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McDonald's Billion-Song iTunes Giveaway

camperslo writes "The New York Post online has this story. "Less than a month after Pepsi announced a blockbuster deal to give away 100 million downloads from Apple's iTunes music service to its customers, McDonald's is close to a announcing a much bigger deal"." No matter what you think of iTunes, this is tremendous publicity for music on demand services in general. If the public gets a taste for it, this could be the beginning of the end for the audio CD.

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  1. McDonalds by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    Do you want iFries with that?

  2. gasp! by Theaetetus · · Score: 5, Funny
    Both Pepsi and McDonald's are paying Apple's retail price of 99 cents per song, sources say. And McDonald's has arranged to buy up to a billion songs to meet customer demand.

    A spokesperson for Apple declined comment...

    ... because they were busy hyperventilating into a paper bag. A muffled "woohoo" could be heard.

    -T

  3. Bahh, boring.... by jea6 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Kazaa, LimeWire, et al. have long had the billion song download giveaway.

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    sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it.
  4. I announce 2 bln. songs giveaway by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Available immediately, just login to Kazaa.

  5. Other terms of the deal by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    The iMac will now be re-released in a larger size to be known as the Big iMac.

  6. Yay! by DrEldarion · · Score: 4, Funny

    McDonalds has been giving away a lot of stuff lately. Right now on fries they're giving out $1 coupons (stackable!) for Best Buy. My love for electronics is going to make me fat.

    1. Re:Yay! by iconian · · Score: 2, Funny

      How long before someone decides to sue Apple for making them fat?

  7. I guess that's as close as Mc Donalds Will get by Im+A+Wack+Job · · Score: 4, Funny

    I guess that's as close as Mc Donalds will get to selling an Apple.

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  8. Re:What better way to..... by GoofyBoy · · Score: 2, Funny

    McDonalds encourages culinary mediocrity so what do you expect?

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    The surprise isn't how often we make bad choices; the surprise is how seldom they defeat us.
  9. Re:What better way to..... by MrCaseyB · · Score: 2, Funny

    Yes except for the fact that they always manage to screw up my lunch order. Rather then giving me britney spears, knowing my luck I would get Yanni Live At The Acropolis

  10. They scrapped the other campaign by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    It featured the Hamburglar stealing songs from the internet.

  11. What they didn't tell you by sulli · · Score: 4, Funny
    was that they're giving away McDonald's jingles as the songs.

    You can pick new-skool hits like "I'm lovin' it" and "We love to see you smile," or go back to the old days with "At McDonald's, we do it all for you," "Keep your eyes on your fries," and "Two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, on a sesame seed bun."

    Perhaps Coca-Cola will get in on the deal? "Ain't nothing but the real thing," "Coke is it!," "I'd like to teach the world to sing" and of course "Always Coca-Cola" are big hits in the beverage world.

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    sulli
    RTFJ.
  12. I don't know whether to cheer or vomit by bigwavejas · · Score: 2, Funny

    Is it just me or does that pic of Ronald just scare the hell outta U :) Heeeeeere's Ronald! Fahrenheit 451, he's got cameras for eyes

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  13. Re:What better way to..... by kfg · · Score: 2, Funny

    Britney Spears is a happy meal ...

    And word on the street is that she's been "super sized."

    KFG

  14. Re:What better way to..... by NaugaHunter · · Score: 5, Funny

    Talk about jumping to conclusions. If they give away 'song credits' (so to speak), then they can be used on any $.99 song. So while Britney fans might go straight to her albums, presumably they'll have all of the available music. Maybe they'll follow the 'also bought' links and find something new.

    On a (semi-)related note, I'm still waiting for the 6-Degrees-Of-Also-Bought. You know, people who bought A also bought B; people who bought B also bought C; people who bought C bought the Soundtrack to Flashdance with Kevin Bacon.

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  15. Re:What better way to..... by justinkim · · Score: 5, Funny

    You are so brave to admit you like Yanni. I am in awe ;)

  16. McDonalds replaces the Millions of deleted MP3s by MrCaseyB · · Score: 2, Funny

    I guess McD's was so heart broken about all those poor users deleting their music files

    They just had to step in and lend a hand. Perhaps this is a new direction for the Ronald McDonald House Charity, giving back to all the poor soles who one way or another lost their music :o(.

  17. Re:What better way to..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    >I could see myself eating there more often, even though the food tastes like masking tape.

    Dude, 3M is SO sueing your ass now.

  18. Re:What better way to..... by David+Hume · · Score: 2, Funny

    You wouldn't RATHER have Yanni than Britney? YLATA is actually a pretty good album! Great background music.


    Yes, I'd rather "have" Britney than Yanni. As to whose music I'd rather listen to, I'm still thinking.....
  19. Re:What better way to..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    The word is _gay_, not brave.

  20. Damn Those Bastards! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    only wants to burn down the rainforest so they can build fields of COWS

    I wish they would burn down the rainforest to build thousands of super speedways and dragstrips.

    That would be cool.

  21. Re:What better way to..... by TCaptain · · Score: 2, Funny

    Yeah, How DARE he say masking tape tastes that bad?

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    "I'm not a procrastinator, I'm temporally challenged"
  22. Re:AAC is nice and all... by Blimey85 · · Score: 4, Funny
    That's why I only have live audiences in my car for the commute to work and at home when I relax. Just last night I had Metallica over for a set and a few nights ago Linkin Park stopped by and performed on my long commute to work. Was pretty cramped in my little car but they managed.

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  23. Re:AAC is nice and all... by Aqua+OS+X · · Score: 2, Funny

    But what if you want to purchase music in your underwear and have it in your possession instantly?

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    "Things are more moderner than before- bigger, and yet smaller- it's computers-- San Dimas High School football RULES!"
  24. Re:AAC is nice and all... by hondo77 · · Score: 3, Funny

    Just last night I had Metallica over for a set...

    Now that Lars is using a pie tin for his kit, this is actually possible.

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  25. Re:What better way to..... by crotherm · · Score: 2, Funny


    Funny, I've always prefered Zamfir, Master of the Pan Flute. :p

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    "Those who make peaceful revolution impossible, make violent revolution inevitable" - JFK
  26. First Free Download.... by telstar · · Score: 5, Funny

    "I Like Big Butts"

  27. Re:AAC is nice and all... by pediddle · · Score: 2, Funny

    Recordings cannot reproduce the nuances of a live performance. Go with concert tickets.

    Amplifiers cannot reproduce the nuances of accoustic instruments. Learn to play piano.

  28. It's better than a McDonald's/RIAA partnership by onthefenceman · · Score: 3, Funny

    I can see the slogans now: Billions and billions served...with subpoenas.

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  29. Wishful thinking by Uncle+Gropey · · Score: 2, Funny

    Come on, how many times a week on Slashdot does someone want to proclaim the "beginning of the end" of some old standby technology? I remember Coke was giving away MiniDiscs sometime around 1991 or so, and it was the Beginning Of The End of the CD...

  30. Re: Thanks! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    I just shot Pepsi out of my nose laughing at your comment! : )