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McBride Speaks, In Person And In Print

Phil Windley writes "Darl McBride gave the keynote at CDXPO this evening and held a press conference afterwards. I've posted my summary of his talk and the press conference on my weblog. In his talk, Darl seemed to be saying "Don't hate me. I'm only doing what I had to do."" On the other hand, in this interesting interview with CRN, McBride comes one whisker from likening Linux users to drug users, renews threats to sue end users, and says "all the big guys" are out to get SCO.

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  1. Medication? by Empiric · · Score: 4, Funny

    Hmm... self-contradiction, baseless claims, conspiracy theories, projection, delusions of grandeur... aren't these primary symptoms of paranoid schizophrenia?

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    1. Re:Medication? by enthused+i+swear · · Score: 5, Funny

      No, you're thinking of a Slashdot discussion...

  2. Why does he hate himself? by ericandrade · · Score: 5, Funny

    1. Attack everybody you know
    2. Claim you're doing what you got to do (voices?)
    3. P .. .
    3. . .. p p p .rrr. . .

    3. .. ..... PRISON!!!!!

  3. What end-products? by MavEtJu · · Score: 5, Funny

    David comes on, he's now a shareholder, he's rowing with us, and let's face it, he's added significant value to our company since February. Our stock was around a buck, now it's $14.

    And what are the end-products your company makes?

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  4. Linux and drugs by commodoresloat · · Score: 5, Funny

    At last, a CEO not afraid to break the silence about Linux. I was a linux user, so I know the kinds of pressures that you succumb to. You wind up using crack to check the security of your system. And to detect intrusions, you snort.... It only gets worse from there. Listen to this man, before it's too late.

  5. Faaaaark by trouser · · Score: 4, Funny

    Our belief is that SCO has great opportunity in the future to let Linux keep going, not to put it on its back but for us to get a transaction fee every time it's sold. That's really our goal.

    I can see that happening in a hurry. Hell I bet nobody would be interested in reverting to an older kernel and then working back to where we are today with new source. And nobody would look at alternative kernels (eg. the BSDs). And nobody would just throw in the towel and run Windows. No way, we'll just pony up a butt load of money to McBride and Co. to use the kernel they're trying to steal from us. Cock smoking bitches.

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  6. remember people: by Jeff+DeMaagd · · Score: 4, Funny

    You are not paranoid if everybody REALLY is against you!

  7. Darl's translation by mabu · · Score: 5, Funny

    His constituents are his shareholders and customers.

    Which at this point probably resolves down to his own company, their satellites and the law firm they've retained to fight their last ditch effort.

    SCO does not want to destroy open source or Linux. With the appropriate checks and balances, open source has merit.

    I think he means, if people pay with the appropriate checks, he'll consider the effort worthy of merit.

    End users are not safe in taking a wait and see position. SCO is contacting customers and asking them to take a license of litigate position.

    IOW, please pay us now so we can show some revenue long enough for the remaining shareholders to cash out before this whole thing implodes. Otherwise, the FBI will bust in your door and cart you off to Guantanamo.

    There's no free lunch or free Linux. The value proposition of Linux is UNIX for free. Free models such as free music, free Internet, free bandwidth, and free love haven't worked.

    On the other hand, the free mushrooms the guys in the legal department put in my tea this morning do seem to be working.

    This country was built on the notion of property ownership and being about to protect one's property. What's left in this company are concepts and ideas. If you take away the ability to protect that, we're reduced our ability to compete as a country

    If you don't support our desire to scare the crap out of the public in order to extort money for intellectual property my company had absolutely no hand in creating, then you're some sort of unpatriotic, filthy commie scum.

    By the way there is no truth to the rumors that I am violating any patents previously held by the Rumsfeld-Cheney group. I am operating with a legitimate license from the holder of the scare-the-crap-out-of-america patent.

    GPL will not survive. Open source will survive, but the GPL will have to be reworked in a way that is more pro-business.

    By pro business I mean pro-big-mega-corporations that deserve to profit from the innovation of others who have the audacity to claim such work that we can exploit be donated to the public domain.

    SCO will prevail in its legal battle. SCO is now worth $200 million and has $60 million in the bank. SCO is committed to seeing this through.

    Bill's check cleared! Bill's check cleared!

    We are also introducing an exciting new product in cooperation with Kool-Aid and the government of Columbia. Look for it soon.

    Linux will not be free.

    But a woman who is willing to trade "love" may be able to get a discount on the enterprise edition. I.M. my AOL handle, "sexy14yoGRRL" for more details.

  8. "Don't hate me because I'm beautiful" by sjbe · · Score: 4, Funny

    We don't. We hate you because you're a conceited bastard.

  9. Godwin's Law by Treacle+Treatment · · Score: 5, Funny

    Aww shucks! This thread was just getting started and already someone has to mention Hitler!

    http://info.astrian.net/jargon/terms/g/Godwin_s_La w.html

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  10. my fave quotes by twitter · · Score: 5, Funny
    CRN: When you talk to your VARs, partners, integrators... what are they saying?

    McBride: It's a range. Those who are directly selling SCO Unix products, are cheering us on ...

    Stop the presses, someone sold SCO Unix last year?!

    McBride: .... Those who have drifted over to the Linux camp are confused.

    Indeed, I can't figure out what those idiots at SCO are up to.

    McBride: My first reaction was we needed to create a counterbalance [to the vocal open sourcers]. We're on the side of the silent majority...

    Eh? Let's see, for ages we've all had to listen to and counter his company's Microsoft funded bullshit, press releases and amazing old media broadsides. He's been saying all sorts of stuff designed to stirr doubt deep in the hearts of PHB and it's been reported by every WinTel rag on earth, but he reagards himself as "silent". Somehow people who have to reassure their bosses not to give in to SCO's extortion of end users is somehow "vocal"? The free software's statements are all reactions to this turkey. If some people get angry, it's because of the volume of ignorant and wrong nonsense this man has been able to generate - you need to buy a $700 license for every Linux box you own because IBM put "secret" SCO code into the kernel that SCO published openly under the GPL but refuses to specify. It's madening and hardly "right".

    More McBitch: This is about our IP! ... IBM is the master of creating an illusion that they're being attacked by this big brutal bully SCO when they're the ones attacking us. They're the ones doing all the behind-the-scenes work.

    Oh sure, Dayrl, and I'm Steve Barkto. IBM must be running the Free Software Society. Tell me all about it. The whole world of knowledgable computing says you are full of it. What do you produce? Some poor woman who's BA was in French who had to sign a massively restrictive NDA to look at publically published and GPL'd code next to snippets of your ancient Unix? Give me a break. Put up or shut up and quit threatening the world and maybe, just maybe people will think your extortion and stock fraud days are behind you.

    We early on looked at GPL-related issues and felt it was an Achilles heel for IBM but we didn't open them up initially. We didn't want to confuse a clear-cut contract issue [with IBM] with the untested GPL and other issues. But when IBM dragged GPL onto the table, our lawyers started sharpening their steak knives. 'Ok, if that's what you want to talk about , we'll talk about it.'

    Oh yeah, you were forced to call the GPL a cancer, but you hated it all along. Bzzzt! Your case of trade secret violation got blown out of the water because your company published said traid secrets openly and under the GPL. You can't fall back to copyright violations, because you can't really find any infringing code. So, you are left with this crack house attack on the GPL.

    If you take IBM out of the equation, Linux would not be growing up, it would not be SMP-enabled, it would not be multi processing, scaling up to hundreds of servers. It is IBM that is enabling that.

    There he goes again, taking credit for stuff that his crappy Unix can't do.

    VARBusiness: Are customers changing their Linux purchasing pattern since SCO sent out warning letters?

    McBride: A research report came out saying 80 percent of users had not slowed down. Our take on that is 20 percent have. So one out of five.

    Thanks Dayrl, that will come in handy when you get sued for the damages all your BS has done. I'd love to see Red Hat pin the end of their retail distro on you and strip off some of those $20,000,000 Microsoft has funded you with.

    If you look at the GPL, it couldn't be more clear, they either have to pull [the offending code] or shut down the distribution. The things we're laying claim to are things you can't pull out very easily....it's very difficult to yank this stuff out.

    Right. Everyone is begging for the proof and the code they can shut this idiot up by rewriting that supposed code. It's not there.

    OK, I hate everything this idiot says -5 flamebait article.

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    1. Re:my fave quotes by quinkin · · Score: 4, Funny
      "Longer term, expect SVR 6, which will be 64-bit Unix on Intel. That is a few years out."

      Oh yeah... SCO once again pushes the envelope...

      I guess I had better pull the plug on that 64bit linux server I built, it is in "future breach" of the SCO's groundbreaking 64 bit support... Thank goodness it is not multi-CPU.

      Q.

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  11. Re:Armageddon by roystgnr · · Score: 4, Funny

    This is THE final, decisive battle between the forces of good and evil.

    Wow. And I thought I read too much Slashdot.

  12. Re:Not just a hypocrite... but outdated too. by JCCyC · · Score: 4, Funny

    Drug-based enemy demonizing is so 20th century. Doesn't he know terrorist is the smear du jour?