some one decopile all of the windows XP source code. I want to see them figure out exactly how windows work, and exactly why it doesn't work. Preferably these people would be linux\unix\*nix coders, for these people I feel are the best group of coders in the world. After reverse-engineering the kernel, and its semantics, write a new one. Write several, write a micro, and a macro kernel. Write a non-existent kernel. Make it compatible with old windows code, but in a elegant and efficent form. Once you have done this, relase it for free. Realse it for a small fee. What them flock towards you. Insetad of fighting them on the outside, why not kill microsoft from the inside, replace their product with a better, faster, more fficent, sexier one. If I could only motivate people to do this.
Was it in a smaller font or something? Obfuscated somehow?
Seriously though, it looked like it was just one statement among many, and not exactly "hidden". Whether it's a step backward or not, I can't say; I've always lived in 7-bit ASCII-land.
-B
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Nope it was bait & switch, and it's not the same distro you fool. The support is gone and so is the stability. But keep running around calling people who want the support option and have used Red Had for years dickheads, that'll win friends and influence people. If it was the same there would have been no need for this announcement. Me, I'm off to use another distro, I've used RHL for *years* but no more, I used RHL and this WAS bait & switch.
Morover it was the sleaziest betrayal of a user base I've ever seen, never mind seen in Linux. Microsoft has never stooped to such depths, and I'm no fan of theirs.
Adios Red Hat and adios rabid Red Hat fanboy attack dogs.
Red Hat's 'commitment' to any project is a negative as far as I'm concerned. I don't need their wavering 'support'.