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Simcity Microwave Power by 2050?

Politburo writes "The Drudge Report supplies this interesting Senate testimony. Dr. David Criswell, director of the University of Houston's Institute for Space Systems Operations, proposes that we develop robots to assist in the construction of a lunar solar array. The power from this array would be beamed to recievers on Earth, either directly or via relay satellites. Dr. Criswell predicts that with this project, "the average American income could increase from today's ~$35,000/y-person to more than $150,000/y-person." He also attempts to put to rest the idea that microwave power is unsafe, saying, "Each power beam can be safely received, for example, in an industrially zoned area." I wonder if he's ever played SimCity 2000" And coming soon, Godzilla from a drop-down menu.

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  1. Better put by bersl2 · · Score: 4, Funny

    the fire department on stand-by...

  2. brings to mind... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...ants and a magnifying glass.

  3. The Matrix is becoming reality. by ApheX · · Score: 5, Funny

    "...proposes that we develop robots to assist in the construction of a lunar solar array..."

    Yup. We're screwed.

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  4. But will it explode? by QuackQuack · · Score: 5, Funny

    Will it explode after exactly fifty years like my power plants in Sim City do?

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    1. Re:But will it explode? by whterbt · · Score: 4, Funny

      No, not until God clicks Actions -> Disasters -> Microwave Oops.

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  5. Popcorn by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    I got an idea, Let's hack it and make it pop massive amounts of popcorn in an evil professor's house!

  6. No chance by Krapangor · · Score: 5, Funny

    the ecofundamentalists will shut this project down because these invisible rays interfere with the morphic field of their crystal beads and their carrots.

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  7. Great by Zygote-IC- · · Score: 4, Funny

    Just another weapon for the machines when they rise.
    What, the unstoppable cyborgs sent from the past to kill our future leaders wasn't enough? Controlling our nuclear arsenal not enough?
    Why don't we just send up the robots to build the solar array in a big ass cube and call it a day?

  8. Our duty is clear: To build and maintain by birder · · Score: 3, Funny

    The wars of the future will not be fought on the battlefield or at sea.
    They will be fought in space, or possibly on top of a very tall
    mountain. In either case, most of the actual fighting will be done by
    small robots. And as you go forth today remember always your duty is
    clear: To build and maintain those robots. Thank you.

  9. Re:Sweet! by AGMW · · Score: 5, Funny
    ... and when it switches off, will the DING be heard world-wide?

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  10. Woo by rf0 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Now I can heat my food by just holding it out the window

    Rus

  11. Re:Sure, sure by spektr · · Score: 4, Funny

    Of course, when everybody is making $150,000 per annum, the inflation rate will make it seem like $35,000.

    Who cares about inflation rates anymore when roasted pigeons fly into your open mouth?

  12. Re:barbeque by CmdrGravy · · Score: 5, Funny

    well, actually yes I do but then that may be because I work in KFC

  13. Re:No indeed - some experiments to date by splattertrousers · · Score: 5, Funny
    ...they are picked up by rectennas...

    I think Cartman had a rectenna once.

  14. Re:Issues of Weaponizing this System by calethix · · Score: 5, Funny

    "My concern is that any nation putting this sort of system into place risks misalignment of the beams and having a solar laser of incredible power strafing across the landscape."

    That's why it should be tested in Florida first. Until the bugs are worked out, we can blame any mishaps on the Xindi.

  15. no, really, it's safe. by twitter · · Score: 4, Funny
    Come on, now. We know that US power industry would only use a reliable OS like NT for control and only point them at safe industrial areas like Bohpal.

    Just kidding. We should do this and do it right. More megawatts is better megawatts. Grow, Grow, Grow!

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  16. Re:Issues of Weaponizing this System by drinkypoo · · Score: 4, Funny

    My concern is that any nation putting this sort of system into place risks misalignment of the beams and having a solar laser of incredible power strafing across the landscape.

    That's impossible! When you use microwaves, it's called a MASER.

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  17. A giant orbiting laser pointed at your planet? by Lonath · · Score: 4, Funny


    Been tried before. Probably still not a good idea.

  18. Re:Gimme a break by Fizyx · · Score: 3, Funny
    If we can torch a terrorist in a car in the middle of traffic without killing innocent civilians nearby then I say more power to them.

    Pun intended?

  19. Re:Gimme a break by JeanPaulBob · · Score: 5, Funny
    If we just start zapping people out of the sky, innocent people are going to get zapped from false intelligence.
    Yeah, but if we outlaw zapping people from the sky, only people from the sky will zap outlaws.

    Er... Wait...