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The Worst Jobs in Science

unassimilatible writes "Popular Science is running a story on the most noxious jobs in science, including, fart-sniffer, barnyard masturbator, and prison-rape researcher, and my personal favorite, the pre-med student who ate, drank, and breathed the blood, urine and vomit of yellow-fever victims. So before you complain about your tech job, check out the list. Things could always be worse."

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  1. I would have to agree with no. 16... by TheWhaleShark · · Score: 5, Insightful

    That is, U.S. Stem Cell Researcher. I like that they threw that little bit of political commentary into the mix by highlighting the current abysmal state of stem cell research in the U.S., which was entirely caused by Bush.

    Maybe one day someone will wake up and let us use more than one of the 11 existing viable cell lines. I hope so; I wouldn't want to get my Ph.D. to find that I won't be doing anything with it.

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  2. Human rights data coding by avante · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I think one of the worst jobs in science might be the people who have to code data for large scale human rights projects such as the on going work at the Sierra Leone Truth and Reconcilliation commission. Imagine that it's just like the prison rape researcher job, only not only are you constantly reading about rape, you also are faces with murder, child rape, mutilations, amputations, child soldiers, dissapearance, theft and torture (very very creative torture).

    People who work on these projects enter a state where they become strongly sympathetic to what they are reading and begin to exhibit symptoms of post-traumatic stress disorder.

    That's assuming there are no photographic records to review (which is usually kept as far away from coders as possible).

    Although helping to expose the truth about attrocities is rewarding, it's not a very good job.

  3. Prison-rape researcher by corebreech · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I wish that some of the accounts offered by victims of prison-rape--particularly those that caused the students so much anxiety--were made public.

    Maybe then we'd see less people here (and elsewhere) resorting to sick and degrading humor whenever the subject comes up.

    And check out the pictogram they chose to accompany the prison-rape researcher entry in this story. It's a picture of Barney. I know they're using it as a way of depicting which of the jobs are associated with psychological torture, but, c'mon! Barney? Prison-rape? That's just soooo wrong.

    1. Re:Prison-rape researcher by zapp · · Score: 1, Insightful

      I don't feel sorry for the murderers, rapists, and child molesters. Who I feel sorry for are the people there for other reasons. After all, if certain people had their way we'd all be in there for downloading mp3s.

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    2. Re:Prison-rape researcher by Joe+Tie. · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Same here. Aren't most of the people in there for drug offences, not violent crime? Violent anal rape every day for ten years is a pretty harsh punishment for getting caught with a bag of pot.

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    3. Re:Prison-rape researcher by Hatta · · Score: 4, Insightful

      You sir, are the relativist. Rape is wrong. Period.

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    4. Re:Prison-rape researcher by SamNmaX · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I'm sorry, but I'm from Ontario and have *never* seen these commercials, it is cruel punishment is unconstitional here as well. Please be more specific as to what you are referring to.

    5. Re:Prison-rape researcher by GuyMannDude · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I don't feel sorry for the murderers, rapists, and child molesters.

      I know I'm gonna get flamed for this...

      First of all, even when someone is convicted of one of these crimes we never know with 100% certainty that the guy really is guilty. There have been a few rape convictions that have been overturned in recent years based on DNA testing that proved the poor shmuck who spent the last 10 years in jail getting gangraped every day was innocent all along. Do you feel sorry for that particular 'rapist'?

      As far as child molesters go, I think it's fairly well accepted at this point that many of these people were victims of child molestation themselves. The early abuse caused irreperable changes in their brain chemistry which made them more likely to commit deviant acts. Obviously, we need these freaks off the street since they can never be rehabilitated. But I'm not sure that sentencing them to a lifetime of being raped is really the right thing to do.

      There is a reason we have the clause "unusual punishment" in our legal system. Our rehabilitation system thinks it's pretty clever by not performing the abuse themselves but turning a blind eye when prisoners do it to each other. But prison rape is something that no prisoner should have to endure, regardless of what crime they were convicted of.

      GMD

    6. Re:Prison-rape researcher by tzanger · · Score: 2, Insightful

      First of all, even when someone is convicted of one of these crimes we never know with 100% certainty that the guy really is guilty. There have been a few rape convictions that have been overturned in recent years based on DNA testing that proved the poor shmuck who spent the last 10 years in jail getting gangraped every day was innocent all along. Do you feel sorry for that particular 'rapist'?

      Yes, I would feel sorry for that particular 'rapist' -- Nothing is 100%. Wrongly jailing people is always a potential problem but it certainly does not detract my lack of feeling bad for the vast majority of people who are in prison.

      As far as child molesters go, I think it's fairly well accepted at this point that many of these people were victims of child molestation themselves. The early abuse caused irreperable changes in their brain chemistry which made them more likely to commit deviant acts. Obviously, we need these freaks off the street since they can never be rehabilitated. But I'm not sure that sentencing them to a lifetime of being raped is really the right thing to do.

      I dunno, I'm no doctor but I'm willing to bet that being violently raped a few times in prison would certainly help reverse some of that irreversible brain chemistry. If for nothing else I am certain that it would make some of these rapists think twice about what they're doing. Yes they have these urges but after being the victim of their own crime they very well might decide to try harder to resist the urges.

      There is a reason we have the clause "unusual punishment" in our legal system. Our rehabilitation system thinks it's pretty clever by not performing the abuse themselves but turning a blind eye when prisoners do it to each other. But prison rape is something that no prisoner should have to endure, regardless of what crime they were convicted of.

      I tend to agree but as I get older and see more and more bullshit babying and coddling of the convicted and worrying more about them than their victims I tend to start thinking that these people deserve some of their own medicine. While a murderer is certainly not a rapist is certainly not an arms trafficker, prison rape is brutal enough to sway people's consciences and not normally deadly.

      Yes, I am an asshole.

    7. Re:Prison-rape researcher by cluke · · Score: 3, Insightful

      See, that's what I don't get about you "criminals deserve what they get" types. For every inmate who gets bum-raped there is another inmate doing the raping! Presumably loving it, and getting away with it scott free. How does this fit in with your grand crime and punishment scheme?

    8. Re:Prison-rape researcher by Awptimus+Prime · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Wow, I guess nobody got the joke.

      It was the republican party who pushed for stricter laws, they were the ones who decided to push the War on Drugs issue. Bush refers to 'Texas Justice' and talks about being harsh on criminals.

      All I ever hear from that party is about how to go about locking more people up. Sorry, but if you are going to all jump in and mod someone as a troll for putting 2 + 2 together, then go ahead. You are wasting your mod points silencing me instead of investing into your own comment or making someone else's stand out.

    9. Re:Prison-rape researcher by Chris+Burke · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Wrongly jailing people is always a potential problem but it certainly does not detract my lack of feeling bad for the vast majority of people who are in prison.

      Yes, the institutionalized rape of innocent people is a "potential problem". So is the rape of people who are not innocent but committed a crime for which not even you could justify rape as punishment. Too bad the prison rapists don't ask everyone "are you innocent?" first.

      But apparently you think rape is the correct punishment for the vast majority of people in prison. So having a bag of dope is worth repeated ass rape?

      I dunno, I'm no doctor but I'm willing to bet that being violently raped a few times in prison would certainly help reverse some of that irreversible brain chemistry.

      Easy to bet on something you know nothing about when it isn't your ass, isn't it? I'm willing to bet that you getting gang-raped day after day for a month would change your mind about whether this is something we should be allowing to happen in our prisons, but I'm not going advocate it.

      If for nothing else I am certain that it would make some of these rapists think twice about what they're doing. Yes they have these urges but after being the victim of their own crime they very well might decide to try harder to resist the urges.

      Why are ignorance and certainty found together so often? As the post you replied to already pointed out -- many already are victims. Being victims is why they become perpetrators, but genius tzanger wants to do this to more people. Like bombing a civilian populace to get rid of terrorists; how well do you really think this is going to work? But if you're so keen on it, why wait until prison? Why not rape them when they show up in the juvenile home after Daddy gets sent up the river so you can "fix" them before they commit any crime? Half the time they end up in prison from there anyway. You can call it "early prevention".

      I tend to agree but as I get older and see more and more bullshit babying and coddling of the convicted and worrying more about them than their victims I tend to start thinking that these people deserve some of their own medicine.

      Oh, right. "Hey, they get cable TV! The only way to balance out this amazing luxury is with repeated anal rape!"

      But frankly, with people like you advocating sexual torture as a deterrent, I think the worrying about the convicted is justified.

      While a murderer is certainly not a rapist is certainly not an arms trafficker, prison rape is brutal enough to sway people's consciences and not normally deadly.

      Because brutalizing people always make them become nicer, happier people. But you're right! I can't see how being violated and then having the authorities do nothing about it and an apathetic populace say "you deserved it" would not change one's conscience. It's just not going to change in the way you think.

      Yes, I am an asshole.

      No you're not. "Asshole" is the guy who takes up three spots at Java Noodles at lunch with his Ford Excursion. You, my friend, are a sick fuck.

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    10. Re:Prison-rape researcher by renehollan · · Score: 2, Insightful
      You haven't *seen* them, because they're Radio Ads. I'm not sure if the LCBO (government run alcohol distributer) or Ministry of Transport is putting them on, but they have been airing all summer 03 on 97.7 FM in the Toronto area, and other stations as well.

      One starts off describing a shower scene, supposedly after some sporting event, where the "team" is washing off the grime, except it turns out that is a prison shower: "This is no big deal, except when the next guy is checking you out... Drink, drive, go to jail."... they run something like that. Disgusting.

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    11. Re:Prison-rape researcher by danila · · Score: 2, Insightful

      That's pretty sick...
      You bet. But catching bad (or shall we say, horrible) parents is not as sexy as busting a paedophile ring (whatever it is). It doesn't help sell more copies of your newspaper, doesn't boost your ratings, doesn't look as cool on cop's resume. In short, real child abuse is booooring. Paedophiles and child porn users (or, rather, combating them), on the other hand, are considered glamourous by the society.

      So if, in our imaginary scenario, I fuck my 5-year old daughter and you look at the photos of myself doing it. As a result, you are paedophile scum and go to jail and I am just one of about 1+ million American parents who abuses his kid. You're right, the society that thinks in this way (and it does, otherwise why would it act in this way?) is pretty sick...

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  4. Don't you even READ Slashdot anymore? by g051051 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I swear, there have been more dupes in the past few months. At least this one is 2 months old.

  5. frontend to /. by lysander · · Score: 3, Insightful

    and I shall make a new frontend to slashdot. one that is screened by people who actually read slashdot content -- or at least the front page summary -- and hides dupes. a url matcher could also help. perhaps it could also generate a "dupe report card" for the article posters.

    (I'd need some serious bandwidth, though.)

    geez, come slashdot. perhaps you could give your "article preview subscribers" a big DUPE button to click to save yourself from embarrassment time and time again.

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  6. Re:3 strikes by pVoid · · Score: 2, Insightful
    Uhm... How's "I don't know... I don't care"

    a) I don't live in california

    b) I'm not defending californian criminals, I'm criticizing right wing extremists that believe that once you commit a crime, your rights as a human being should be taken away. But wait, who am I kidding, you guys have Guantanamo bay goin' on... ahhh. nevermind.

  7. Voluntary confessions by Prune · · Score: 2, Insightful
    People who voluntarily confess generally can be considered 100% guilty.

    That is a dangerous assumption. There have been a number of cases of so called voluntary confessions which turned out to be (usually police-)induced false confessions; this makes one wonder how many cases of false confessions were never revealed to be so. One example is discussed here. Also see here for more pointers.

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  8. Re:Hmm...I don't know... by GuyMannDude · · Score: 4, Insightful

    ...I'm sure that I wouldn't mind Osama being ass raped if he ever gets caught.

    And why is that? Because our wonderfully accurate intelligence has pegged him as the mastermind behind 9/11? The same crack team of analysts who brought us the "Iraq is developing a huge WMD program" info? It's easy to bring up Osama because it triggers such a violent response in all of us, myself included. However, I submit to you that Osama and the 9/11 event is really just a larger version of what I was saying before: we'll never know 100% if he was responsible or not.

    Anyhow, I'm not going to expend an awful lot of effort trying to defend that bastard. I'm just pointing out that making exceptions for special cases is pretty dangerous. Sure, there are some people who I'd like to see endure torture for the rest of their lives. But it's important to realize that such thoughts are not rational and while they might be amusing little fantasies for us to play in our heads, that's really where they should stay.

    GMD

  9. Re:3 strikes by dnahelix · · Score: 5, Insightful

    What's wrong with that is that it costs over $70,000 a year per inmate of tax payer money to keep someone in jail who had a bag of pot of some other stupid thing.
    Jail should not serve as 'punishment.' Jails should be there to keep dangerous poeple (muderers, rapists, etc.) away from us. Other criminals (drugs, shoplifters, white collar, etc.) (most people in jail are drug related, btw) should have to repay society by picking up garbage, or washing police cars or something, AND have to take care of themselves, too. Having to work for the state every weekend for a year for no pay would be a good deterrent AND help our aching budgets.

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  10. why are those jobs considered bad... by mantera · · Score: 2, Insightful



    if reading accounts of prisoners' rape incident is considered awful an awful experience, how about experience of the victims themselves who endure the real horror of the incident.

    likewise, anyone who's ever had a diarrhea and the intense discomfort of it will appreciate that those who analyze stool samples, albeit it doesn't seem a glamorous job, are doing valuable work.

    I don't think such jobs are awful; they probably are full of opportunities for job satisfaction. At least in knowing that you're doing something that might help others. It's way better than being a tech worker slaving to enrich some capitalists.