New 'Mystery Meson' Sub-Atomic Particle Discovered
securitas writes "The BBC reports that scientists in Japan have discovered a new sub-atomic particle that defies current theories of matter and energy. The 'mystery meson' X(3872) was revealed while studying beauty quarks at the KEK High Energy Accelerator Research Organization Tsukuba meson factory. 'It weighs about the same as a single atom of helium and exists for only about one billionth of a trillionth of a second before it decays into other longer-lived, more familiar particles.' Scientists say the lifespan 'is nearly an eternity for a sub-atomic particle this heavy' and may require a change in current theory. Possible explanations for this include the particle being comprised of two quarks and two antiquarks, instead of the usual one-one pairing. More explanation and illustrations at KEK."
I've just been informed that Linux software was used in the research and discovery of this new particle. As you are well aware, we own the copyrights to Linux and all derivitive works and discoveries. Therefore, it is my duty to inform you that if make use of the "Mystery Meson" particle in your person, or other earthly posessions... you must purchase a license immediately.
*Sorry, I havn't had my SCO fix lately*
Blender And Linux Fan
Imagine a Beowulf cluster of these things!!!!
I, for one, welcome our new Meson Overlords!