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SpaceDev Auctioning Microsatellite Mission On Ebay
physicsnerd writes "SpaceDev has announced that they are auctioning a Microsatellite Mission on Ebay. From the SpaceDev Press Release: "Most earth orbiting small satellite missions can cost $25 million or more, not including the launch. To demonstrate the affordability of private space missions, SpaceDev has posted a "Buy it Now" price of $9.5 million which includes an insured launch and on-orbit insurance. The high bidder will win a spacecraft based on SpaceDev's Maneuvering and orbit Transfer Vehicle (MTV(TM)).""
Man EBay Commission is going to be $$$$$$$$$$$$ on this one....
Feels a bit like watching a webcam from space..
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It's a shame Ebay had to pay $25 million, the price that most such launches cost, for using the "Buy it Now" feature without owning the patent.
You really can get anything on ebay.
User spacedev has 0 feedback and wants over 9 million for his item. He won't see me bidding on this.
I think they're going to get a few sensible bids due to Slashdot bringing this to everyones attention.
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Want to buy.. Refurbished space laser to be launched into space on cheap rocket for undisclosed use.
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Most geeks can't afford something like this -- but terrorists can. I wonder what the shipping is to Iraq or Afghanistan.
Is Paypal accepted?
Hmm.
This offered mission will include, but will not be limited to:
* Mission Design
* Satellite Design
* Satellite Construction
* Satellite Testing
* Payload integration into satellite
* Satellite integration into launch vehicle
* Launch of satellite
* Command and control of satellite
* De-orbiting of satellite
I get to pick the payload, but do I also get to pick where it will land? Redmond, here I come!!!!
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They can send a payload into space for under $10 million, but they still can't fix their crappy home page design?
As luck would have it, my kids would probably get the controls and send it crashing into china, then run screaming "DADDY, WE WON!"
i can see it now, i'll place my bid and 2 seconds before the auction ends some geek will up the bid by 5 cents using some fancy auto-bid software and my plans for world domination will be foiled. again. if it wasn't for those pesky kids blah blah john ashcroft yada yada oil oil oil
All I Want For Christmas Is My Constitutional Rights
I would have bid, but I make it a policy not to bid on auctions from sellers with zero feedback. You never know who you're buying from these days.
I don't know about you, but I know what's going on the top of MY christmas list. Hell, at that price, I might get two!
Under capitalism man exploits man. Under communism it's the other way around.
So when will our friend Lance Bass be leaving?
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Hmmm... I could have swore these people where at my door trick-or-treat'ing on halloween!
Imagine the fun of crashing your own personal satellite at oribital velocities into a major American city. Imagine the fun you and your towel-wearing friends could have by watching the panic as Americans everywhere worry about death from above, even though it would likely burn up in the atmosphere. Call your local madras-supporting sheik today and ask for the money! Your own orbital death-star is waiting.
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Seller registered within the last week with 0 feedback??? Oh yeah - like I'm gonna buy from HIM!
I reckon there's got to be in the region of a million slashdotters here. We chuck in 20 USD each, and we've got us an orbiting camera.
Now, I can see this going one of two ways:
1) Hey, look, there's Ashcroft edging the yard! Who's your privacy daddy now, huh?
2) Hey, there's Natalie Portman in a bikini! Who's got the zoom?
I'm up for it. Who's with me?
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